Grand Jury speculation thread

What will the next legal development be?

  • Grand Jury declares Chris fit for trial

    Votes: 458 30.3%
  • Grand Jury declares Chris a brokebrain and unfit for trial

    Votes: 203 13.4%
  • CONTINUANCE!

    Votes: 220 14.6%
  • Plea deal

    Votes: 122 8.1%
  • The US collapses, Chris escapes from jail and becomes a cult-leader

    Votes: 208 13.8%
  • The Merge occurs

    Votes: 301 19.9%

  • Total voters
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I disagree. ADF managed to get himself into section 8 and he's 10 times stupider than Chris
That being said where tf is the section about ADF? All I get is people giggling about "Phil". Is ADF worse? I thought he was just a poor Chinese knock off of Chris Chan. Kind of funny too. Chris blamed the homos for all his problems while ADF claimed it was all the cis men. Anyways I digress
 
That being said where tf is the section about ADF? All I get is people giggling about "Phil". Is ADF worse? I thought he was just a poor Chinese knock off of Chris Chan. Kind of funny too. Chris blamed the homos for all his problems while ADF claimed it was all the cis men. Anyways I digress

ADF's section was baleeted after he got his vagina surgery because the well had been run dry by that point.
 
I disagree. ADF managed to get himself into section 8 and he's 10 times stupider than Chris
I think ADF had help, plus he’s a different kind of stupid.

Chris could get aid from the government or some organization that helps people like him. It’s been stated many times that thanks to Rob Bell, Virginia has to place Chris somewhere once he’s released.
 
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OK so July 28th, I'm pretty sure this is the one where everything is going to end. Like 80% certain. There'll probably be a few more days while they work out his release. They're simply out of time to work out the best deals for Chris by then. They can't delay any more in the current situation at that point. We might hear nothing from the hearing itself, but then find out Chris is no longer in custody a few days later.

The reason I think this is the situation is that this is a *long* continuance (February to July). Like, unreasonably long. It ends on one year almost perfectly, so I'm pretty sure the timing is deliberate. The deal is to get Chris to a year in jail and they're just waiting it out pre-conviction to keep his tugboat so they have some funds to work with when they place him somewhere.

The *other* thing that could happen is that they couldn't work anything out, and we'll know this because it will become a felony case, with circuit court appearances beginning sometime in August.

EDIT: To clarify what I mean by being unreasonably long, it's not unreasonable for a case to take a year, but it's unreasonable to have an almost 6 month long gap between hearings. This could only happen if the defense has accomplished everything they need to do from a legal procedure standpoint, but still needs to burn time for some reason. The judge would only allow it if they were basically on the same page that a whole half a year was needed, and the prosecution would probably complain too if they had an issue with it.

The hearing is set close to the one year anniversary. That may be as much of a delay as they can get away with.

They can keep it going much, much longer if need be, but not in family court.

Either they finally banned him from writing to anyone that isn't his lawyer or mofo is literally in shock.

The ability to write to the outside world is considered a basic human right for inmates, particularly for ones that are still nominally innocent. They can't ban him from writing unless he was using it for illegal purposes, or he chimped out in jail and they took his stuff away as a control measure. His lawyer can *advise* him to stop writing weens, but up until now he's been inclined to keep writing.
 
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What the fuck? I could have sworn one of the Constution's first 10 amendments is a right to a Speedy trial. It'll be almost a whole year he's awaiting trial. At this point I'm more interested in the whole proceedings now instead of the actual verdict, and why it takes this long.
His attorney waived his right to a speedy trial.
 
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Moreover, the judge is the one that grants continuances of the case, which are requested by the attorneys for either side, and requesting multiple continuances in order to pursue a plea deal, get discovery of evidence in the case, or inadequate time to prepare analyze all the evidence in the case is not uncommon. It's been about 7 months, and it's in the defense's best interest to stall here.

I suppose that means, his lawyer really is working to help Chris and they clearly want it on their resume for future work, just move on. Then, I wonder if the lawyer has a hard time just trying to defend Chris because of what's out there and is indefensible.

The justice system eats up its own time. They aren't going to punish Chris for their own inefficiencies, especially since Chris's cases are always long and drawn out, but ended with slaps on the wrists.

I think, because it's a sexual offense, it just add more of a challenge for Chris's love quest once the courts are done with him. List him as a registered sex offender and a bizarre one at that. It does make it harder on us, because I don't like the idea of kicking a man down, after he's been registered.
 
I suppose that means, his lawyer really is working to help Chris and they clearly want it on their resume for future work, just move on. Then, I wonder if the lawyer has a hard time just trying to defend Chris because of what's out there and is indefensible.



I think, because it's a sexual offense, it just add more of a challenge for Chris's love quest once the courts are done with him. List him as a registered sex offender and a bizarre one at that. It does make it harder on us, because I don't like the idea of kicking a man down, after he's been registered.
Bro it's a public defender, he has to take Chris as his client. Why in the fuck would anyone want Chris on their resume?

