Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[Armor King]

I know this is probably going to sound like sacrilege but I wouldn't mind if the size of the map ended up being the same as in V, hell, I wouldn't mind it being even 25% smaller. Just make it more dense with more stuff to do like in Yakuza. I'm tired of these gigantic maps where theres nothing to do and you have to travel for 3 or 4 minutes to do a fetch quest.

I know Rockstart can't really pull the trigger on a smaller and denser map. People just aren't ready for it and there would probably be riots outside their offices.

 

[WelperHelper99]

And yet, you made a point to come into this thread and whine about people complaining about niggers, even though nigger density is related to the game and your feels about people complaining about it isn't?
You fit in well here

The modern setting does kinda suck imo but at the same time I don't want Rockstar corrupting my sense of 80s nostalgia by shoving trannies into it

Dude. There were just some black people in the trailer. Have you been to Miami? There was nothing about trannies, my gosh, stop thinking everything is doomed and pozzed

 

[Sithis]

Dude. There were just some black people in the trailer. Have you been to Miami? There was nothing about trannies, my gosh, stop thinking everything is doomed and pozzed

Imagine still having faith in major game developers in the age of ESG. Imagine.
And yes, and thankfully the black women that were on the beach when I went were either fit and moderately attractive or old mammys minding their own business so I didn't see too many fat tatted up unga bunga Nikki Minaj wannabes in the early 00s

 

[Mr.Miyagi]

I know it's not Thibodeaux, Louisiana, but if we've got gators showing up and we can roam around the swamps, then I hope that they bring back a particular song for the radio:

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

I think female characters in GTA Online have smaller hitboxes. Even so, it's negligible.


My money is still on Dildo Dodo (the mission with the Seaplane dropping leaflets) and Supply Lines (the infamous Zero mission with shooting down armed vans with a Red Baron) being the most difficult missions in GTA history, flying or otherwise. Actually, let me add another mission. That mission in VCS where you're flying a helicopter with a magnet and you have to catch a car being gunned down.

Now that I think about it, flying in GTA is easy compared to other games that incorporate flying. They just use one analog stick and a couple buttons.

Dildo Dodo does blow goats but I think The Driver is the worst mission in VC. There's just too much left to chance. You can be driving perfectly and the get run into at the last second and lose the race.

Supply Lines got easier for me when I treated the plane more like a glider and used the gas very sparingly.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Imagine still having faith in major game developers in the age of ESG. Imagine.
And yes, and thankfully the black women that were on the beach when I went were either fit and moderately attractive or old mammys minding their own business so I didn't see too many fat tatted up unga bunga Nikki Minaj wannabes in the early 00s

I think Rockstar is good at making money. I have faith in that. You sound like you watch BLACKED porn my guy, very disturbed about a game about blacks and everyone else committing crimes

 

[The Last Stand]

Someone: *Makes a joke about the trailer*
Modern Rockstar Fan : *writes a paragraph over how its satire and you are missing the point*
Me:

Your argument in question:

Great clip.

 

[LaxerBRO]

melanin infused beings

FTFY, Niggers.

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P.S. If any of you guys want to go to Florida IRL, try Sarasota out first before Miami. It has a lower nigger presence:

Second picture of Sarasota during Spring Break

 

[The Last Stand]

Dildo Dodo does blow goats but I think The Driver is the worst mission in VC. There's just too much left to chance. You can be driving perfectly and the get run into at the last second and lose the race.

It's not as big of "chance" as you think it is. Cops in that mission are scripted. You would need to get a head start, and keep it, against Hillary whenever possible.

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

Dildo Dodo does blow goats but I think The Driver is the worst mission in VC. There's just too much left to chance. You can be driving perfectly and the get run into at the last second and lose the race.

Supply Lines got easier for me when I treated the plane more like a glider and used the gas very sparingly.

The RC plane mission pissed me the fuck off, but god damn I fucking hated The Driver. Not only was the mission itself hard, but in the end it was pointless anyway because the driver character gets killed during the bank heist, so you end up driving the getaway car yourself anyway. That always irritated me above all.

 

[Sithis]

I think Rockstar is good at making money. I have faith in that. You sound like you watch BLACKED porn my guy, very disturbed about a game about blacks and everyone else committing crimes

I was going to ask how you conflate "make money" with "make good product" but your second sentence cleared that right up for me, rabbi.

I'm not all that disturbed, I'm looking forward to the drama that is 100% going to unfold after release when they realize they turned a bunch of gamers loose on a world with a majority black population of murderable NPCs. The tiktok shorts are going to be great.

 

[The Dude]

Meh, I'm not very optimistic about GTA6. Not with the way major game devs are these days, ESG bullshit requirements from investment firms, and Rockstar themselves making it clear that they want to move away from their old "frat boy" image and how there are now "certain groups" they'll no longer make jokes about. I was never big on the old GTA games. I liked RDR2 a lot, but even that game had some questionable stuff in it compared to old Rockstar games.

