Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

I just had a kinda sick thought.

Despite how much he loves his car, he never mentions trying to learn about basic car maintenance, like changing an oil filter.

Is it because he's a millennial aspie who never had anyone to get him interested in that stuff..,

Or is it, because to him, it would be like a normal dude asking to change his gf/wife's tampon?

 

[CWCissey]

I just had a kinda sick thought.

Despite how much he loves his car, he never mentions trying to learn about basic car maintenance, like changing an oil filter.

Is it because he's a millennial aspie who never had anyone to get him interested in that stuff..,

Or is it, because to him, it would be like a normal dude asking to change his gf/wife's tampon?

Bit of both I guess.

 

[pik]

Also as a mechanic, I feel like I should mention the flicker in your dash is most likely caused by a bad ground in your cabin wiring harness and if you actually love Lilly you should get it diagnosed and repaired because it's a potential fire hazard.

Zing

 

[AnOminous]

I just had a kinda sick thought.

Despite how much he loves his car, he never mentions trying to learn about basic car maintenance, like changing an oil filter.

Is it because he's a millennial aspie who never had anyone to get him interested in that stuff..,

Or is it, because to him, it would be like a normal dude asking to change his gf/wife's tampon?

He's going to kill his waifu 4 laifu.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

I just had a kinda sick thought.

Despite how much he loves his car, he never mentions trying to learn about basic car maintenance, like changing an oil filter.

Is it because he's a millennial aspie who never had anyone to get him interested in that stuff..,

Or is it, because to him, it would be like a normal dude asking to change his gf/wife's tampon?

Half-dude doesn't seem to know much at all about cars intellectually. His attachment is 100% emotional, so I doubt he knows the technical side like maintenance. He hates Top Gear since while the hosts are experts on cars, they obviously know that they're objects to serve humans and value the better-performing cars over lower-performing ones, which makes them Not Real Car Lovers in his eyes because he believes cars are basically people with a metal finish.

 

[fishercat]

I know absolutely jack shit about cars, but blinking dashboard lights sounds like there's a serious problem with something.

 

[creamyfanta]

No one's posted most of his DA journals yet. I'm surprised. This one from a couple years ago stood out to me.

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I'm practically certain that Half-dude was a loveshy-esque kid who got into cars to fill the void girls left in his life in a really strange and autistic way. This journal also shows how ass-backwards his mentality has gotten. He legitimately is deterred from approaching women because he's afraid his inanimate car girlfriend will be jealous.

That journal made me feel sad

Edit: checked out his fur affinity and read his latest journal, which is basically illustrating evidence that he is a nice person who is misled. He seems to be really hurting (in a realistic and lonely way, rather than a lol chimp out way) from all the forums talking about him and especially negative comments on DA.

So...
I suggest he be treated with respect. Keep your distance from this cow, let him graze and admire from afar. Otherwise he may be scared off. :/

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

I know absolutely jack shit about cars, but blinking dashboard lights sounds like there's a serious problem with something.

It could be anything from a bad ground, to a loose fuse, to a connector on the back of the dash that's slowly worked it's way loose over the last 15 years to something completely random. It's definitely not good, but it could be almost impossible to figure out what's causing it until it stops working altogether.

According to the carcomplaints.com it's a known issue with that model and there have been a few reports of dashboard fires as a result :/

Sadly a 2000 Hyundai is probably not the best choice for a long term relationship and unless he decides to buckle down, buy some tools and learn a lot about DIY car repair, he's probably going to lose Lilly in the next couple of years :/

 

[glutenfreebooty]

he's probably going to lose Lilly in the next couple of years :/

I almost feel bad for the guy. His fetish is horrifying, but I see that he's really attached to his car.

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

On the one hand I feel bad for him, he clearly has some psychological issues on top of his autism that make it very hard for him to form normal relationships with women, which is very sad.

That said, he claims to not only love his car but be "in love" with his car, yet he clearly doesn't know jack shit about car repair, or basic maintanence, or really anything about cars except for how to draw disturbing porn of them.

It's weird, you can learn how to do just about anything car related from watching youtube videos and gogling links to forums (and yes, there's even a Hyundai forum), but all he wants to do is sit around, draw car dicks and make sad blog posts.

To me, that makes him a lolcow more than the actual car fucking

 

[AnOminous]

I almost feel bad for the guy. His fetish is horrifying, but I see that he's really attached to his car.