Also, how does it make it harder for us if he's on the registry? He might not even be put on the registry, we don't even know yet, but regardless of even that I love dunking on people who are fucking sex offenders. It's more legal than shooting them.
 
I suppose that means, his lawyer really is working to help Chris and they clearly want it on their resume for future work, just move on. Then, I wonder if the lawyer has a hard time just trying to defend Chris because of what's out there and is indefensible.

The point of the defense attorney is to make sure their client is given a fair and reasonable trial. Yes, having sex (because we don't know if it was consensual or not) with your old ass mom is bad. But anyone can go and claim others of doing heinous acts.

Like Chris claiming Synder was molesting his own daughter. As an outsider who knew nothing other than that fact Chris give. How could anyone defend such a person? Well we have this thing called courts to make sure people are given fair trials.

You have to understand that lawyers force themselves to claim their client is of course innocent because that's your job. To make sure people judge the evidence fairly. Imagine if a women claimed you raped her and your lawyer is said "Yeah bro, my client? Def fucked dat ho. Yeah I'm his attorney and he claims he's innocent, but truthfully I think it's horseshit." Can't recall but the male lawyer for Jodi Aris lost his license because he claimed Aris did it (he was sick and tired of her shit and tried to stop being her attorney)

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There's too many evidence at this point and dumbass Chris lost his strongest defense of being coerced. The other part of a fair trial is also given fair punishment. He's going to try his hardest to have the court sympathize with Chris so he could receive the lightest sentence.

Bro it's a public defender, he has to take Chris as his client. Why in the fuck would anyone want Chris on their resume?

Also, how does it make it harder for us if he's on the registry? He might not even be put on the registry, we don't even know yet, but regardless of even that I love dunking on people who are fucking sex offenders. It's more legal than shooting them.
Same reason why Johnnie Cochran defended OJ. If you could have your client walk free. Or, in this case, manage to get a light sentence even with all this evidence. It's literally free advertisement and money going your way. With how infamous Chris is, if he manages to get Chris a misdemeanor with time served for a year and little to no additional punishments. The million or so autistics we are will talk about this and write it down for all to see. It's literally STONKs regardless if he manages to do it or not. It's free publicity and notoriety. It's a bit stupid because they're probably being harassed by weens but nonetheless worth it.
 
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Bro it's a public defender, he has to take Chris as his client. Why in the fuck would anyone want Chris on their resume?

Also, how does it make it harder for us if he's on the registry? He might not even be put on the registry, we don't even know yet, but regardless of even that I love dunking on people who are fucking sex offenders. It's more legal than shooting them.
Well, it's their job and it helps lawyers to find other law firms, if they successfully defend their client and get them off likely. They can get hired by some other law firm and work with much harder and shader clients and it nets them more money. Chris is just petty work for whoever working on his behalf.

@I swear she's 18, you don't need to tell me or present on the board, what a lawyer does. we're not that clueless.
 
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Same reason why Johnnie Cochran defended OJ. If you could have your client walk free. Or, in this case, manage to get a light sentence even with all this evidence. It's literally free advertisement and money going your way. With how infamous Chris is, if he manages to get Chris a misdemeanor with time served for a year and little to no additional punishments. The million or so autistics we are will talk about this and write it down for all to see. It's literally STONKs regardless if he manages to do it or not. It's free publicity and notoriety. It's a bit stupid because they probably being harassed by weens but nonetheless worth it.
I mean, that's a fair point in a way; if he manages to get Chris off these charges with little to no consequences for Chris, that really would be something to brag about considering how emotionally charged everyone's feelings are about this case. However, the "free publicity" has the very high cost of fucking retards saying "HUH HUH CHRISCHAN FUCKED BARB AND THIS GUY SET HIM FREE" for the rest of your life.
 
Ok there's o way the court day being a year after he called Bella to tell her the juicy details os a coincidence, the judge has to be a kiwi among us.


But yeah all jokes aside, calling it now, with it being so close to a year since his arrest, they're gonna plea him out on time served. Put him back on the therapeutic docket, maybe order some sexual rehab, and hopefully a life long restraining order against barb.

Hope movie tickets and roses comfort you without having Barbie chan's tom Tom to pound lardass.
 
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Well, it's their job and it helps lawyers to find other law firms, if they successfully defend their client and get them off likely. They can get hired by some other law firm and work with much harder and shader clients and it nets them more money. Chris is just petty work for whoever working on his behalf.
Lol y'all really in here insisting that Chris Chan is good "free publicity" for anyone in any circumstance, and the idea that this case is "petty work" is pretty fucking braindead bro.
 
Lol y'all really in here insisting that Chris Chan is good "free publicity" for anyone in any circumstance, and the idea that this case is "petty work" is pretty fucking braindead bro.
I'm not insisting that, I think some lawyers has to make themselves look good and I feel sorry for the lawyer who has to help them get out of the situation they're being accused in. Chris makes me sick and I do believe Chris had taken advantage of his mother, in a sick, sick way. I find it indefensible what Chris did, with what's already out there and the way he said it and in such detail. Whichever law firm got hired to defend Chris, I can't imagine what they're going through. It's almost like damage control, to them, compared to what else is out, there, in terms of crime.
 