 

[Johnny Eastwood cash]

i hope they have v-rock in gat 6

 

[AncientPhosphur]

make it more dense with more stuff to do like in Yakuza. I'm tired of these gigantic maps where theres nothing to do and you have to travel for 3 or 4 minutes to do a fetch quest.

It’s nice in Yakuza because there’s a lot of stuff to do, enter, and the city feels like a city and is rounded out compared to GTA which just feels like you’re going through Google maps on street level. Rockstar definitely needs something more in its cities instead of its only game play options being Driver (1999) or Mass Shooting Beat a Hooker simulator. That emptiness worked in RDR2 because of how sparse the population was but in a city it just feel useless. Which is my biggest complaint with open world games. What’s the point of making a giant city with unlimited freedom when only less than 5% of the total area is enterable.

 

[The handsome tard]

I'm not all that disturbed, I'm looking forward to the drama that is 100% going to unfold after release when they realize they turned a bunch of gamers loose on a world with a majority black population of murderable NPCs. The tiktok shorts are going to be great.

Maybe it will be like Bethesda and running them over or shooting them with a shotgun causes them to have a tummy ache for a minute before getting up like nothing happened.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

are you all even sure all those (gasp) blacks are actually American Blacks and not just dark Latinos? You know, seeing as there’s tons of Black Latinos, and pardos, around the Caribbean?

 

[LaxerBRO]

All this talk about Vice City makes me want to listen to this as you guys sperg out:

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

These games stopped being good when they got rid of the cheat codes for turning off police and making pedestrians go crazy.

Exactly! I could never decide whether it was for the new "super serial" turn or cucking out to fear of bad press... or both. It really takes a lot of the fun out of it. Especially when enemies and criminals set off the police just as easily. Not to mention how they just go off sometimes when you scare or bump someone.

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Please tell me how niggers are oppressed, R*.
VC? Looks more like Atlanta.

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Of course...

Oh god!

The white homeless looking guy in the strip scene.
Is that a troon in the social media pic?

The social media crap is going to be cringe in general.

Honestly, if you asked me a year ago, I would have told you the protagonist of GTA VI is going to be a brown woman, I bet she's bisexual too.

I expect the main male character to get cucked at some point. Especially if he is indeed white.

>No Leslie Benzies
>No Dan Houser
>No Michael Unsworth
>This abomination
Why should I be excited again?

>Implying it'll launch on PC

That article fills me with lots of emotions.. none of them good. Hope for the future (from pretty much the rest of your list) was already pretty much zero already.. now it's in the negatives.

I've emulated 95% of what I played over the last decade of unabashed industry greed, political propagandizing, and creative bankruptcy.
Never looking back, there's too much good old shit to discover that doesn't insult me.
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They made the Scalper-kin unkillable in Red Dead 2, and the amount of anita-tier moments unabashedly spread throughout it should have been a massive red flag back in 2018 that rockstar was going the way of the rest, that and 85% of their "old west" being Sub-Saharan Niggers.

Same. I play a LOT of old games.

Why is every npc completely tatted up? It's looks pretty fucking gross. I mean I actually live in Florida and I don't even see that many people who look like that.

Noticed that too. Probably has somewhat to do with the perception that more conservative types hate it. As much as I hate being so cynical, can't ignore the level of pettiness these people have over stuff like this. Also because of modern trends in media. (see first part as well)

Reminder to be skeptical of whatever is in GTA VI as a product since it will most likely end up as a multiplayer money printer like GTA V has been for the last decade.

Depressing as fuck, but true as it as well!

It's surreal to see GTA go woke. That trailer is like a parody.

Best case is that they loaded it up to keep the press quiet.. worst case is most likely though.

Obese twerking women in bikinis is viscerally disgusting. It's not edgy GTA humor or sexy—it's just gross. Sad that this many resources went into creating obese NPCs instead of making something beautiful.

That's always the worst part of this bullshit. Someone put time and effort into making ugly bullshit.

 

[Tad Loaf]

Between old heads leaving Rockstar, them going back and censoring the older games, how completely uninspired the trailer looked, and how boring/on rails RDR2 was, outside of being a multiplayer addict I can't imagine getting excited for this game. People coping with GTA always being about satire are going to most likely get hit with a game that is doing the most shallow and basic "satire" we've seen in every major movie/game release over the last ten years, the same exact topics, the same exact talking points, there isn't going to be anymore actual edge like the franchise was once known for.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I was going to ask how you conflate "make money" with "make good product" but your second sentence cleared that right up for me, rabbi.

I'm not all that disturbed, I'm looking forward to the drama that is 100% going to unfold after release when they realize they turned a bunch of gamers loose on a world with a majority black population of murderable NPCs. The tiktok shorts are going to be great.

My guy, I think you're the only one that cares about the 13/50% crime statistics of GTA 6, everyone else is going to be busy jizzing themselves that they got a new GTA after 12 years