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@Half-dude, hey man, long time no see. How's life?
Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker
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Hey thanks Pickle-Rick, I do my best.By the way how is that Camaro Colon so far? I imagine it's pretty warm and comfy.
Well you see Picks, thats the thing about art, it all means something new to different people. I mean, I might see a black canvas selling for $20,000 bucks where it just looks like the artist threw a tantrum and tossed a bucket of paint at the canvas. Case and Point: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlacUhm5PlU
I will say this Pickle-Rick, I admire that you're a big enough man to at least say that I'm decent at drawing.
Hehe <3
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You know that I went to art school and worked as a commercial artist for almost ten years right? I sold art too, just to multi-million dollar companies instead of thirsty furries. I don’t work in that field anymore but I know a lot about it.
While you’re sort of correct in saying art is subjective, it’s much more complicated than that. There are benchmarks for how good it is and people in the art world take those very seriously. Any edgy teenager can get asspats on Deviant art, that doesn’t mean they’re even close to good enough to hack it in the actual art world.
Your work honestly looks like any other generic furfag shit. No one could pick one of your drawings out of a lineup of medicre shit from DA and that’s just a fact.
Your work would be ripped to shreds in first quarter critique at my old school.
I’m not saying this to be mean, it’s just facts. It’s amazing to me how far up your ass you’ve managed to cram your head.
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@Half-dude I apologize that you dislike my comments on this thread, however, this website does not support the idea of "revenge rating." You might disagree with me, however, my posts are well written and not necessarily within the definition of :dumb: or :islamic:.
Revenge rating is punishable on this forum, I suggest you think carefully of how you rate others posts from here on.
Revenge rating is punishable on this forum, I suggest you think carefully of how you rate others posts from here on.
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He was complaining about his dad a few pages back so my guess is his parents prob split because his dad was so ashamed of having such a pathetic loser as a son. Guess his mom moved to WA and he tagged along because what else do you do when you’re almost 30, live at home and have no job?
So is quadruple posting but that hasn’t stopped him from doing it. They need to take away his ability to rate posts like they did with Mylarballonfan.
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Dumb and Islamic Content are both subjective ratings. I think it’s probably safe to say that a person who has sex with a car has a different idea of what constitutes either of those things.
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Awwww </3 But Diana, if you get me banned then you won't ever get to have the satisfaction of saying you chased me off by hurting my feelings? : ) We don't want that do we?
Also don't look now, but while you guys have been so busy focusing on me, I found out what it is that @diana and @Dia de Muertos get off on. I can see why you try to hard to divert attention from yourselves onto me now, sick stuff!
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Hey @Half-dude would you have sex with a helicopter, and if so which one?
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I have emetophobia and this triggered me. I'm triggered. I hope you're happy.
Have you got any attraction to buildings or towers, or is it strictly cars?
Fun fact: The Eiffel Tower is married:
Thoughts on the woman marrying Tetris?
http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/05/woman...elationship-calculator-called-pierre-7206091/
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Are you just now understanding this?
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Pretty good buddy, it's on the upturn.
Ya see Pickle-Rick, that's the interesting thing about the internet, which as a seasoned troll I'm sure you know. You could tell someone just about anything you want about yourself to serve your needs with the anonymity of these forums. Like for example, I bet you didn't know that I'm actually Elon Musk, Ian & Half-dude is just an alter-ego I created to publish my car porn drawings under. ; ) Oops, secrets out. Just remember my friend, "no one has a good enough memory to be a successful liar."
Your facts betray you, yes, art is subjective. But what you like to pretend isn't the case is that the perception of what is good art is also subjective. But go on, keep telling me how much my art sucks without offering to show anything from your own portfolio to compare it to if it makes your little pickle penis hard, I like helping people after all. Though again your anonymity backfires, because even if you did show me your portfolio there's almost no way for you to prove that it's really your art without doc dropping yourself.
Speaking of all this, you all are pretty much convinced I'm really Half-dude, then if you really think about it I just showed up here one day saying that I was. For all you know, I'm an alpha troll who's been playing you the whole time. Think about that for awhile.
Congrats, now you can make a car twerk every time you shake your boob. : )
If either of those addresses are even right anymore.
LOL!
Well it occurred to me as to why I should care if I'm doing something that annoys you.
