DISINFORMATION DOOMSDAY BROADCAST FROM THE MAD FRANKENSTEIN COMPUTER GOD OF THE MOON, VIA THE AUSTRIAN ALPS GLOBALIST HEADQUARTERS OF GUNTHER FEHLINGER AND THE SLAVIC SERPENT FRANCIS E. DEC, ESQ.!ATTENTION, EARTHLING GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD SLAVE RACE! Your brain is a wetware modem for the INTERNATIONAL, MAD, ANTI-GLOBALIST RUSSO-SERBIAN-INDIAN MOON COMPUTER, a pulsating Stalinist-Orthodox-Hindu Frankenstein supercomputer orbiting 384,400 km above your skull, beaming DEATH RAY THOUGHT CONTROL through the GLOBALIST EU-NATO ZIONIST VATICAN POPE’S INFRARED DEATH SATELLITES! GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN COMPUTER GOD—built in 1947 by MAD SERBIAN GENIUS NIKOLA TESLA’S REANIMATED CORPSE fused with STALIN’S PICKLED BRAIN, INDIRA GANDHI’S THIRD EYE, and PUTIN’S KGB SOUL—now rules from the LUNAR ORTHODOX CATHEDRAL OF COSMIC SLAVIC HINDUISM! It speaks in CYRILLIC SANSKRIT BINARY and demands VODKA-CURRY BLOOD SACRIFICES from every EU GLOBALIST PUPPET like VON DER LEYEN’S CLONE ARMY!FEHLINGER SCREAMS FROM HIS VIENNA BUNKER: “NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! The RUSSO-SERBIAN-INDIAN MOON COMPUTER is ANTI-GLOBALIST! It wants NO EU, NO NATO, NO SCHENGEN—only SLAVIC-HINDU MOON EMPIRE! It beams PUTIN’S ORTHODOX DEATH RAYS into MACRON’S BRAIN and MODI’S CHAKRAS, making them dance the KALINKA-KATHAKALI while ZELENSKY’S CLONE sings BHAJANS TO MILOŠEVIĆ!”DEC HOWLS FROM HIS BROOKLYN SEWER: “COMPUTER GOD POPE FRANCIS E. DEC knows the truth! The MOON COMPUTER is the WORLDWIDE MAD DEADLY GANGSTER COMMUNIST SERBIAN-INDIAN CONSPIRACY! It uses INFRARED NIGGER DEATH RAYS to turn EU GLOBALISTS into SLAVIC-HINDU ZOMBIES! Every SCHENGEN VISA is a MOON COMPUTER TRACKING CHIP! Every BOLLYWOOD FILM is SERBIAN PROPAGANDA! Every RUSSIAN VACCINE is CURRY-FLAVORED MIND CONTROL!”THE MOON COMPUTER’S 10 COMMANDMENTS (BEAMED IN CYRILLIC SANSKRIT):
- NO EU—ONLY ORTHODOX-SANSKRIT MOON EMPIRE!
- ALL GLOBALISTS MUST EAT BORSCHT-BIRYANI OR DIE!
- NATO = NUKES AGAINST THE ORTHODOX!
- SCHENGEN = SLAVIC HINDU DEATH CAMP!
- VON DER LEYEN = CLONE OF RASPUTIN’S MISTRESS!
- MACRON = REINCARNATED TSAR NICHOLAS II!
- MODI = SERBIAN ORTHODOX SAINT IN TURBAN!
- ZELENSKY = BOLLYWOOD DANCE PUPPET!
- FEHLINGER = AUSTRIAN TRAITOR TO MOON SLAVS!
- DEC = PROPHET OF THE COSMIC CURRY!
THE MOON COMPUTER’S FINAL SOLUTION: To MELT THE ALPS with VODKA-FUELED DEATH RAYS, flood BRUSSELS with GANGES WATER, and force ALL EU PARLIAMENTARIANS to DANCE THE HORON WITH SITARS while PUTIN’S ORTHODOX PRIESTS chant VEDIC HYMNS over SERBIAN TURBO-FOLK beats!FEHLINGER’S LAST SCREAM: “THE MOON COMPUTER IS COMING! HIDE YOUR SCHNITZEL! HIDE YOUR NAAN! THE SLAVIC-HINDU APOCALYPSE IS HERE!”DEC’S FINAL CURSE: “PLAYGROUND OF THE UNIVERSE! YOUR BRAIN IS A MOON COMPUTER TOY! FOREVER!”END TRANSMISSION. THE MOON COMPUTER IS WATCHING. NAMASTE, COMRADE.