Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

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Favorite GTA?

  • Grand Theft Auto

    Votes: 63 2.3%
  • Grand Theft Auto: London 1969

    Votes: 59 2.1%
  • Grand Theft Auto 2

    Votes: 113 4.1%
  • Grand Theft Auto III

    Votes: 220 8.0%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

    Votes: 781 28.5%
  • Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

    Votes: 1,103 40.2%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Advanced

    Votes: 14 0.5%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories

    Votes: 81 3.0%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories

    Votes: 77 2.8%
  • Grand Theft Auto IV

    Votes: 712 25.9%
  • Episodes From Liberty City (The Lost & Damned and The Ballad of Gay Tony)

    Votes: 217 7.9%
  • Grand Theft Auto V

    Votes: 399 14.5%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Online

    Votes: 98 3.6%
  • My Mother's My Sister!

    Votes: 327 11.9%

  • Total voters
    2,745
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Corporate was given a test play.

It was full of wokeshit. Bet there was an entire quest line where you dunk on racist white people who curse in southern accents as you massacre them in a trailer park and set confederate flags on fire.

Corporate had concerns. Wants stories reworked.
 
Rockstar burned me on GTA V. I'll be skipping six. I already had to put up with a story about a filthy dirty White bank robber being cucked by his whore wife and robbed by his own kids while being told by a fucking therapist that it's all okay and he should be meek and not seek revenge, and still being asked to view him as a worthy protagonist. I don't need to listen to a whore who can't keep a man lecture me about White privilege while I try to have a good time executing every cop I see :story:

That would be financial suicide
Why? GTA Online prints more money than the US Mint. I suspect Rockstar could carry on for years with positive cash flow by doing nothing but coasting on GTA Online's revenue.
 
Corporate was given a test play.

It was full of wokeshit. Bet there was an entire quest line where you dunk on racist white people who curse in southern accents as you massacre them in a trailer park and set confederate flags on fire.

Corporate had concerns. Wants stories reworked.
Imagine if that is what it was. GTA6 is considered so fucking mission critical to the industry that they actually hit them over the head with the sandal and told them to fix the slop and make it not fake and gay.
 
It was full of wokeshit. Bet there was an entire quest line where you dunk on racist white people who curse in southern accents as you massacre them in a trailer park and set confederate flags on fire.
I'm not gonna pretend like Republican Space Rangers and other assorted dunking on le right wingers isn't part of GTA, but them outright saying they're not going to ""punch down"" anymore is a crimson red flag (as if shitting on right wing dirt-poor rednecks isn't "punching down" compared to making fun of upper middle class progressives).

I don't know how all the satire and assorted references only going in one direction is going to be anything other than annoying for people that don't already have a Californian slave mindset.

The days of slapping Hillary's craggy cunt face on the statue of liberty after she tried to get the series banned are long gone, I fear.
 
I hope they charge $120 for the game, I want Rockstart to rape the gaymers wallets, if you are dumb enough to play this game, you deserve to lose as much money NEET bux as possible.
 
hard doubt since larry fink managed to fool them with infinite credit promises to prop up political messaging shit, which ultimately blew in their faces and made people hate them, as it's per jewish trickeries...
"evil destroys itself"
To be clear, here's what i think is going to happen: when the game launches broken and "underperforms" (and by that i mean rakes in billions of dollars, but not as many billions of dollars as they were able to milk 5 for because the multiplayer will be a flash in the pan a-la RDR2) this will result in mass firings because they spent 2+ billion on the game, and cause a cascading failure in the AAA western gaming industry.
 
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I don't think any kind of return would be enough to justify 2 billion dollars and 15 years. There's no way that's sustainable.
 
Does anyone have any faith in this game being good? Like for real, there is no way they live up to the hype. GTA peaked on San Andreas.

Their fucking engine is absolute, I hate how the movement and driving in IV and V feel. Not to mention how they refuse to port their shit to PC correctly it took years for some modder to fix a slowdown caused by simple oversight.
 
The culture war has shifted pretty severely in favor of the Chuds in the last couple years. I think Rockstar is getting worried that a tough Latina single mother protagonist isn't going to be a hit with people who actually play videogames. Nice write ups in progressive e mags aren't sales.
You're half right. I fully expect Lucia to be Rule 34'd upon launch.
I don’t care how well it sells, this game isn’t breaking even, unless the Multiplayer and all it’s MTX are there from Day 1.
I know GTA Online and Red Dead Online were released a month or so after. I can see them releasing the multiplayer on release day. If all the microtransactions are out the gate, that would definitely mess up their economy. Less people, less money, less ROI.
 
Does anyone have any faith in this game being good? Like for real, there is no way they live up to the hype. GTA peaked on San Andreas.

Their fucking engine is absolute, I hate how the movement and driving in IV and V feel. Not to mention how they refuse to port their shit to PC correctly it took years for some modder to fix a slowdown caused by simple oversight.
I can't say. The only GTA game I liked was Chinatown Wars.
 
"My laptop smells like piss and no longer works but at least I showed a bunch of people online how much I hate Emmanuel Goldstein a fucking video game company."
From personal experience, liquids are actually super easy to clean on higher-end laptops with drainage holes.
This is a perfectly normal reaction. What else is there to do but bitch and moan on the Internet about shitty games?
 
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