Grand Jury speculation thread

[Holiday Special]

He'll have missed out on the fact that Lego made a Sonic set for the first time. That seems like what would be the biggest news for him.

Its already at 2x MSRP, so hes gonna end up spending a tugboat on it if he gets out in the summer. Good luck keeping it intact when you're homeless.

 

[nayeon]

i truly believe he will be sentenced to a mental instiution

 

[Sharkbait]

Think of all the things Chris will have missed out on before then. The first pictures from the James Webb Space Telescope, new Covid variants and the possible start of a war with Russia. What a time to be alive.

He wouldn't have cared anyway, maybe a bit as a tangent on his merge shit.

 

[KittyGremlin]

I guess the investigator's haven't caught up with Geno's documentary yet and probably won't be until the middle of this year at the very least

 

[Undersideofcwcspillow]

Because you are so dumb and all of you are so lazy I had to post the correct telephone number just to get one of you to call and get the date. So theres that.

Lol i'm literally the person who called multiple times to get the february 3rd date. I know what fucking number to call. But nice try, faggot.

 

[Muu]

I like to imagine Chris reacted something like this.

 

[anti SJW]

I'm glad there was another delay. I thought with my luck Chris would have got out with a slap on the wrist and then a bunch of wens would have gotten a collection to send Him to the next big con. That would have been Pax East, the one i'm going to.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I'm glad there was another delay. I thought with my luck Chris would have got out with a slap on the wrist and then a bunch of wens would have gotten a collection to send Him to the next big con. That would have been Pax East, the one i'm going to.

Odds are he would have been banned before he reached the building, which what the weens would be looking forward to, if they didn't send Chris any money.

 

[Lucky Jim]

Think of all the things Chris will have missed out on before then. The first pictures from the James Webb Space Telescope, new Covid variants and the possible start of a war with Russia. What a time to be alive.

Meat Loaf died in January, so if Chris had met Ivy this year they wouldn't be considering him for entertainment at the wedding

 

[Tits Warrior]

Lol i'm literally the person who called multiple times to get the february 3rd date. I know what fucking number to call. But nice try, faggot.

Looks like I ruffled up a sad little losers feathers. The fact remains you guys are so lazy and stupid that it took like over a week until I posted that number for someone to call. Whiny about it all you want those are the facts, loser.

 

[Ophelia]

Looks like I ruffled up a sad little losers feathers. The fact remains you guys are so lazy and stupid that it took like over a week until I posted that number for someone to call. Whiny about it all you want those are the facts, loser.

Get a room.

 

[Bonbon]

Chris will beat the rap, divine providence will see to it.

 

[Cory and Trevor]

Think of all the things Chris will have missed out on before then. The first pictures from the James Webb Space Telescope, new Covid variants and the possible start of a war with Russia. What a time to be alive.

He would interpret all of these things as being Sonichu related.

 

[Ophelia]

Chris will beat the rap, divine providence will see to it.

He’s being punished as we speak, what are you talking about?

 

[Pointless Sperg]

He’s being punished as we speak, what are you talking about?

I mean, they could drop the charges at the next hearing. They won't, but they could. Imagine being faced with charges resulting in up to a year in jail, and getting off without a conviction, but still spending a year in jail all the same.

 

[FinnSven]

I mean, they could drop the charges at the next hearing. They won't, but they could. Imagine being faced with charges resulting in up to a year in jail, and getting off without a conviction, but still spending a year in jail all the same.

Would there be any legal repercussions for the state/courts in that case?
Or would Chris be able to sue/launch a lawsuit for wrongful imprisonment?

Or is it basically a case of if you have been charged but then charges dropped, as long as there was grounds for the charges, one cannot sue or prosecute?

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Or is it basically a case of if you have been charged but then charges dropped, as long as there was grounds for the charges, one cannot sue or prosecute?

Yes, this basically. You could try to file a lawsuit but it would fail miserably because they certainly had probable cause for the charges, and they had a valid reason for bail to be denied. For a lawsuit to work at all the prosecution would have to have shown bad faith in both these things.

Also if it happened too much to too many people you could move to have the judge approving this stuff removed through referendum (if allowed in your jurisdiction -- most allow this) or petition the legislature to impeach the judge. But again, this is not the case and they have legitimately arrested and jailed Chris for perfectly reasonable cause.

