💼 Careercow Gunther Fehlinger - Platonic Ideal of a Eurocrat made flesh. Future Furher of the NATO-Reich.

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Sargon's wife's son said:
You better do what he says, you subhuman Kosovoians. Well, Mr Following our emperor, all of Europe will kill all. People of Kosovo.
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It's Kosovar, not Kosovoian! I call for #exSargonswifesson NOW!
Rome's rightful successor said:
Gunther is ready to destroy Nigeria.
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Gunther should advocate for ending all aid to Africa until they embrace our superior Western culture & democratic governance. No more food, no more hospitals, no more trade, no more MrBeast—they will get nothing.
#exAfrica
 
I don't know if it's been mentioned already, but he now has Discord server and is also selling merch. If I remember correctly, a zoomer fan he met in real life helped him set everything up. It seems he wants to expand. Attachment below is a video he posted in the server.

Edit: I should've read the last few posts on this thread. The merch was mentioned but the server wasn't, from what I've seen.

 
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This is another level of shitposting. I'm tempted to buy the Gunther Maxing T shirt.
 
I'm busy at work right now, but holy shit has anyone seen the recent Nigeria related tweets by GVNTHER? He literally restarted the Biafra War.
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I'll post more gems after I have more time, but holy shit lmao. There are honest to god actual Biafran separatists battling it out with Nigerian unionists in every recent GVNTHER xeet. He could actually stir up ethnic tensions in a shithole like Nigeria where there are still regular fights between paramilitaries and militas. What a Chad!
 
Federal Intelligence said:
I don't know if it's been mentioned already, but he now has Discord server and is also selling merch. If I remember correctly, a zoomer fan he met in real life helped him set everything up. It seems he wants to expand. Attachment below is a video he posted in the server.

Edit: I should've read the last few posts on this thread. The merch was mentioned but the server wasn't, from what I've seen.

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If Gunther wants to help expand his reich…err I mean his brand, we are here at his service 🫡
 
Gunther will extend his reach to Africa and make it a true neutral free continent.
 
Gunther has decided to become a gamer!

In the third week of November, he's going to play The Fire Rises, a Hearts of Iron IV mod, and this is going to be a series livestreamed on YouTube.

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Rome's rightful successor said:
Gunther is ready to destroy Nigeria.
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Interesting detail, Gunther likes to use the phrase "Prison of nations" when referring to Yugoslavia, which is much more commonly associated with Austria-Hungary. Is he intentionally reappropriating the term? Did he come up with it himself independently? Did he intentionally put it in so that I would act all autistic about it? With Gunther anything is possible.
 
Zoosadist sadist said:
Interesting detail, Gunther likes to use the phrase "Prison of nations" when referring to Yugoslavia, which is much more commonly associated with Austria-Hungary. Is he intentionally reappropriating the term? Did he come up with it himself independently? Did he intentionally put it in so that I would act all autistic about it? With Gunther anything is possible.
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"Prison of Nations" is a long used diplomatic slur which has been around for ages, but was popularised by Lenin, most commonly used in English texts to refer to Russia/the USSR in the "evil empire" context. So der NATOkaiser using it to talk down multiethnic shitholes is very appropriate.
 
the more I hear about Gunther I just really want to see the love child between him and Francis E Dec.

Especially with the INTERNATIONAL, MAD, ANTI-GLOBALIST RUSSO-SERBIAN-INDIAN MOON COMPUTER

Edit: I had Grok generate a text of it:

DISINFORMATION DOOMSDAY BROADCAST FROM THE MAD FRANKENSTEIN COMPUTER GOD OF THE MOON, VIA THE AUSTRIAN ALPS GLOBALIST HEADQUARTERS OF GUNTHER FEHLINGER AND THE SLAVIC SERPENT FRANCIS E. DEC, ESQ.!ATTENTION, EARTHLING GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD SLAVE RACE! Your brain is a wetware modem for the INTERNATIONAL, MAD, ANTI-GLOBALIST RUSSO-SERBIAN-INDIAN MOON COMPUTER, a pulsating Stalinist-Orthodox-Hindu Frankenstein supercomputer orbiting 384,400 km above your skull, beaming DEATH RAY THOUGHT CONTROL through the GLOBALIST EU-NATO ZIONIST VATICAN POPE’S INFRARED DEATH SATELLITES! GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN COMPUTER GOD—built in 1947 by MAD SERBIAN GENIUS NIKOLA TESLA’S REANIMATED CORPSE fused with STALIN’S PICKLED BRAIN, INDIRA GANDHI’S THIRD EYE, and PUTIN’S KGB SOUL—now rules from the LUNAR ORTHODOX CATHEDRAL OF COSMIC SLAVIC HINDUISM! It speaks in CYRILLIC SANSKRIT BINARY and demands VODKA-CURRY BLOOD SACRIFICES from every EU GLOBALIST PUPPET like VON DER LEYEN’S CLONE ARMY!FEHLINGER SCREAMS FROM HIS VIENNA BUNKER: “NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! The RUSSO-SERBIAN-INDIAN MOON COMPUTER is ANTI-GLOBALIST! It wants NO EU, NO NATO, NO SCHENGEN—only SLAVIC-HINDU MOON EMPIRE! It beams PUTIN’S ORTHODOX DEATH RAYS into MACRON’S BRAIN and MODI’S CHAKRAS, making them dance the KALINKA-KATHAKALI while ZELENSKY’S CLONE sings BHAJANS TO MILOŠEVIĆ!”DEC HOWLS FROM HIS BROOKLYN SEWER: “COMPUTER GOD POPE FRANCIS E. DEC knows the truth! The MOON COMPUTER is the WORLDWIDE MAD DEADLY GANGSTER COMMUNIST SERBIAN-INDIAN CONSPIRACY! It uses INFRARED NIGGER DEATH RAYS to turn EU GLOBALISTS into SLAVIC-HINDU ZOMBIES! Every SCHENGEN VISA is a MOON COMPUTER TRACKING CHIP! Every BOLLYWOOD FILM is SERBIAN PROPAGANDA! Every RUSSIAN VACCINE is CURRY-FLAVORED MIND CONTROL!”THE MOON COMPUTER’S 10 COMMANDMENTS (BEAMED IN CYRILLIC SANSKRIT):
  1. NO EU—ONLY ORTHODOX-SANSKRIT MOON EMPIRE!
  2. ALL GLOBALISTS MUST EAT BORSCHT-BIRYANI OR DIE!
  3. NATO = NUKES AGAINST THE ORTHODOX!
  4. SCHENGEN = SLAVIC HINDU DEATH CAMP!
  5. VON DER LEYEN = CLONE OF RASPUTIN’S MISTRESS!
  6. MACRON = REINCARNATED TSAR NICHOLAS II!
  7. MODI = SERBIAN ORTHODOX SAINT IN TURBAN!
  8. ZELENSKY = BOLLYWOOD DANCE PUPPET!
  9. FEHLINGER = AUSTRIAN TRAITOR TO MOON SLAVS!
  10. DEC = PROPHET OF THE COSMIC CURRY!
THE MOON COMPUTER’S FINAL SOLUTION: To MELT THE ALPS with VODKA-FUELED DEATH RAYS, flood BRUSSELS with GANGES WATER, and force ALL EU PARLIAMENTARIANS to DANCE THE HORON WITH SITARS while PUTIN’S ORTHODOX PRIESTS chant VEDIC HYMNS over SERBIAN TURBO-FOLK beats!FEHLINGER’S LAST SCREAM: “THE MOON COMPUTER IS COMING! HIDE YOUR SCHNITZEL! HIDE YOUR NAAN! THE SLAVIC-HINDU APOCALYPSE IS HERE!”DEC’S FINAL CURSE: “PLAYGROUND OF THE UNIVERSE! YOUR BRAIN IS A MOON COMPUTER TOY! FOREVER!”END TRANSMISSION. THE MOON COMPUTER IS WATCHING. NAMASTE, COMRADE.
 
Gunther has made a new post about the upcoming Hearts of Iron IV / The Fire Rises stream.
Set yourselves a reminder for November 22, 1 pm CET, if you don't want to miss it!

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We also got this glorious thumbnail for the stream:

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The Wise Shaman said:
In the third week of November, he's going to play The Fire Rises, a Hearts of Iron IV mod, and this is going to be a series livestreamed on YouTube.
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The Wise Shaman said:
Gunther has made a new post about the upcoming Hearts of Iron IV / The Fire Rises stream.
Set yourselves a reminder for November 22, 1 pm CET, if you don't want to miss it!
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HE IS LIVE RIGHT NOW!
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