Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[LeChampion1992]

which one of you is this?

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Hell I'm already snapping pics of the coochies for my homies.

 

[Miller]

which one of you is this?

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GTA: White Boy Summer edition let's goooooo!

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

There better be some reasonable based shit to make up for the first female protagonist.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

>coming to PlayStation® 5 computer entertainment systems and Xbox Series X|S games and entertainment systems in 2025.

the 25th anniversary of GTA 3 proper is october 2026, That would allow them a couple more delays. Plus the PC version coming out years later.

 

[MexicanJumpingBeans]

Neglected any interesting RDR2 DLC or online content for this trash. Thank you rockstar very cool!

 

[JackoVerde]

this game is probaly second to duke nukem 3d and duke nukem forever in time between video game sequels.

 

[Harshnip]

There better be some reasonable based shit to make up for the first female protagonist.

You'll get to play as a nearly god-like serial killer where you can shoot every brown person you see but they better have some sonnenrads spinning in the sky and a fashwave radio station to make up for there being a foid you can't mouthfuck and rob afterwards.

 

[Miller]

Neglected any interesting RDR2 DLC or online content for this trash. Thank you rockstar very cool!

I'm still pissed that they didn't make an Undead Nightmare DLC for RDR2.

 

[The Last Stand]

this game is probaly second to duke nukem 3d and duke nukem forever in time between video game sequels.

You're forgetting Beyond Good and Evil 2. That said, I disagree as of now. GTA VI was never officially confirmed until recently.

 

[Abbadon's Gate]

There better be some reasonable based shit to make up for the first female protagonist.

Lets be real here, she's only gonna be at most half the protagonist. This game is gonna do the GTA5 thing of switching characters.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Ten year development cycles, nine figure budgets, and "live services", with the final product being an interactive mediocre movie with a dash of predatory monetization. Yes, modern gaming is a joke and Grand Theft Auto VI is the epitome of it.

 

[The Man With No Name]

Remember what they took from us and how they race swapped > OURGUY
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Idk he looks paler than her still and his features are white. He's got no accent at all in his dialogue. He's probably Italian.

 

[Hitman One]

I'm still pissed that they didn't make an Undead Nightmare DLC for RDR2.

>we will never experience undead vampire Arthur kino like was clearly intended

This is the grave we chose.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Who is Grant and why did he commit theft?

 

[soyummyinmytummy]

gta games are some of the most mid goyslop dogshit

 

[Caesare]

We gotta play as a bitch but at least she's not a dyke or a nigger. I hope they still do the multi character thing like in 5. I thought that concept was cool.

I had a lot of fun with 5. It was a little short and very easy, but it was fun. I enjoyed 4 a lot too and I know a lot of people were pretty mixed on that one. The multi-player games in part 4 were so fun, especially at first when I had no idea what to expect from them.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

 

[The Gene Genie]

I don't think it looks that bad. Any criticism of the "wokeness" or the niggers/nigger behavior isn't a critique of the game but rather of society at large. That's the world we live in, regardless of whether or not that's a good thing (which it isn't.) But GTA has always been degenerate and has leaned into criminality and degeneracy. Any critique about the niggers in the game is really a critique about how niggerified our streets are today.

I don't really have any high hopes for the game. Dan Houser's gone and so are a lot of the writers and developers who made GTA and Red Dead Redemption the kino it was. But this hasn't really shown any in-game footage or gameplay or anything of the sort. No way to tell what that's going to be like. Hopefully they'll built off of what they did with Red Dead Redemption 2, but I don't know.

Really I'm most surprised that they're letting the white guy bag the Latina. For anyone who's got a bone to pick with that, they could've very easily done a nigger and a white woman. If anything it's at least not a loss.

 

[The Last Stand]

I hope there's single player DLC in VI. But given RDR2 and GTA V, I doubt it.

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Art is supposed to mimic reality, but I think it's the other way around.

 

[Quamdale Dingle]

Kotaku will be reading this page and writing articles with some bullshit like "Right-Wingers are freaked out by strong independent latinx female protag and African American woman twerking!!!"