I don’t really care that GTA6 will have a Latina protagonist, but you already know with how the modern day is that they’ll make it super preachy and “look at how diverse our protagonist is!” I’ve also heard that GTA6 will avoid making jokes about minorities, so prepare for the downfall of GTA because now Take Two and Rockstar are cucked.
Exactly. Here in Current Year, if the first thing we learn about a character is their race & gender, they are
guaranteed to be a stereotype. The new protagonist is a Latina? Alright, so that means:
- she'll be super smart, probably the smartest in her group
- will appear unfit and dumpy, but in action will somehow be ultra athletic
- snarky
- easily the most competent person in the room at all times
- obnoxious hair
- not ultra hideous but by no means attractive
- piercings and tattoos, of course
- at least one screenshot or a clip from the trailer will show a close-up of her face smirking
- countless articles praising her for FIGHTING THE PATRIARCHY or some shit for not being a sexy character at all
- but she'll have a big ol' butt anyway
- at least once, she'll indirectly trash a fan favorite character from the series which'll piss people off. My bet's on Tommy Vercetti
It's pretty amazing how we've all been trained to imagine exactly one stereotype if a character is announced to be a Latina, due to inherent racism baked into wokeness. The concept of her being a flawed, realistic person who doesn't always succeed would be called racist by the very retards championing this, and when the concept of a flawless minority woman is the only acceptable character, you end up with the exact same character for absolutely
everything. Characters without flaws, no matter what, are never interesting, because there are no stakes to be had. There's not the slightest risk of her being killed, crippled, or significantly damaged in any way from the get-go, so her character arc can't possibly go anywhere. It's very sexist that such strong rules exist for Latinas in fiction, though not for guys (of any race), but that's how it just
is now.
All it took was for them to say "It's a Latina, cry more chuds", and every last one of us know EXACTLY what the entire plot is going to be. For a game that we've been awaiting for years now. From a series where the newest entry is 9 years old. Where the original creators left the company years ago. And that company just added a subscription service to the online side of their 9-year-old game.
GTA is dead. We are witnessing the death of a beloved franchise in real time, as it slowly slips into the woke lava that equalizes all entertainment, turning it all into a worthless toxic slop that you dare never touch. We're all standing by the lava, some of us sobbing, tightly holding onto our old GTA games because we'll always have those. The Last Stand fumbled and dropped his copy of San Andreas PS2 into the lava, but at least he can buy an extra copy for cheap because there were so many made, because GTA was such a beloved series for decades. Now, though, that's all over. TPTB want the exact same Mary Sue as the protagonist for every single piece of entertainment within their reach, and, once again, they're getting their wish. I will not be buying Grand Theft Auto VI. Bring on Yakuza 8 instead.
