Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

Favorite GTA?

  • Grand Theft Auto

    Votes: 61 2.4%
  • Grand Theft Auto: London 1969

    Votes: 54 2.1%
  • Grand Theft Auto 2

    Votes: 106 4.1%
  • Grand Theft Auto III

    Votes: 203 7.9%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

    Votes: 735 28.7%
  • Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

    Votes: 1,033 40.3%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Advanced

    Votes: 12 0.5%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories

    Votes: 74 2.9%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories

    Votes: 73 2.8%
  • Grand Theft Auto IV

    Votes: 655 25.5%
  • Episodes From Liberty City (The Lost & Damned and The Ballad of Gay Tony)

    Votes: 198 7.7%
  • Grand Theft Auto V

    Votes: 371 14.5%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Online

    Votes: 91 3.5%
  • My Mother's My Sister!

    Votes: 306 11.9%

  • Total voters
    2,565
A screenshot of the trailer that combines TikTok, social media-addicted retards, ebonics, and zoomer speak, with none of it played at all for satire.
It’s like an injection of AIDS directly into my fucking brain.
This is why god will place an M249 in your hands to kill all the degenerates with.
 
You know y’all can stop engaging with the people afraid of black pixels right? Y’all are shitting up the thread just as much as them by engaging with them every time.

Anyways, I checked to see if Sweet Baby had any part in this, but I don’t know yet. I’m curious though, because they’re talked about so little, but are increasingly responsible for so much in modern game writing.
Probably for the best to be honest. Seems like every year's newfags get worse and worse, I don't know what fucking weird webzone got hit with a tsunami this time but there are record numbers of Groyper refugees floating over on doors.
 
I like a lot of that, but I'd still like to see some of that rural, borderline Louisiana smaller town/city with all the backwoods roads and east Texas atmosphere represented as well in the game world. Plenty of smalltime stories that could either be told or start off from that area as well, sort of in the same fashion for how Trevor's shit started out in 5 because I can say from experience, a lot of drug trade, petty violent crimes, and even small gang activity goes on in similar fashion in real life around that area.
 
GTA6 was the controversy that needed to happen to finally get everyone to stop talking about the incest horror game.
What horror game?

And can we talk about how Lucia has an ankle monitor? Are they going to block off certain sections of the world through progression again?
 
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If it's not hitting on Lucia, it's complaining about the mock social media and hoodrat clips. Two sides of the same coin.

Makes me ashamed to be a GTA fan tbh.
"Erhm, why are black people in this parody of modern day America?!"
Retards are upset that its not the perfect white utopia they thought they were promised in their diseased tumor ridden swiss cheese brains
 
I like a lot of that, but I'd still like to see some of that rural, borderline Louisiana smaller town/city with all the backwoods roads and east Texas atmosphere represented as well in the game world. Plenty of smalltime stories that could either be told or start off from that area as well, sort of in the same fashion for how Trevor's shit started out in 5 because I can say from experience, a lot of drug trade, petty violent crimes, and even small gang activity goes on in similar fashion in real life around that area.
The only problem I have with that, and this is someone native to east Texas, Houston is a fucking souless shithole and it's too massive to try and ignore to include Lake Charles and Beaumont
 
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Here's the Muslim Edit of the trailer for Saudi Arabia lmao
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Guess they have the degeneracy slider at the ready to sell it in Saudi Arabia, so should be easy enough to mod I guess.

That aside, god do I really hate no gameplay trailers. What is this even showing me? So a bunch of multiple "set ups" but I see 0 of how players will interact with this. Yes, I know it's more than a year off and this is more of a teaser than a trailer in practical terms, but "movie trailers" are another bane of the medium.
 
Well, this certainly doesn't violate any civil rights.
Here's the Muslim Edit of the trailer for Saudi Arabia lmao
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That's the beauty of it all.
No matter how much they preach about loving faggots and troons.

The second Mr Sandman with all his money comes around. They rip em out and throw em away for those extra dollars. Can't miss out on a few extra pennies for the investors.
 
I‘m not hopeful but my first guess is those two main characters are trying to leave this fucking insane region that has all the crazy Florida shit.

GTA always made it a mission to up the ante into ridiculousness. But this time I’m not sure if they can do that, if anything they’re going to look samey or more boring as the real world.
Let’s hope they have some gold writers…
I never finished V, hopefully this will be good enough for me to finish.

The stats on the viewcount is fucking insane.
 
I miss time before culture wars, gang sperging and autism


Modern day Rockstar sent a takedown request to the developer that created the franchise over a GTA demo build, detestable.

I want to drive over hare krishna lines and Elvis Impersonators in peace. For fucks sakes black pigeon speaks made a video about this, I am too tired for this shit.
 
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