Handsome Men Thread - Men Female Kiwis (and gays) think are handsome

Jewish C-list actor (Eric Balfour)
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admiral said:
I guess I kind of have a thing for east asian guys- there were lost of really cute Japanese and Chinese athletes at the olympics this year.
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And here I thought I was alone with that. Let me try this one on you guys:

Takuya Terada​

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He's more on the pretty side but he's got the exact right mix for me, personally.
I prefer men with a pinch more pretty than handsome.

(Don't even know what he exactly he does now or what he is mostly known for - I guess he's is/was a smaller k-pop and k-drama star, also seems to be a talk show regular... nothing really interesting)

An he's unusually tall for a japanese man. And well build, too. Love long legs in men.

@dead in hudson : Hawt.
 
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Anne Hathaway Fan Fan said:
After perusing this thread I can conclusively say the allegation that many BP users are "gooners" with a fujoshi fetish has some merit to it
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And the theory that moids desperately want to prove that women are porn addicted coomers like themselves, and need to shit up every single fucking thread on the farms with retarded womanhate takes, is proven once again
 
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crazedaze said:
And the theory that moids desperately want to prove that women are porn addicted coomers like themselves
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Well you can't shake our collective heads like an Etcha-a-sketch and make us forget about the BP gooner DM leaks. They happened.
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retarded womanhate takes
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Why would I hate women? Hating half of our species is a sign of serious mental illness. I simply find it amusing how many of these choices were gay men
 
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Anne Hathaway Fan Fan said:
Well you can't shake our collective heads like an Etcha-a-sketch and make us forget about the BP gooner DM leaks. They happened.

Why would I hate women? Hating half of our species is a sign of serious mental illness. I simply find it amusing how many of these choices were gay men
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SIR THIS IS THE HANDSOME MEN THREAD
Now show us your faggot fantasies or get the fuck out nobody cares about your retarded bullshit holy fuck lmao
 
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Anne Hathaway Fan Fan said:
Well you can't shake our collective heads like an Etcha-a-sketch and make us forget about the BP gooner DM leaks. They happened.

Why would I hate women? Hating half of our species is a sign of serious mental illness. I simply find it amusing how many of these choices were gay men
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20 posts by known basket cases in some long forgotten dm chain are proof all bp posters are rotten fujoshi, whole books written about incest, fucking dogs, piss orgies , various porn posts in coomerleaks and catler dms are nothing burger and proof of nothing.

Am i getting this right?
 
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(Opening music plays as the camera pans over a sun-drenched kiwi farm)

"In this scorching landscape, a formidable predator roams, ruled by instinct and coom. Meet the Common Retard, a master of hilarity and opportunism. With eyes that seem to gleam with mischief, this carnivore stalks its prey, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.

(Note: Camera zooms in on a Retard, its ears perked up, as it pads silently across the grass)

"Despite its reputation as a moron, the Common Retard is a skilled hunter, capable of shitting up any thread with its powerful inceldom. Its razor-sharp tongue and Google image-Fu make short work of even the toughest BP threads.

(Camera shows a close-up of the Retard's jaws, as it smirks valiantly, "BPgoonergate" freshly dangling from its maw)

"As we watch this wild animal in its natural habitat, that being women's spaces, we're reminded of the delicate balance of the ecosystem, and the vital role that Retards play in maintaining the balance between women's opinions and moid tantrums.

(Camera pans out, as the Retard disappears into the underbrush, the sun dipping below the horizon)

"In this unforgiving yet majestic landscape, the Common Retard reigns supreme, a testament to the enduring power and beauty of the natural world."
 
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Justa Grata Honoria said:
Am i getting this right?
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No, that sounds more like a crowd sourced response prepared for an argument I'm not making.
crazedaze said:
(Opening music plays as the camera pans over a sun-drenched kiwi farm)

"In this scorching landscape, a formidable predator roams, ruled by instinct and coom. Meet the Common Retard, a master of hilarity and opportunism. With eyes that seem to gleam with mischief, this carnivore stalks its prey, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.

(Note: Camera zooms in on a Retard, its ears perked up, as it pads silently across the grass)

"Despite its reputation as a moron, the Common Retard is a skilled hunter, capable of shitting up any thread with its powerful inceldom. Its razor-sharp tongue and Google image-Fu make short work of even the toughest BP threads.

(Camera shows a close-up of the Retard's jaws, as it smirks valiantly, "BPgoonergate" freshly dangling from its maw)

"As we watch this wild animal in its natural habitat, that being women's spaces, we're reminded of the delicate balance of the ecosystem, and the vital role that like the Retards play in maintaining the balance between women's opinions and moid tantrums.

(Camera pans out, as the Retard disappears into the underbrush, the sun dipping below the horizon)

"In this unforgiving yet majestic landscape, the Common Retard reigns supreme, a testament to the enduring power and beauty of the natural world."
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Immediately writing a gay fanfic about me proves my point. Now post the twinks you want to beard for, hussy
 
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Not ashamed to admit that Jerma is very handsome. Not into streamers, so I only know him through friends, but every time I see him I am just shocked by how cute he is.

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I guess streamers do so well because being funny with a nice voice can push handsome guys into the extremely handsome range. I don't condone parasocial simping, but I do understand why people like it. Null benefits from this phenomenon, too--

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He's a handsome guy, and from what I've seen of MATI, his voice is nice and he's funny. It guess streaming was invented to emulate the feeling of hanging out with someone or talking to them, so it's way easier for people to convey attractiveness-of-personality. And thus, the simp was born.
 
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