Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker

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My friends and I are all really big gear heads and we jokingly do hand motions like we're jacking off when we're driving and see a really cool car.

Or we say stuff like "holy shit, that Lamborghini is so sexy, I just wanna be inside it" meaning like, you know we want to drive it.

Now that I've seen the things I've seen in this thread it's like, not funny anymore, goddamn. Fuck, I need brain bleach.

Jesus fucking christ, those drawings.

Also, why do these dudes who fuck cars always pick the crappiest cars to get aroused by?
 
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I guess I can understand why some furries are attracted to planes. Their designs mimic birds, so I think there's some sort of mental reaction that associates airplanes with raptors, for instance. They are slender, powerful, elegant machines with large wings and a pointy "face"; these characteristcs also might correlate to dragons and other creatures. I want to go Freud and say there is something phallic about planes as well, but maybe this is what the internet's been doing to me.

I'm still trying to understand the attraction to cars, though. I mean, I'm pretty sure most of us think some cars have beautiful designs, but I hardly find it plausible to extrapolate it to physical attraction. You can find many things handsome, which incites a positive emotion, some type of harmless "pleasure", but not want to fuck them.

So, yeah, I'd consider it a paraphilia. I'm sure psychologists have a "reasonable" explanation for the behavior, but it doesn't make it any less disturbing. I'm really troubled about this guy's "relationship" with his car. Watching him stroke the wheel and panel and talk erotically to it was just... Unsettling, to say the least. "Awkward" isn't enough to cover it.

And also I agree with posts above comparing anthropomorphized objects and people. If you're giving appliances and inanimate objects human characteristics and emotions, you might as well try interacting with people. It's going to be a lot more rewarding and... Well, real.
 
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ZehnBoat said:
this guy thinks his car is alive, and loves him back?
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Right, we can't deny that cars can make emotional connections with us, and they're dutiful companions and partners, so people can grow to love their cars, but it's in the same way that someone can love a dishwasher or dryer. I had a hell of a time selling my very first truck, wanted to keep it forever but I realized that it's a machine, and someone else can make better use of it than I can.
 
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TheUltimatePickle said:
Also, why do these dudes who fuck cars always pick the crappiest cars to get aroused by?
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Yeah, this is what baffles me. Certain cars are often aesthetically beautiful, so I could understand wires getting crossed and that translating into sexual attraction. Certain sports cars are quite curvy, so again, I could understand that causing confusion. But the cars that these people are into (and Lord I never realised until today that there were so many) are functional and ordinary, in some cases downright ugly.
 
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SonChu's Oil Change said:
Right, we can't deny that cars can make emotional connections with us, and they're dutiful companions and partners, so people can grow to love their cars, but it's in the same way that someone can love a dishwasher or dryer. I had a hell of a time selling my very first truck, wanted to keep it forever but I realized that it's a machine, and someone else can make better use of it than I can.
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It's more than a dishwasher or a dryer though. I'm a photographer and I don't really get sentimental about my cameras, they're amazing tools, a few of them are even beautiful examples of industrial design but I don't get particularly sentimental when one gets destroyed or it's time to upgrade.

The way I feel about my car is like how Han Solo feels about the Millennium Falcon.

I understand to most people a car is just an appliance but to a gearhead their car is an extension of who they are. I'm constantly upgrading and customizing mine and there's even been a couple of times that I've spent a lot of money fixing it when it probably would have made more sense to just junk it and get something more practical.

I've never felt the urge to draw what it would look like with tits or put my willy in the exhaust though. That's just weird :cryblood:
 
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sonichuis44 said:
This reminds me way too much of Miranda Leek, the pregnant rollercoaster lady, except somehow less classy.
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I don't known what bothers me more; Twisted sounding like a decent story on paper but being almost as autistically written as Sonichu, or her being a SNK fan and drawing pretty decent fanart of it.
 
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Objectum-Sexuals tend to believe in animism, meaning they think that non-living things have some sort of soul/sentience. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animism) It's also been linked to a form of Synesthesia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ordinal_linguistic_personification

Also,

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TheUltimatePickle said:

Also, why do these dudes who fuck cars always pick the crappiest cars to get aroused by?
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That's a good question. If i had to guess, it probably has something to do with neets not being able to afford decent cars. I'm also surprised they're not trying to fuck a Porsche or something they spotted in a parking lot. They're mostly in committed relationships with their shitty old vehicles. One of these guys in a documentary admitted to raping random cars though, so be sure to check your tailpipe for vaseline from time to time. I think it was the same guy who made it his life goal to have sex with "Airwolf"
 
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What hurts most for me is the potential this guy clearly has.

His work isn't mind blowing but give him some time and instruction and he will be doing pretty well. He clearly identifies core traits in art styles such as line weight and shape and mimics them well.

... And then uses them for his strange paraphilia. It's always disappointing when an artist with potential is so overwhelmingly fixated on what makes their loins stir.
 
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