Grand Jury speculation thread

[TheRealMcCoy]

So, how soon until we find out when the grand jury will meet? How long you think it will take before they come back with a decision?

Give or take? We're looking at a year+.

 

[Ass Johnson]

I just did a Google search on what a grand jury is:

The main purpose of a grand jury is to decide whether an individual should be charged (or “indicted”) for a specific crime, usually only serious crimes. Because of the purpose of this proceeding, it is usually one of the first procedures in a criminal trial.

So basically...

They're just trying to buy more time, almost like a Continuance or something.

Indictments are extremely easy to get. The point is that he's officially in Felony territory and his ass is not going back home anytime soon.

 

[LikeAStone]

Is the the pinnacle of KiwiFarms?

How does this get any better?

 

[A New Kiwi]

I was hoping Chris would get out because I honestly missed him and his daily tweets and shenanigans. I'm honestly angry right now that he refused the plea deals. Why are you so god damn dumb, Chris?

 

[Trugrade]

He’s been sitting in a cell for about a year now playing solitaire and smelling like shit. And we’ve only just begun this Horror Show. In true Chris Chan fashion, he takes a terrible situation like this and finds a way to fuck it up exponentially.

He’ll pass on a 2-3 year plea deal and risk getting 5-10 at the hands of a jury. For a crime we have multiple recordings and handwritten letters of him confessing to said crime. He genuinely thought today he was getting good news about going home.

 

[d0gbackwards]

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Is there a thread on the hearing or a link to a livestream of the hearing?

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

I just did a Google search on what a Grand Jury does:

The main purpose of a grand jury is to decide whether an individual should be charged (or “indicted”) for a specific crime, usually only serious crimes. Because of the purpose of this proceeding, it is usually one of the first procedures in a criminal trial.

So basically...

They're just trying to buy more time, almost like a Continuance or something.

Not exactly, this would be the prosecution's first step to putting Chris away and even if nothing happens we still get to see a dozen or so normal people get exposed to Chris's antics.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

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An I just won

If you went back in time to show that kid on what his life would be like, Chris could finally be scared straight.

 

[Wazzupnerds]

Is there a thread on the hearing or a link to a livestream of the hearing?

Sounds like its in person, so nothing live besides post and maybe an audio recording. Im sure someone can buy a taped recording later.

 

[Sneedmiser]

Is the the pinnacle of KiwiFarms?

How does this get any better?

We still have the trial ahead of us. Bigger than Rodney King, bigger than OJ, bigger than Chauvin, bigger than Rittenhouse, bigger than Jan. 6.

 

[ArgentinianGrandpa]

I'm not familiar with the US judicial system, what does it mean when a case goes before a grand jury? Is it just that the jury decides if he is guilty or not instead of the judge or are there other differences regarding proof and witnesses?

 

[Swirling weeb]

Now the people of Virginia get to decide what to do with him somehow fitting that the people that he perceives as part of “cwcville” will be the ones to send him to the mental facility that he seriously needs

 

[Ratzinger]

"Is it true then, as they say, that you fucked your own mother?" asked Pilate.
"I think you are misunderstanding this whole trinity business." answered Jesus.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Give or take? We're looking at a year+.

Man! Well, it's possible given how long most times it takes years for a criminal to be convicted. Imagine Chris' reaction to being told he has to return to jail and he's not getting anytime soon. To be a fly on the wall when he throws a fit.

 

[Penis]

I just did a Google search on what a grand
jury does:

The main purpose of a grand jury is to decide whether an individual should be charged (or “indicted”) for a specific crime, usually only serious crimes. Because of the purpose of this proceeding, it is usually one of the first procedures in a criminal trial.

So basically...

They're just trying to buy more time, almost like a Continuance or something.

That means theres a good chance felony charges are on the table, NOT a continuance. Chris could actually be going away for a long time.

 

[ChrisIsGay]

I was hoping Chris would get out because I honestly missed him and his daily tweets and shenanigans. I'm honestly angry right now that he refused the plea deals. Why are you so god damn dumb, Chris?

Fuck Chris let him rot.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Give or take? We're looking at a year+.

Might as well sell 14BLC now.

 

[King Kiwi]

Indictments are extremely easy to get. The point is that he's officially in Felony territory and his ass is not going back home anytime soon.

I wonder what the next letters are going to be like.

Man it's really nice to have a phone.

 

[Kirby]

i called and got proof
here is the exact conversation
you're welcome

https://files.catbox.moe/llri1h.mp3

the actual phone call got buried but its legit that its going to grand jury https://kiwifarms.net/threads/2-3-22-hearing-speculation-thread.112013/post-12560954

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

I was hoping Chris would get out because I honestly missed him and his daily tweets and shenanigans. I'm honestly angry right now that he refused the plea deals. Why are you so god damn dumb, Chris?

We don't know if pleas were even offered yet. Chris is now in multiple felony counts territory and based on what they indict him for, a plea deal my be offered.