Happy 2023 - Drunk Spergery

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Happy New Year! I predict lots of sneeding on one side and a lot of seething, coping and dilating on the other side.
 
Many people are predicting Ralph's death; if that does happen, I predict PPP will receive the curse currently inhabiting ralph and go fully off the deep end. Godwinson, unable to truly cast his old brother-in-arms aside, will show his true reptilian nature before leaving the internet forever (for real this time).
 
I really don’t see Ethan Ralph making it through the year without being in a cartel snuff video at this point. Boogie lives against the wishes of the masses. Ethan Klein gets arrested for terrorist threats. The farms get blamed for a mass suicide at the Tranch
 
Null said:
ok retards what's your predictions for 2023
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> Keffuffle will start to DE transition after admitting to regretting the surgery
> Rakets will start to slowly fall off faster and faster untill they do something dramatic to get attention back
> Jim will figure out what flavor of disease he has finally
> A major youtube troon will anhero without leaving a note
 
DSP - will out live another one (or 10)

ALR - channel death

Chantal - simps for Nader again

Chibi - talking to minors on discord (too easy)

Boogie - dead 🌈
 
hopefully the farms lives long and troons fuck off.
-major Trans detransitions
-youtuber/famous lolcow transitions
-Jim sterling gets accused of grooming or some gay shit
- Kanye dates a troon
I'm drunk, happy new years
 
Brutality said:
Likely
-. Chris Chan will be put into an institution not knowing that the true and honest Liquid Chris has returned
-. Ethan Ralph will get another girl knocked up and leave Meigh and the Foal.
-. Jim passes the torch and retires his internet presence to spend the last of his days in peace.

Less Likely
-. Keffals Joins the 41% Hall of Shame
-. PPP has a heart attack on livestream immediately after breaking his chair
-. Kanye Suicides by Cop in a manic episode

wtf lol
-. Patrick Tomlinson is exposed as a serial killer who grinds black children into pepperoni in his basement
-. Escalation of Russia/Ukraine War leads to WW3
-. Nick Fuentes comes out of the closet
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3 more Predictions since 2022 isn't over for me yet

-. LFJ Will get completely ostracized from his tech circles after constantly screeching into the void
-. KingCobraJFS will have a medical episode on stream due to alcoholism
-. Rekieta cuck tape releases

See y'all in a few hours for 2023 kiwis
 
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