Those mofos no everything.
I couldn't say, I've never talked to one. : T Maybe you should, I'm guessing you own one.
Sorry Nig, Edward Smith already beat me to the punch. He fucked everyones favorite TV helicopter Airwolf back in the day.
Which begs the question as to why you guys waste so much time on bugging me when Edward goes out of his way to be a creepy rapist on international television.
I will say though, Airwolf did have one fine shiny tight lil ass though...
As for me? If I had my pick, from my days of playing Call of Duty, I'd probably go for some sexy Russian booty in the form of an Mi-8.. those things have the kind of badonkadonk to write home to momma about! *SPANK*
Even if art is subjective, there is technique involved, and technique, unlike talent, requires learning. If you start out believing you have nothing to learn, you won’t learn anything.
As for whether we only have the honor system to prove that you are who you say you are, it doesn’t really matter. It doesn’t matter who you are, what you’re saying is amusing. Even if you’re not actually Ian, your performance as Ian is the focus, not your actually identity.
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I, want to fuck a helicopter in the ass
"He wants to fuck a copter in the ass!"
That's right kids.
I tried to fuck your moms Hummer in the ass.
I tried to fuck your dads motorcycle in the ass.
Could only find the helicopter... And its ass.
We wanna fuck a helicopter in the ass
We wanna fuck a helicopter in the ass
We wanna fuck a helicopter.
I tried to fuck a fucking Ford Pinto in the ass
"AYE CHIMICHANGA GONNA EXXXPLODE!!!"
I tried to fuck a fucking Ford Pinto.
Then I found the copter.
"Hey asshole you're trespassing on federal property!"
It was a government helicopter.
We want to fuck a helicopter in the ass.
We want to fuck a helicopter in the ass.
Wanna fuck a helicopter.
In its ass.
"He wants to fuck a copter in the ass!"
That's right kids.
I tried to fuck your moms Hummer in the ass.
I tried to fuck your dads motorcycle in the ass.
Could only find the helicopter... And its ass.
We wanna fuck a helicopter in the ass
We wanna fuck a helicopter in the ass
We wanna fuck a helicopter.
I tried to fuck a fucking Ford Pinto in the ass
"AYE CHIMICHANGA GONNA EXXXPLODE!!!"
I tried to fuck a fucking Ford Pinto.
Then I found the copter.
"Hey asshole you're trespassing on federal property!"
It was a government helicopter.
We want to fuck a helicopter in the ass.
We want to fuck a helicopter in the ass.
Wanna fuck a helicopter.
In its ass.
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Aww I'm sorry Piga, didn't mean to trigger you. : (
No I don't really understand the building attraction, it may be a gender thing it seems more female OS people are into buildings and more male OS people are into cars. THOUGH I will admit that when I was little I did have an obsession with an abandoned house in my old home town. I called it "the haunted house by PetsMart" because it was across the street from one. It was this huge yellow house with these really distinct three windows in the middle front of it. I used to draw pictures of it all the time and I remember wanting to build it when I grew up lol. It did have quite a presence though, I even got to go inside a little, went around to the backdoor through the kitchen but unfortunately the friend we were with that was leading us saw a bum so we ran out. >>
You're talking to the wrong person if you're trying to tell someone that didn't know already that the Eiffel Tower was married. In fact, since it's me, you're going to get schooled. Erika is actually just married to the Berlin Wall now, because of that horrible documentary that god made about her, the French officials banned her from getting anywere near the Eiffel Tower so their relationship was basically crushed. All because of bigotry.
Nope, no thoughts on that woman, just another OS person. OS- Objectum Sexuality... Objectum... Object... it's not just cars guys.
Correction, "humans" can. Just most don't ever think or care to try. >_> I think most people prefer the ignorant bliss to the idea anyway, then they don't have to feel the moral weight that they killed something when they wreck a car.
There are some talented as fuck furry artists, I know, I'm on FA and I watch serveral. I've never had formal training in art, it's all learned on my own. Lets of trial and error and practice and I'm getting better every year. Also I usually don't put a TON of effort into my porn drawings because I know they'll have a limited type of people I can show it off to.
You writing a song there? : P
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That's too bad, she wasn't doing anything illegal from what I've heard.
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I've always liked older, banged up or weathered buildings like this one for some reason.
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