I would be more sympathetic if he'd actually become a mechanic or something to maintain his mechanical lover. Instead, he's an asshat whose waifu will die from his failure to care for "her."

 

[creamyfanta]

I talked to half-dude.

I wasnt trying to white knight, just after reading his FA journal about how upset he felt about us talking about him I wanted to explain the site a little more so he wouldnt feel so bad because i hate seeing others in pain (i am such a mom). Sorry if thats white knighting, idk if it is...

Anyways, on his own without my urging he said he is considering talking to us here and answering questions if we arent dicks, weens, trolls, whatever your term.

So if you guys are interested, he is considering. He has just been bullied before (i.e. cringe channel) when trying to be respectful and calm when explaining himself, and doesnt want that again. Which I totally understand.

Sooooo if we want some elucidation, we may get it. Just dont be assholerific.

Just fyi guys.

 

[pik]

Okay, that makes sense to me. I think we can approach this in a manner where we act respectfully to the guy, but are just curious about him. Ask him if he's ever considered becoming a mechanic or some shit. Maybe what made him realize he loved his car.

 

[Super Collie]

A friend of mine was a passenger in a Hyundai car that was involved in an accident. He died. Fuck Hyundai, your waifu is shit tier, Half-Dude.

 

[ADamnDjinn]

Half-dude doesn't seem to know much at all about cars intellectually. His attachment is 100% emotional, so I doubt he knows the technical side like maintenance. He hates Top Gear since while the hosts are experts on cars, they obviously know that they're objects to serve humans and value the better-performing cars over lower-performing ones, which makes them Not Real Car Lovers in his eyes because he believes cars are basically people with a metal finish.

He hates Top Gear, and by extension, Jeremy Clarkson? I guess Half-Dude and good ol' Sammy can go and hunt him down for crimes against 90's cars.

 

[sonichuis44]

His lack of mechanical expertise makes perfect sense in context. We look at a car and see a device. Maybe we say "ooh, listen to that engine purr! Those shocks are so smooth!" To him, cars are like living beings. He doesn't care how they look, he cares about presentation. How often have you looked at your SO and been like "Ooh, listen to that heartbeat! Your kidneys are so good at excreting the toxins they filter from your blood!" You don't care how your SO works; you'd probably rather not think about it, even when they don't work so well. Just so with half-dude.

 

[Strelok]

His lack of mechanical expertise makes perfect sense in context. We look at a car and see a device. Maybe we say "ooh, listen to that engine purr! Those shocks are so smooth!" To him, cars are like living beings. He doesn't care how they look, he cares about presentation. How often have you looked at your SO and been like "Ooh, listen to that heartbeat! Your kidneys are so good at excreting the toxins they filter from your blood!" You don't care how your SO works; you'd probably rather not think about it, even when they don't work so well. Just so with half-dude.

True true, but if My SO wheezed, coughed, occasionally passed out, and leaked blood every so often. I'd probably take her to a fucking doctor.

Or buy one of those no medical checkup life insurance policies. One of those two.

 

[sonichuis44]

True true, but if My SO wheezed, coughed, occasionally passed out, and leaked blood every so often. I'd probably take her to a fucking doctor.

Or buy one of those no medical checkup life insurance policies. One of those two.

But that's my point. Would you take your SO tot he doctor who decided to go into medicine "because I wanted to know more about how my girlfriend's internal organs are connected"?


Again, I'm not saying he's normal, I'm saying given the conceit that he thinks cars are sexy living things, it makes sense.

 

[Billy_Sama]

His lack of mechanical expertise makes perfect sense in context. We look at a car and see a device. Maybe we say "ooh, listen to that engine purr! Those shocks are so smooth!" To him, cars are like living beings. He doesn't care how they look, he cares about presentation. How often have you looked at your SO and been like "Ooh, listen to that heartbeat! Your kidneys are so good at excreting the toxins they filter from your blood!" You don't care how your SO works; you'd probably rather not think about it, even when they don't work so well. Just so with half-dude.

I am not a mechanic, but I am pretty sure Half-Dude squeezing his loads into the car's fuel tank is not good for the engine.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

True true, but if My SO wheezed, coughed, occasionally passed out, and leaked blood every so often. I'd probably take her to a fucking doctor.

Nah, just sprinkle some sawdust around and top 'er off once a week.