Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

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Favorite GTA?

  • Grand Theft Auto

    Votes: 61 2.4%
  • Grand Theft Auto: London 1969

    Votes: 54 2.1%
  • Grand Theft Auto 2

    Votes: 106 4.1%
  • Grand Theft Auto III

    Votes: 203 7.9%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

    Votes: 734 28.7%
  • Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

    Votes: 1,029 40.2%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Advanced

    Votes: 12 0.5%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories

    Votes: 74 2.9%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories

    Votes: 73 2.9%
  • Grand Theft Auto IV

    Votes: 653 25.5%
  • Episodes From Liberty City (The Lost & Damned and The Ballad of Gay Tony)

    Votes: 198 7.7%
  • Grand Theft Auto V

    Votes: 371 14.5%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Online

    Votes: 91 3.6%
  • My Mother's My Sister!

    Votes: 305 11.9%

  • Total voters
    2,558
I thought there was something wrong with my controller for a few minutes, before realising accelerate was now R2 instead of X
There is a "Classic" control configuration where the controls would be familiar to the 3D era GTAs.

I remember trying it the first time I played GTA IV many years ago. Then, I was used to the triggers being used as pedals when driving so I never went back.
 
Oh, that's another possibility too. I believe they outsourced some development to India. They must have some talent because of the frequent GTA Online maintenance and updates.
Rockstar India mainly works on map modelling, and have done so since RDR2.
Drug dealing in Chinatown Wars was fun as fuck.
A entire economy underground.
Selling drugs was half the reason I played CTW, it was just fun buying and selling stuff for a profit.
 

I still can't get over how Lamar roasted Franklin and the player into getting a haircut. That had to be ad-libbed. That's not even the first melodic "nigga," Chris Tucker did something similar on Friday.
 
Nigger what the actual fuck is wrong with you...
Nigger, are you and every other retard got by that picture retarded? It's photoshopped, pretty blatantly too.
I knew you were a stupid fuck, but pissing on your own computer takes it to a whole other level.
Jesus Christ you AIDS rotted pederast, not only is it a shopped image the fucking guy you're quoting didn't even pretend it was taken by him.

I knew you were a stupid fucking gay pedo, but this is boomer tier tech/shitpost illiteracy.
 
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Nigger, are you and every other retard got by that picture retarded? It's photoshopped, pretty blatantly too.

Jesus Christ you AIDS rotted pederast, not only is it a shopped image the fucking guy you're quoting didn't even pretend it was taken by him.

I knew you were a stupid fucking gay pedo, but this is boomer tier tech/shitpost illiteracy.
This looks like the fakest photoshop I might have ever seen. I got to say, you are indeed a dumb fuck if you fell for it.
 
When has it become a trend for GTA to be a stunt driving simulation? Doing stunts, performing flips, sliding on rails?
 
When has it become a trend for GTA to be a stunt driving simulation? Doing stunts, performing flips, sliding on rails?
DRIVER was popular around the time the first GTA came out and that game had quite a bit of stunt driving. It's in the DNA of the open world crime sandbox.
 
So... do you guys think they'll keep prostitution as a mechanic now that the main characters in 6 are a couple?

Like are they going to let you cuck the husband character that you also play as? Very modern of you Rockstar.
 
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So... do you guys think they'll keep prostitution as a mechanic now that the main characters in 6 are a couple?

Like are they going to let you cuck the husband character that you also play as? Very modern of you Rockstar.
They may do something like they did with Michael in GTA5 where he can still pick up hookers after he and Tracy reconcile but says something about it or like they did with John Marston's honor level going down if he lets a whore help him with a bath. So the player can still pick up a hooker but there is a downside to it.
 
They may do something like they did with Michael in GTA5 where he can still pick up hookers after he and Tracy reconcile but says something about it or like they did with John Marston's honor level going down if he lets a whore help him with a bath. So the player can still pick up a hooker but there is a downside to it.
I only ask because the characters are basically spooning on the cover of the game and them being a couple, I assume, is going to be a big part of the narrative. Is Rockstar going to remove something that has been in the series for decades so that it doesn't undermine the story they're telling, OR are they going to keep it despite it directly allowing the player to cheapen the central relationship of the game?

I mean ludonarrative dissonance has never really been an issue in GTA because the fucked up stuff the main characters can do fits with their character (mostly) because they're all psychotic kleptomaniac murderers, but if the couple in 6 are loyal and invested in each other narratively how tf can you hand-wave away something like a hooker mechanic without creating a disconnect for the player?
 
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