Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[BlazikenLover]

Everyone around me are losing their minds over the trailer and I couldn't feel more apathetic towards it because:
-I don't really play on console and it will be a year or two before the game arrives on PC
-expanding on the last point: GTA pc ports are ass
-Didn't like IV and i didn't play V
-AAA releases for the past few years have been very MEH
Although I gotta say I am mildly interested in the game being more than just vice city.

 

[Sithis]

My guy, I think you're the only one that cares about the 13/50% crime statistics of GTA 6, everyone else is going to be busy jizzing themselves that they got a new GTA after 12 years

>busy jizzing themselves over vidya
Oh god I'm talking to a redditor

You seem adamant that the game making money or being popular means it will somehow be good, and seem even more invested in the melanin aspect of it than the people openly shitting on it are. Even if they made every character a gleaming white Aryan prodigy the game would probably still suck because the people who had genuine wit and humor beyond tiktok memes and influencer shit are gone. The franchise has been steadily steering toward an even more retarded and terminally online audience base who thinks good missions in a crime game have to involve shit like celebrity cameos from rap artists. Throw in the woke ESG shit diluting the humor and making sure the game only ever punches toward Permissible Groups and it's going to be a skeletal hull of GTAs glory days for anyone not easily impressed by goyslop. With all the serious issues the game has going for it the least they could have done was give us decent NPCs and not uggo sheboons.

Will it be a workable engine that provides fun for people just wanting to drive cars or fuck around with mods? Yeah definitely, and it looks nice to boot. But for anyone hoping GTA will be returning to being a "once in a generation story" type series, those people are naive. Rockstar has too much of a leash now.

 

[WelperHelper99]

>busy jizzing themselves over vidya
Oh god I'm talking to a redditor

Kill yourself faggot

You seem adamant that the game making money or being popular means it will somehow be good, and seem even more invested in the melanin aspect of it than the people openly shitting on it are. Even if they made every character a gleaming white Aryan prodigy the game would probably still suck because the people who had genuine wit and humor beyond tiktok memes and influencer shit are gone. The franchise has been steadily steering toward an even more retarded and terminally online audience base who thinks good missions in a crime game have to involve shit like celebrity cameos from rap artists. Throw in the woke ESG shit diluting the humor and making sure the game only ever punches toward Permissible Groups and it's going to be a skeletal hull of GTAs glory days for anyone not easily impressed by goyslop. With all the serious issues the game has going for it the least they could have done was give us decent NPCs and not uggo sheboons.

So even if it was white you still think it's bad because they won't say 1488 gas the kikes. I see. Your expectations are on Pluto.

Will it be a workable engine that provides fun for people just wanting to drive cars or fuck around with mods? Yeah definitely, and it looks nice to boot. But for anyone hoping GTA will be returning to being a "once in a generation story" type series, those people are naive. Rockstar has too much of a leash now.

So in other words it's gonna be a GTA game where I shoot bitches, steal cars, and fuck hoes? Damn, sounds fun as fuck

 

[Seventh Star]

Lol at people saying that GTA VI is le epic based!!!! because the niggers act like niggers and its totally degenerate... yeah sure. It's meant to be flattering, who are you coping faggots kidding lol.

Also if this is what your conception of satire is you're boring disingenous cunts. I've seen more biting satire in here. Having black women twerk and act trashy is not satire. That's like someone made troon satire all about how they talk about their girldick and post it online... that's not satire, that's just what they do.

If you want to satirize that have the exact same scene but the negress gets hit by a roadsign. That would be more like GTA.

 

[Sithis]

So even if it was white you still think it's bad because they won't say 1488 gas the kikes. I see. Your expectations are on Pluto.

No you nigger-brained simpleton I am making the point that the dense melanin NPCs are just unattractive window dressing on the real problem which is that the franchise has lost its soul. Rockstar used to be able to parody and satirize anyone and everyone with equal wit. Based on what I have seen with them those days are over. Your redditor brain is so ate up with defending your sacred cows you seem to think it'll just be about groups you like. At this point I wouldn't be surprised to see some anti-fatphobia dialogue thrown in there. Keep on whining though about *checks notes* what people complain about in a video game. How many posts have you made parroting the same gay defense of a multi-billion dollar franchise? Did you forget that people on sites that aren't reddit are permitted to have attitudes that conflict with your feefees?

 

[Serbian Peacekeepers]

Although I gotta say I am mildly interested in the game being more than just vice city.

From the leaks we know there is at least 1 other somewhat major town (Major enough to have its own Police Department instead of using Sheriff Cars) in game, and I doubt the map will be smaller than RDR2's map. Doubt we will see another major city like some rumors say, but there will at least be a Town bigger than Paletto Bay on the map.

EDIT: Someone on the GTA 6 Subreddit has posted about how the city we see in the first start of the trailer (in the distance) is actually Tampa and not Miami, so we might have 2 big cities in game.
Said reddit post

EDIT 2: People on the GTA Forums seem to have disproven the Tampa theory, with several of the buildings in the shot lining up with Vice City Footage.