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The reason I think this is the situation is that this is a *long* continuance. Like, unreasonably long. It ends on one year almost perfectly, so I'm pretty sure the timing is deliberate. The deal is to get Chris to a year in jail and they're just waiting it out pre-conviction to keep his tugboat so they have some funds to work with when they place him somewhere.
In regards to this, with continuances, will they be on Chris' record post release, or since it's family court that part of it will be sealed? Or do we have to wait until a decision is made when the judge, Heiberg and the prosecutor all come to an agreement?
 
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Lol y'all really in here insisting that Chris Chan is good "free publicity" for anyone in any circumstance, and the idea that this case is "petty work" is pretty fucking braindead bro.

“Not only am I qualified, but I got a retarded tranny with a Christ complex off on time served after he fucked his geriatric mother into submission and bragged about it on tape! He was the OJ to my Johnny Cochran…. it is the crown jewel of my law career.” He says, as he confidently pulls a business card from the inside breast pocket of his neatly pressed Armani suit.
 
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Tbh, the trial really isn't taking that long in the actual grand scheme of things.

Or that long in actual real world time. I mean yes, it's taken months so far of us watching and waiting, but the total amount of actual time the court has spent on Chris during those months can be measured in hours, if not minutes.


Look how long Barb is enduring.

This. It's much harder to kill the weeds than the grass.


Not "wobbling" because the perp is a manchild. You fuck your parents in Virginia, and that's a class 5 felony.

I'm beginning to think you don't understand what a class five felony is.

Chris got charged two days after the whole event came to light.

Because Chris violated an EPO, not because of the charges. They brought him in and charged him while they could because he probably looked like a flight risk at the time. Also they're not really allowed to bring you in and then NOT charge you with something.

Remember, the "legal experts" on here claimed over and over that the courts just wanted to be done with Chris,

Correction: the Greene County courts want to be done with him permanently. Slapping him with a fine and tossing him out would be quick and easy, but it also means they'll only have to deal with him again almost immediately. And imprisoning him with a felony just means more time they need to deal with him what with appeals and parole hearings etc. Hanging him would be a permanent solution, but Virginia can't do that anymore, so they're settling on finding a way to make him someone else's problem. That takes time.

and February would be the last one where they'd deal with Chris, stamp a "time served: six months", adjudicate him guilty and bounce him.

I don't remember reading that from any legally astute people here. The consensus has been "continuances until plea deal".

how does this apply to Chris? What? Does talking to magic hedgehogs make you subject to government placement?

Being on SSDI, even undeserved SSDI, makes it apply to Chris.


Oh believe me, it's still quite possible that they bring him up on a felony charge,

And honestly, that would be preferable, because the circuit courts are open and on the public record, and then we would know for a fact what is happening. What @Tennis-Ball-Tony doesn't seem to understand is the "legal experts" (as he puts it) aren't discussing what they want to happen in the case, but instead what is actually happening.



That's almost at the one year limit. They must REALLY be having a hard time finding somewhere to place him if they're giving themselves that much extra time.


What the fuck? I could have sworn one of the Constution's first 10 amendments is a right to a Speedy trial. I

The LAST thing Chris needs is a speedy trial. I believe it's his own defense requesting all these continuances. You can't complain about the delays you, yourself are requesting.


Imagine spending your 40th birthday in jail.

Believe me, there are worse places. Chris is actually unbelievably fortunate, and remember: he's only spending his 40th in jail because of his own choices. He did it to himself.


What will probably happen is that the family would have the funeral home make the wake and service private.

That's assuming they even have a service. Barb might go straight from the hospital to the crematorium to a shelf in Tom and Harriet's garage until they can find the time to toss her in next to Bob.


It's possibly why he wanted to name him Christian

The bear named him Christian, not Bob.
 
The bear named him Christian, not Bob.
According to Bob, he wanted to name Chris "Christian", but he "chickened out"* and chose "Christopher." It wasn't until Chris started to talk after 7 years, and talked to the bear, which Bob took that to be a miracle.

* I can only assume Barb had final say what their newborn's name would be if Bob chickened out as he said he did.
 
That's assuming they even have a service. Barb might go straight from the hospital to the crematorium to a shelf in Tom and Harriet's garage until they can find the time to toss her in next to Bob.
That’s also true.

Being tucked away on a shelf behind a rusty Maxwell Coffee can full of old screws is probably on par with what she deserves.
 
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That’s also true.

Being tucked away on a shelf behind a rusty Maxwell Coffee can full of old screws is probably on par with what she deserves.
I would think it would be way more hilarious to leave her corpse on a greyhound bus as a “surprise” for the driver at the final destination.

As for Chris being put on the register, I don’t think he would see it as a bad thing.

He will likely fully misunderstand it and decide that it grants him license to practice as a professional sex offender.
 
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