But more importantly, the defense did not even try to contest it in a bail hearing, and the long delays were at the defense's request. The truth is that Chris is basically in jail voluntarily, for his own safety, even if he doesn't realize it. If Chris were not retarded he could probably find some ween willing to take him in and order Heilberg to get him released for a reasonable bail amount that his tugboat would cover easily.

But we know it's a bad idea, Heilberg knows it's a bad idea, and fortunately Chris is too inept and stupid to make the necessary arrangements. I'm sure Heilberg has somewhat advised Chris on what would need to happen to bail him out, but in an intentionally downplayed manner so as not to encourage him to try to do anything stupid.

So yeah, even if there was something fishy about the probable cause and denial of bail, if you tried to sue about it they would ask why your attorney never even tried to do anything about it for a year when it's his job.

 

[FinnSven]

Yes, this basically. You could try to file a lawsuit but it would fail miserably because they certainly had probable cause for the charges, and they had a valid reason for bail to be denied. For a lawsuit to work at all the prosecution would have to have shown bad faith in both these things.

Also if it happened too much to too many people you could move to have the judge approving this stuff removed through referendum (if allowed in your jurisdiction -- most allow this) or petition the legislature to impeach the judge. But again, this is not the case and they have legitimately arrested and jailed Chris for perfectly reasonable cause.

But more importantly, the defense did not even try to contest it in a bail hearing, and the long delays were at the defense's request. The truth is that Chris is basically in jail voluntarily, for his own safety, even if he doesn't realize it. If Chris were not retarded he could probably find some ween willing to take him in and order Heilberg to get him released for a reasonable bail amount that his tugboat would cover easily.

But we know it's a bad idea, Heilberg knows it's a bad idea, and fortunately Chris is too inept and stupid to make the necessary arrangements. I'm sure Heilberg has somewhat advised Chris on what would need to happen to bail him out, but in an intentionally downplayed manner so as not to encourage him to try to do anything stupid.

So yeah, even if there was something fishy about the probable cause and denial of bail, if you tried to sue about it they would ask why your attorney never even tried to do anything about it for a year when it's his job.

So basically the courts, defense and even the prosecution are all on Chris’s side?

He may never realize or understand but it sounds like they are all doing the absolute best for him in these circumstances.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

So basically the courts, defense and even the prosecution are all on Chris’s side?

He may never realize or understand but it sounds like they are all doing the absolute best for him in these circumstances.

The judge is on everyone's side and nobody's side. he's supposed to be impartial. The prosecution is on Greene County's side, and will not do good things for Chris at the expense of the county.

That doesn't mean the prosecutor is a monster who wants to mercilessly inflict pain on Chris. He could even be merciful. We don't know. However if a good outcome for Chris reduces the chance of him being inflicted upon Greene County again, then the prosecutor would be wise to work with the defense to achieve it.

Basically there's two ways to make Chris into not-Greene-County's problem.

1. Fuck Chris as hard as possible and lock him away for 10 years and hope he manages to die before he gets out. This would get rid of Chris but would cost Virginia a lot of money to imprison him, but more importantly Chris' attorney will fight it tooth and nail, leading to the big public tard trial in circuit court that weens so want to see.

2. Give Chris a small reasonable sentence that has the least lasting damage, while working to make sure he's placed somewhere where he will not be Greene County's problem. By looking out for Chris' interests, Chris' lawyer will not fight back and instead try to make it as smooth as possible, and thus make everything cheaper, less stressful, and less public.

 

[A Grey Cat]

that weens so want to see.

More a loggy than weenery. And even then it's somewhat justified given Chris raped his own mother and has no remorse for it, in a just world circuit court then a long stint in hard time would be a fitting end for him ,but this isn't a just world.

2. Give Chris a small reasonable sentence that has the least lasting damage, while working to make sure he's placed somewhere where he will not be Greene County's problem. By looking out for Chris' interests, Chris' lawyer will not fight back and instead try to make it as smooth as possible, and thus make everything cheaper, less stressful, and less public.

This is more or less what everyone is trying to reach. The latest contenience is no doubt gonna be the last. By the time julay rolls around they'll either have a bed in a tard halfway home to put Chris in where he'll get sex rehab and meet with a social worker to get on section 8 or find a cheap apartment to stay at. Or he'll be released with time served, ordered to undergo therapy and possibly put back on the therapeutic docket (because it worked so well last time right?)