Handsome Men Thread - Men Female Kiwis (and gays) think are handsome

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We need some gratuitous George in the Jungle up in this bitch y'all I wish I was better at secret phone posting because I'd do it.
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Peak. Also apparently George of the Jungle 2 was a different guy?
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So true! Personality plays a big role in (long-term) female attraction. A lot of men don't get that
Women feel physical attraction too, but there's is a lot more to it. Behaviors, attitude, voices, the way someone speaks, hell even clothing may matter more to a woman than a man's appearance.
This. I can watch an objectively gorgeous blonde shirtless man walk by and it does nothing for me. A truly captivating guy has much more than a mere pretty face or body.
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Ryan Reynolds in Free Guy
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Fearless, confident, aloof, non-intimdating, hilarious. Gorgeous.
Witty, funny, he's and good-looking, he's got it all:heart-full:
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Robert Downey Jr in Holmes
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Aloof, genius, also funny, and the "discombobulate" fight scene specifically is ❤️‍🔥🔥 perfection
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In Iron man I find him annoying and attraction level falls to 0 although he may have been objectively hotter.
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Young James Spader. He's an interesting case because he could look super hot or like an absolute dork and not in the cute way.
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Reminds me of Hunk from Resident Evil. I remember some girls were into Hunk. I think it's the mask. I lost interest once we got the "Generic Marine" face reveal.
Masks/face coverings makes it easier for me to find someone attractive because I can't judge their personality off their face and personality is major in finding someone attractive or not imo
 
Ricardo Montalbán. I was head-over-heels when I saw the Wrath of Khan, and then watched the entirety of Fantasy Island just to see more of him.

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Look at what a god damned pimp he is in that pic.

People think that his chest in the Wrath of Khan was fake, but no sir that was all real. He had mighty-fine pecs.
 
9 pages and no Peter Steele? Now, come on now.
For all his physical size, big guy was apparently emotional and quiet for most of his life. RIP.
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Have you ever noticed how learning/seeing that a man is short just wipes away his attractiveness?
Maybe it's just me. I have a tall beautiful female friend who has a good looking but short-well, my height, or maybe about 5'8 boyfriend.
So it clearly doesn't bother some people.
But for me it just kills it.
We have a squad of not particularly good looking players these days, and I was ready to take Callum Wilson as handsome.
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Then I noticed he wasn't particularly tall. Sad!
There's also basically no good looking footballers now, in that they are seemingly a different build.
They are weedy looking lads now instead of big men.

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Where the David Ginola phenotype gone?

Sidenote - could meevr see Brenda frazer as very handsome because on top of being a bit too perfect looking, he always played pretty dumb characters, especially George in the jungle. It would be like banging a muscular 4 year old.
 
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Jon Bernthal is absolutely perfect. I do love a man with a nose that looks like it's been busted.

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Also Daniel Day Lewis has always been handsome but for some unknown reason, him as Bill The Butcher just killed me.

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Ricardo Montalbán. I was head-over-heels when I saw the Wrath of Khan, and then watched the entirety of Fantasy Island just to see more of him.

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Look at what a god damned pimp he is in that pic.

People think that his chest in the Wrath of Khan was fake, but no sir that was all real. He had mighty-fine pecs.
Yes!!! Ricardo was my first celebrity crush, and probably is the reason my subsequent celebrity crushes are classy older dudes with distinctive voices. By all accounts he sounded like a really nice man, I would have loved to meet him and talk with him. A bucket list goal of mine is to see his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and visit the Ricardo Montalban theater (also in Hollywood)
 
Have you ever noticed how learning/seeing that a man is short just wipes away his attractiveness?
Yes! And as a short woman I tried for awhile, I really did, to take one for the team.

Also, squishy guys. I had a crush on a guy at work a long time ago, and it all ended when I grabbed his arm during a stupid ice breaker. He was good looking and his clothes fit him nice, but it turned out he was just skinny fat under there? Bleh.
 
I have a man crush on Lee Marvin. Dude was a man's man who fought in WWII (Pacific Theater) and then played soldiers in movies.
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He did all his own stunts in The Professionals, live fired a machine gun, and pissed off Burt Lancaster by being an alcoholic.
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