Happy 2023 - Drunk Spergery

[TexOffender]

Happy new year from the middle of Texas.

 

[Schwarzwald]

Null passes Graf in followers on Poa.st. Graf proceeds to freak the absolute fuck out and takes drastic, hilarious measures in response.

 

[Leblanc]

Nick Rekeita leftoid grifter arc

 

[Spergichu]

ok retards what's your predictions for 2023

something really gay and stupid will happen

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Ethan Ralph will probably get shot by a Mexican.

 

[Captain Chromosome]

Ralph will be killed by the cartel and somehow die before Metokur.
Chantal will continue to vlog but will become a deathbed fatty by October.
Tamers12345 will get targeted by weens and become overly self conscious.
Kanye will be found dead on January 3rd.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

Elon either crashes Twitter into the ground and kills the platform, or unbans Null.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

My prediction for 2023? Vic finally wins, everyone dies from lol/salt overdose, a war will finally erupt in the balkans, and Null will lead them to victory (thereby establishing the Great Republic of Kiwi Farms)

 

[Tom Myers]

Anisa gets a face tattoo.

At least 10 Gunt hollerins. Deadbeat dad v2 arc incoming.

 

[56 others]

I will find a boyfriend free girl.
Every month, some more random bullshit will take down the farms.
Ukraine war will keep going all year.
Nick Fuentes will limp along with his paypiggies
Jim dies, Ralph gets his ass beat trying to desecrate his grave

 

[Leblanc]

Vtuber simp civil war over Pippa's rising popularity

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

Chantal will get fatter.

 

[BubbleButt]

I will die of fat clogging my arteries.

 

[Unique User Name]

I'll continue having piss poor contributions to threads all over the site!

 

[BrunoMattei]

DSP finally burns out the last few dentheads who donate to him so he can play WWE Champions and we have the divorce/moving back in with mom and dad arc.

 

[Bull Kike]

Patrick Tomlinson will call someone a stalker child.

 

[usernames can change now!]

ok retards what's your predictions for 2023

it will be worse than we expect

 

[felted]

I predict that the people of gender (who will never be women) will continue spending their welfare checks on ddosing the farms.

 

[Sneedmiser]

Things will get worse, but at least Kanye West brings Tariq Nasheed onto his campaign to replace Nick Fuentes.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Tammy Slaton will finally see the sky.