Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[3-2-1836]

Okay, so it'll be more than just Vice City or Leonida (Florida.) Maybe some countryside for Gloriana (Georgia.) I hope they'd consider more than one state.

Nothing says 1990s Georgia more than a dolphin.

Mt Kalaga has been identified as Providence Canyon in the southwest corner of Georgia

Kalaga means "East" in Cherokian.

 

[mentally retarded user]

I didn't know there was a new trailer for 5 entire hours therefore no one is hype about this shit.

 

[OrangeManeXTinyHatGVNG]

I didn't know there was a new trailer for 5 entire hours therefore no one is hype about this shit.

its dim, possible release date for GTA Kashmir just dropped and we are getting some footage as well. Gameplay.

 

[PhoBingas]

Remember, GTA 4, Chinatown Wars, 5 and 6 are a different universe to 3,, Advance, VC, SA, LCS and VCS and those are a different universe to GTA 1, 2 and GTA London.
Most characters that are in one universe don't appear in other universes except radio hosts like Lazlow.

Yeah, I know that, but do the jeets, diversity hires and soylents hired in the last six years to make this game? I could see the devs and writers disregarding the lore for max memberberries, but who knows? It might just be some random ped with a striking resemblance to Phil from VC. I guess we'll see when the game comes out next year.

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

Yeah, I know that, but do the jeets, diversity hires and soylents hired in the last six years to make this game? I could see the devs and writers disregarding the lore for max memberberries, but who knows? It might just be some random ped with a striking resemblance to Phil from VC. I guess we'll see when the game comes out next year.

Dunno man. I ain’t seen ass physics like that before. Whatever ditch shitters they hired, get more of them.

 

[PhoBingas]

Dunno man. I ain’t seen ass physics like that before. Whatever ditch shitters they hired, get more of them.

"MISS! MISS! I MUST PUT 4096 MOTION TRACKER SENSORS ON YOUR BUTTOX! PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL!"

 

[StacticShock]

Dunno man. I ain’t seen ass physics like that before. Whatever ditch shitters they hired, get more of them.

>what is pre-rendered
come on nigger, even funnier that jiggle physics wasn't something new in GTA5 rage, there are some clothing you can jiggle around so all you need to do is apply it to model parts.
only took them like, what? 10 years? to do what source filmmaker has done in 2012...
i just hope the jiggle is made ingame for once modding support comes in, hot coffee mod and all that.

 

[Adash]

There better be a Bully reference. It's the least you can do since we're never getting another game or a remake of it.

"YOU GOT ANY LIQUOR?"
"No, I'm 15."
"WHAT ABOUT DRUGS!?"
I wish there was a reference to Bully.

which is either showing there's customisation or that there'll be a prologue.

There's gonna be a prologue. The webpage of VI states that Lucia gets jailed after a robbery with Jason goes wrong. The prologue is gonna be that robbery, I'm pretty sure even the leaks kinda showed that.

I went back to the PS3 version of GTAIV and I was shocked by how bad that game ran. For crying out loud you had to move the camera all the way into the bumper of the car to read the license plate.

600p and 10 FPS at worst. How did that ever get past quality control.

 

[OrangeManeXTinyHatGVNG]

please

 

[Bob Barbas]

Wake up fags, new trailer just dropped out of the blue

https://youtu.be/VQRLujxTm3c

Gameplay or GTFO

 

[Detective Carey]

Has anyone made a "more like Grand Theft Ass" joke yet?

 

[Quintex96]

Has anyone made a "more like Grand Theft Ass" joke yet?

"GTA? Why yes I do Enjoy Gigantic Tits and Asses"

 

[Nameless One]

Mt Kalaga has been identified as Providence Canyon in the southwest corner of Georgia

Kalaga means "East" in Cherokian.

A cool part of my state finally represented in a GTA game lets fucking go

 

[Onan The Destroyer]

True, but R* outright stated they wanted to lessen the minority jokes to be "less offensive". The issue would be all its satire would be weaker in execution because it is TRYING to not offend "protected classes."

I don't know man, from everything I've seen so far, it looks like very stereotypical nigger shit.



Rocking the wifebeater style.




Typical, aggressive, angry nigger. Rejects civilization by not wearing a shirt.




Can't help herself but think about shooting white people.




Typical nigger look. Wearing jersey and goldchain.




Big nigger. Are those goldteeth?




Even their names are typical nigger names. This guy's name is Dre'Quan. You know how niggers come up with names like Trayvonica and Shaneequa for their kids, because they think making up your own niggerfied fantasy name will make them special? Not accepting any names passed down from their evil white masters. This is one of them. Rockstar knows that kind of shit. It might not be obvious as parody at first, but niggers are the biggest thing being parodied in this game. It might not look like that to you, because it just looks exactly like reality.




