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The top result for me on all search engines is his youtube, and google is the only search for me that brings up his DA. Then again basically everyone uses google.
Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker
- Thread starter The Oddball from MLW
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I think when Dynastia's discovered your physical address you may be in too deep to escape no matter how much you cry to staff.
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Who knows, maybe he'll put in a resume at a mechanic's place, they'll see this thread and smirk. "He's one of us, boys"
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He deserves it.There's someone out there for everyone
Except Chris
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Yo my dodge charger is black with a v8. So do black cars have bigger dicks? Also how the fuck do i determine my cars gender? Also when you fuck your car armorall brand condoms?
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I think he just wants his real name removed. He asked me about it first, but I couldn’t help him so I directed him to mods who could.
Sparky Lurker
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The second result on google of his name, is his deviantart account attached to his aliases, why the fuck he wants his name removed from the thread title again?
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Without immediately going as low as to directly insult the guy, he seems to have the same thought process about personal information as all lolcows do. "I'll just plaster my name and all of my (one) online aliases everywhere along with my horrible fetish art. Oh, what's that? People are making fun of me, and repeating the information I gave out about my identity!? REEE TAKE IT DOWN NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW"
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Seems like. He said he was applying for jobs, and that it would make it hard for him to get one, but honestly, I’d imagine that he probably has crippling social issues and those will be what keeps him from getting a job. No one who perpetuated an online relationship for a year with no proof whatsoever that the other person wasn’t catfishing them is good at socializing. That’s before you even consider that his love for cars is probably a symptom of his awkwardness with other human beings.
Varg Did Nothing Wrong
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You know, for someone who wants to fuck anthropomorphized cars, you're a pretty cool guy. I'd have a beer with you.
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Well real ones too... lol, the anthropormorphic ones are just I dunno.. fantasy porn. I'm attracted to cars and humans, so you take the best parts of cars and best parts of humans and you get cars with arms/legs/sexual parts/ and tits/...and I guess anuses for people into anal.. I'm not really..
Thanks though, I don't really like beer myself, I'm more of a liqure guy. But I'd have that beer.
Thanks though, I don't really like beer myself, I'm more of a liqure guy. But I'd have that beer.
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Can you draw a 2008 Vauxhall Vectra getting sand kicked in its face by a Holden Monaro?
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@Half-dude , they may not be the type to f around with, but they are the types to feel untouchable when they go ahead & f around with complete strangers [to the point I receive messages or "Conversations" about once a week asking why I am here, why the thread(s) on me began, etc.]
That written, I also get things written on my profile asking me to remove the pic of me that is on my posts, even though I have repeatedly made it clear that the same way I joined when I found myself mentioned here, I will leave permanently when all mentions of me (including my street address & other personal information) have been removed... Meaning those posting such things on my profile & adding more threads/posts in those threads have no brain cells to do anything with.
Now, I am here via an E-mail I received saying, "Half-dude replied to..." this thread. Seems simple enough: If you are intelligent (among other things) enough to respond when these otherwise-complete-strangers make largely-negative posts about you & articulate your thoughts & feelings on the topic/occurrence, all posts mentioning you get closed & removed.
That written, I also get things written on my profile asking me to remove the pic of me that is on my posts, even though I have repeatedly made it clear that the same way I joined when I found myself mentioned here, I will leave permanently when all mentions of me (including my street address & other personal information) have been removed... Meaning those posting such things on my profile & adding more threads/posts in those threads have no brain cells to do anything with.
Now, I am here via an E-mail I received saying, "Half-dude replied to..." this thread. Seems simple enough: If you are intelligent (among other things) enough to respond when these otherwise-complete-strangers make largely-negative posts about you & articulate your thoughts & feelings on the topic/occurrence, all posts mentioning you get closed & removed.
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You're a functionally illiterate nigger.
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It was a tough call since I clearly disagree (& have disproven it incessantly), but there are plenty of other threads about/to me also, so it is "Off-Topic".
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Hello everybody!
I hate to be predictable, but I'm baaaaaaaaaaaa-*flies into mothership and explodes*
I've taken some time off, rethought some things, and let my life get into a better place as well before showing my face around here again. As you all are probably assuming, I being the predictable "lolcow" I am, I did proceed to read what people said after I left and I found it pretty insightful. A post by The Fool stood out to me and I really agree with it.
I got out of line and started, maybe out of boredom, being too confrontational. I want you guys to know that I respect you, not in a positive way admitedly but in the same way you respect a fire-arm. I've read up on the Kiwi Farms on other sites, found out about the sort of extreme abuse and activity that HAS occurred here, and I realize that you guys are not the sort of people to fuck around with. So in the respect that I'm in dangerous waters here, you have my respect. From this point onwards I know where my place is, and I believe I can take my past fuck-ups here and move forward a little wiser.
I want to make it clear that I'm not here to fuck with you guys. I'm not here to see how many times I can poke the hornets nest and get away unscathed, that's not my intention. I genuinely feel that this can be a beneficial relationship for all of us. The trolls get to troll, and have no shortage of material to use (as I'll continue to post my art), and the people who are genuinely interested and civil will get to ask me questions and such. Myself? Well I honestly believe that putting yourself in a place like this can have benefits, I know for sure that I wouldn't have nearly a thick of skin as I do online now if I hadn't been on bullying forums as a kid, subjecting yourself to abuse CAN be instructive. I knew this going in last time, but I made the mistake of trying to talk down people who were trolling. Anyway, I also DO like laughing at myself from time to time, and like I've said before I like seeing the more freaked out responses to my sexuality and art in moderation. The sites I'm already on are filled with friends you see, it's an echo chamber, and over time it can make you feel like no one thinks what you do is wrong. Being here, for me, I suppose is a leveling out of sorts. It's a way for me to stay reminded of how the other side of people feel towards my sexuality and art. I thickens my skin to subject myself to both sides, and I hope being around here can help prepare me for a variety of reactions I would get from people IRL if I came out to someone IRL with these feelings and ideas, you know?
So this is how I hope to have things work this time. Any people who want to troll me that's fine, I realize that's what you're here for. But I'm going to work on my self-control and internet common sense and avoid confrontation or responses towards it, something I should have been doing all along. Those of you, and I know you're out there, that are fascinated by me or my art and want to ask civilized respectful questions or jokes I'm MORE then happy to respond and answer them for you.
I'm aware if I DON'T feed the trolls the moderators may find me too boring to keep around and close the thread, it's happened once before. So I guess if it happens again that's fine, it's a way of saying this sort of thing wasn't meant to be.
Anyway I'll pobably put some of my stuff up soon, feel free to react or what not.
I sort of feel like your only "fuck up" is just that you have a weird fetish which was going to attract attention regardless, if not from us then from someone else. In a parallel dimension where Encyclopedia Dramatica didn't turn to absolute shit and die a slow and agonizing death and the Kiwi Farms never existed, it's them who's talking about you instead.
Well that and the fact that you were compelled to engage with the looky-loos here.
I like Half-dude though. :3
edit: I feel like I should still be a snarky bitch in some manner though, so I have to ask. Do you secretly like to wear truck nuts when no one's around?
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I don't, nor do I have any fetishes. (What I do have is the realization that if I told you about anything, it would cease to be a secret, especially if I did it in a thread or other public spot.)
I don't have an opinion on you being any kind of anything anywhere... So if someone would kindly remove all references to me from this site (& also the lookalike Wikipedia page I recall existing), you can be what you want as much as you want, & I'll be a permanently-g0ne piece of the past of the place.