Happy 2023 - Drunk Spergery

[Climaxing Sunset]

My predictions for 2023:
1). Ralph and Meigh separate, Ralph hollers, gets his aaa kicked by cartels
2). Nick Fuentes will become less active on Cozy.gov, leaving a power vacuum and a new AF Civil War of aurism
3). Russia and Ukraine war will continue, likely escalating as Russia becomes more desperate to try to end the war
4). Troons will still target the farms

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

I’m optimistic that this will be the year my consciousness will escape being trapped in the Merge so that I can once again run peacefully across the fields of Jannah.

…But I’m not counting on it.

Oh and Gunt will get his ass kicked again in a foreign land.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

ok retards what's your predictions for 2023

Chris-chan gets gangbanged in prison.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Amberlynn Reid will die without showing laygs.

 

[102]

St. George will descend from the heavens and create a Utopia on Earth for the righteous BLACK race. This event, known as the Merge, will be initiated after the RepubliKKKans ban abortion, to which St. George will step in to save women's rights by guaranteeing free abortions performed by shooting pregnant women in the stomach.

If you are a WHITOID, in that you do not possess yakubian black KING KNOWLEDGE, you must have a Ceremonial Alter to George ready by midnight, or you will be eternally damned. It's kinda like the Jews in Ancient Egypt putting lambs blood on their doorways. If you don't have a shrine with spiritual offerings of Fentanyl and Bananas to St. George, you will eternally burn in an infinite nigger BLM riot. I've already prepared a life-sized statue, pictured below, to ensure my life is spared by the eternal godly Saint that is George Perry Fentanyl Faggot Floyd Jr.

 

[drfuzzyballs]

Chris will finally get out of the slammer and establish himself as messiah.

 

[Divine right to rule]

The Tranch gets raided by police

Ethan Ralph will be a silly fat man

Some Troon will commit a mass shooting

Chris gets out and immediately starts sperging on the internet again

Chantal becomes a tradwife and Peetz troons out for real in a desperate attempt to cope

Spoony will shit himself and do nothing

 

[FatalTater]

Shit's gonna get worse over the next year or two.
We gotta guard this site with everything we got, we're going to need it.
AND!
Amber will never lose weight, only viewers.

 

[gaystoner]

Kanye makes a suicide pact to get visitation rights.

Fuentes gets excruciated by every right wing and becomes even lower than richard spencer in the eyes of the public.

Ralph....abusing pantsu comes to light.

AF throws more followers under the bus to the feds.

Baked Alaska gets a tat in jail and pretends to be black when he comes out...spiraling into more drug/gambling abuse and he ends up back in jail.

Beardson has a suicide threat stream as he gets ousted as the 'bulldog' of the nickfirst movement.

 

[Forgetful Kiwi]

I wil start remvbering my paswodrs

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

I'll finally get my kiwi patches.

 

[MoonNooner]

1) Trannies and other assorted degenerate faggots will continue to illegally attack this site, and they will unfortunately face zero consequences for doing so.
2) Cyraxx will reach an entirely new level of sperginess. Honestly the most entertainment I've gotten out of a lolcow since Chris Chan went to jail.
3) ???
4) Profit

 

[SandyCat]

Jim Sterling will fall to 700k subs or below

 

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[Bowl of Ramen]

NYC protests of drag queen story hour escalate to violence by queer counter protesters.

I actually have a similar prediction. Normies finally rear their head against the forced sexualization of children. Not major violence, but enough kerfuffles for the queer community to cry martyrdom.

 

[Stasi]

Tranny apocalypse 2023, normies turn on the troons and we all go back to the way things were in the mid 2000s.

Spoiler

 

[Amazing Criminal]

Ethan Klein will "joke" about bombing the wrong institution and finally get yezhov'd by Suzan.

 

[Wol]

ok retards what's your predictions for 2023

God china virus election 2.0
More drama involving TF2
Russia fucks off after sending all their blood in the war but it retains the very far east of Ukraine
Mass mainstream detransition movement + associated big pharma bombshell
Return of deez nuts
Remote control assassins
Sweet Death
All this and more on Predictions That Will Never Happen™

 

[Johnny Salami]

Null starts a PED cycle, immediate starts fucking fat bitches using the dox in the beauty parlor
Tim Pool sex cult
Patrick "Fat" takes the fall for the writers union, denies being in jail
Metekour death arc
Dame Pesos migration to the US arc
The BB forums, a stable in the fitness community, deemed a terrorist organization for their large percentage of incels
The mods of asianmasculinity turn out to to be crossdressing sissies that get fucked NY white Chads
Ethan Ralph finally crosses the line and banned from youtube
Sam Hyde Confronts Hasan 'The Roach" Piker to challenge him to a fight. Hasan shits himself and bans everyone in his chat

 

[Burd Turglar]

Jim somehow outlives Ethan but out of left field, Sargon is beheaded by cultural enrichers.