Crossposting from
predictions thread:
Up to Three Submissions for Card:
1. Null wins his lolsuits against Melinda Scott and Russel Greer. Coping and seething ensues.
2. Some time in the summer of 2023 some minor happening leads to another crusade against the Farms. After a lot of doomposting and outages the forum prevails. Coping, seething and memoryholing ensues.
3. One of Kiwi Farms users is doxed as a high-profile individual.
Additional Predictions:
Likely:
1. Ethan Ralph gets severely beaten or suffers a stroke or a heart attack. Declining health puts the future of his streaming career into question.
2. Russian-Ukrainian war ends. Resolution doesn't satisfy anybody. Situation remains tense.
3. Keffals continues his descent into obscurity. Attempts to reignite interest in his content are unsuccessful. By the end of this year only the most dedicated followers on KF pay attention to him and he bitterly embraces this audience.
Less-Likely:
1. Vordrak's actions catch up to him. Loses his house after a lost defamation lawsuits or is accused of sexual assault.
2. First rumors about a new pandemic start circulating some time in the late 2023.
3. Yandere Simulator is released to middling critical and commercial success.
Wtf, lol?
1. After being banned from KiwiFarms Pamela Swain starts taking her meds and begins therapy which is surprisingly successful. Urged by her therapist she's working on a book: a thriller partially based on her delusions. Her book becomes a hit and by the end of 2023 lands on The New York Times Best Seller list.
2. MerriedxReldnahc's animated short "Mr Woggle-Bug Learns to Say No to Drugs" is featured during a film festival and becomes a surprise hit, igniting interest in Wogglebug. Thousands of ironic and unironic fans rush to get their DVD's and plushies from WogglebugLover's online store. Wogglebug becomes a household name. By the end of 2023 she's a multimillionaire. She's still not allowed to leave her house without supervision.
3. Dana Cain's theological lectures attract more and more people. Soon a cult of Dana-worshipers is formed. First small but it grows fast and soon you can hear a Cainite preaching the message of Dana Cain on every street corner. Dana remains an insufferable bitch and in the end her cultists offer her as a bloody sacrifice to herself.