 

[reptile101]

Hispanic women are either the most anti-black demographic in the U.S. or the second-most compared to Hispanic men. Those complaining about blacks ought to realize that killing them in this game would be wish fulfillment for lots of Hispanic women in real life. I recommend getting a Latina gf in 2025 and noticing her tendency to kill African Americans when she plays the game. I'm not even kidding lol

note: one of the most pro-black people I've met was a Russian Trump supporting friend of mine from New Hampshire (almost all white state) who was dating a black woman in NYC

on the other hand, the most anti-black people in the USA are mainly lower income hispanics who live near blacks. They're more anti-black than lower income whites who live near blacks.

all amatures next to asians, no one can top asians racism

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Rockstar used to be able to parody and satirize anyone and everyone with equal wit.

I’d argue to opposite actually and it was just that no one cared before to the degree they do now and so now they notice how unbalanced it is.

It probably doesn’t help that parody has become real life in a lot of regards.

 

[WelperHelper99]

No you nigger-brained simpleton I am making the point that the dense melanin NPCs are just unattractive window dressing on the real problem which is that the franchise has lost its soul. Rockstar used to be able to parody and satirize anyone and everyone with equal wit. Based on what I have seen with them those days are over. Your redditor brain is so ate up with defending your sacred cows you seem to think it'll just be about groups you like. At this point I wouldn't be surprised to see some anti-fatphobia dialogue thrown in there. Keep on whining though about *checks notes* what people complain about in a video game. How many posts have you made parroting the same gay defense of a multi-billion dollar franchise? Did you forget that people on sites that aren't reddit are permitted to have attitudes that conflict with your feefees?

Here's a secret

Spoiler

ive never played GTA in my life lmao

Now that you read that, know that ive been making fun of how a few black people have sent you into a panic over Nigger Gangbanger: the game. It's ridiculous man

 

[Sithis]

Now that you read that, know that ive been making fun of how a few black people have sent you into a panic over Nigger Gangbanger: the game. It's ridiculous man

To successfully make fun of something you need to not be MATI about it and you are clearly torqued about us shitting on Grand Theft Africa, so this is a bit like the pot calling the kettle nigger while only pretending to be retarded.


Even the latinas aren't safe

 

[DeadwastePrime]

looks the same. its just studio lighting on the left

 

[Sithis]

looks the same. its just studio lighting on the left

Idk it looks like they rounded out her face and eyes a bit to make her more mannish and gave her nappy hair. The dude from the trailer got a buff from the meth head look but I don't think we've seen anything about the third have we?

 

[Gravemind]

Can we all now agree that San Andreas was the worst game of the entire franchise because it was all about niggers?

 

[WelperHelper99]

To successfully make fun of something you need to not be MATI about it and you are clearly torqued about us shitting on Grand Theft Africa, so this is a bit like the pot calling the kettle nigger while only pretending to be retarded.

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Even the latinas aren't safe

One looks prerendered, one looks in engine. Youre overthinking it. Also you assume I'm MATI. Dude, I'm having fun that it's so easy to get you to call for TND over a few blacks in a car robbery simulator

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

To add to a point I mentioned earlier in this thread, the demographics are actually completely on point. I've seen a lot of people mention that Black people d are only 12 percent of the population of Miami. That's true. But that's only if you count the City of Miami. As it stands in miami and other major metros in the United States, there are a large amount of self governing local jurisdictions which often surround the core city (other examples include Atlanta, LA, and Kansas City) and are thusly often counted in the census together with that core City in order to better illustrate what the metropolitan area carries as its population. In the case of Miami that metro area consists of Miami-Dade County, Fort Lauderdale and its County and Palm Beach County with a population of 6 million of which 18% are black.
That's a million blacks in driving distance of Miami Beach and remember that Miami is an international tourist destination and its located in the 3rd most populous state of the country at 21 million people where the black population is 15%. Any single spot in that state which is concentrated on as the prime vacation spot for that demographic will look like that to some degree year round and the video footage other posters have given shows it.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Fuck you, I'm just gonna play Godather: Blackhand Edition.

 

[Bridget]

On the bright side; with the game so full of blacks and you playing as a white dude, you get TND simulator.
Also, it's criminal how many rate SA as their favourite. VC/II > III/SA > IV > V for me, personally.
I miss top down GTA.

 

[Sithis]

Can we all now agree that San Andreas was the worst game of the entire franchise because it was all about niggers?

The entire theme of most of SA was ghetto culture but the writing for the game was actually very good especially at its time, and it gave you a lot of freedom to do essentially whatever you wanted while mocking how retarded everything including gang culture is.

One looks prerendered, one looks in engine. Youre overthinking it. Also you assume I'm MATI. Dude, I'm having fun that it's so easy to get you to call for TND over a few blacks in a car robbery simulator

"See, I was only pretending to be retarded! Ha!"
cope harder rabbi

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

Are people *not* aware that render wasn't even from the leaks and was bullshit made up by clickbait Youtubers?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I wish I could say I am surprised at how people are eating up one simple trailer.
But, sadly I am not.
Just remember what they did with GTA V's extra content, the remasters, and in general their stale formats that haven't changed in decades.