This one looks almost normal, but still comes out looking like a gross nigger.




Typical sheboon behaviour.




Ugly sheboon. They couldn't bring themselves to put in a cute, black girl, because they know it would be too unrealistic.




And this one is my favourite. Nothing says retarded nigger like that dumb face. Stupid shit on his teeth, gross nigger hair, degenerate tattoos, gold chains, gold watch, mimicking a pistol with your hand pointing it at the camera, aggressive nigger look and for some reason fishhooking his own mouth to reveal his gross teeth. This is peak nig. He's the kind of guy society teaches you not to relax around. In fact I'll be shocked if they don't get trashed for their stereotypical depiction of thug niggers. If they don't, it'll be because no one can deny that this is simply an accurate depiction of reality. Franklin was the more unrealistic black character in comparison, and even he can't talk like a non-nigger.




Compare it to this almost white man. He was one of the few non-niggers I could find a picture of. He looks very normal in contrast. He has class, he dresses normally. He doesn't overload his neck with goldchains. He doesn't act like a monkey. And throughout the series, non-niggers have been portrayed as rather normal, compared to their nigger counterparts. You have nerds like Lester or suit-wearing family men like Michael. Even Trevor isn't as trashy as these nignogs. He's a psychopath, but rather intelligent.

To extend an olive branch to niggers, Lamar was kinda cool. Big dog, big nuts.

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

I've seen a leak stating a Joshua Connor Moon is cast as a radio host.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

How will we get 4mb full 8k installers for GTA6 without India?

 

[CyrusHowler]

You joyless fags would've said the same about the GTA 5 trailer, eww black protagonist they're doing 3 protagonists to shoehorn a DEI character in!
Oh my god the story is so generic, a retired bank robber? Booooring.

It was a good trailer, the world looks filled with possibilities, far more than in GTA 5.

And VCS and San Andreas.

because the soul has been sucked out

Get some new lines moron. I’m so so tired of “soulless” and “slop”

Yeah, I know that, but do the jeets, diversity hires and soylents hired in the last six years to make this game? I could see the devs and writers disregarding the lore for max memberberries, but who knows? It might just be some random ped with a striking resemblance to Phil from VC. I guess we'll see when the game comes out next year.

Yeah. I get your sentiment.

Can't help herself but think about shooting white people.

Clearly supposed to be Cardi B.

Big nigger. Are those goldteeth?

Supposed to be Rick Ross.

 

[Übertroon]

I feel like Jason could do better than Lucia

 

[Bob Barbas]

I've seen a leak stating a Joshua Connor Moon is cast as a radio host.

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His radio show where he does nothing but rant about cheese and niggers for 5 hours.
Do it, Rockstar. You fucking cowards.

 

[Green Man]

My man, use thumbnails, it will make your post way more readable and the thread less annoying to scroll. Also not using thumbnails will irritate Null and when he's unhappy, ain't nobody happy.

Anyway for my thoughts on it, which aren't "can you believe they put NIGGERS in my crime game?", I have to say it looks pretty promising so far. I've seen people wondering whether or not the delay to 2026 is so Rockstar can remove all of the late twenty-teens and post-2020 cultural nonsense from it, though I doubt it. This thing was so far down the pipeline by the time the culture began to shift [which basically only started happening over the last year and a half or so] that outside of cutting off some dialogue, I don't think that's possible. The fact that the female main character doesn't look like some androgynous swamp goblin that is obviously a self-insert from one of the dangerhair writers is a small indication that maybe it won't be too bad. No doubt much of the satire will be shitting on le evil Republicans but that's basically always been the case in GTA, though they used to shit more equally on both sides years ago.

I still don't know that there is any way it could possibly live up to the hype that's built up around it at this point, but it looks pretty decent in my opinion. Regardless whether it even comes close or not, this fucking thing is going to break so many records day 1 and will probably basically be a cultural event. Unironically there may be mass call-offs from work in the days after its release and that sort of thing is interesting. Only things that give me pause about it are the articles featuring developers going on about how they had to drive 'fratboy humor' out of Rockstar and the fact that so many long-time employees dipped after RDR2, but we'll see. Seems like they'll be bringing back some aspects about San Andreas which some people liked and others hated, such as the "CJ is now fat from eating fried chicken, go to the gym unless you want him to be a slow lardass" feature. Personally I liked the skill/physique aspects but I can see why others found it annoying. I sort of missed that aspect in GTA IV [and to some extent V, though it had some skills] and GTA IV really suffered from too few stores/options and having basically nothing to spend in-game money on.