Happy 2023 - Drunk Spergery

[Pissmaster]

Paris Hilton is going to announce her run for president in 2024

 

[Return of the Freaker]

The Ghost of Keeeeeeeeev will resurrect the Martyrs of Snake Island from Russian captivity the grave and they will defect to Santa Putin and on their cheeki breeki sleighride to save "trans kids" from their munchie bpd thot mommies, they will break Chris out of jail, officially kicking off The Merge

 

[johnny johnny yes papa]

DSP will continue to outlive his detractors.

 

[thebigjoel]

ok retards what's your predictions for 2023

At the beginning of February, for mysterious reasons, the Kiwi Farms will end its saga.

 

[Yet Another Wanker]

DeSantis gets busted with all the CP. Trannys celebrate by 1000 forced penis removals on 10 year old. In response Liberals beg Putin to Nuke the USA to put an end to this filth.

 

[Rain Team Pepe]

Null streams himself playing: Rainbow Six Siege(again).
Ethan Ralph loses a limb to an accident.
Heela Klein divorces H3H3.
Chantal gets divorced.
Lucas doesn't make it to 2024.
Pipkin Pipa sings 'Straight outta Compton'
Vtuber subforum opens on KiwiFarms.
Metokur makes a partial recovery but is not well enough to stream.
Joe Bidens has a heart attack.
Disney takes AI image generation the supreme court in a MickeyCopyright2.0 trial.
Elon Musk clowns around for attention.
Kino Casino ends.
Hytale doesn't release.

 

[dirty dishes]

Another year will pass. Something will happen in it.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

CWC will be released from jail and will hitchhike to Carnegie Hall where he will search for Cole to no avail (because he obviously doesn't actually live there).

 

[G19]

the US cuts off Florida like that one Simpsons episode

 

[Kalsarikännit]

ok retards what's your predictions for 2023

Gay shit, already at 11, going to 11.5, I will be happy if Kiwifarms survives the year.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

ok retards what's your predictions for 2023

shit's gonna get worse, then maybe it'll start getting better a little at a time.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Ethan will have a heart attack on stream during one of his patented spack attacks brought about by yet another ayyyylawg making him look like a fucking retard.

 

[thegooddoctor]

ok retards what's your predictions for 2023

Keffals will still not be a woman.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

I expect Null to be ooperating as usual, another DDoS attack, and the farms to be surviving and making the trannies seethe.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Liz Dong-Gone Jones will launch more DDoS attacks.

Trannies will declare war on us, yet again.

If the site goes down, Null will write his autobiography/manifesto and title it Mad at the Internet.

Maybe I'll become a mod? Who knows.

All I know for sure is that people will be retards, and until the trannies succeed in bringing us down, we will be there to document it.

 

[Salubrious]

Happy New Year to my favorite niggers, faggots, and niggerfaggots.

I predict chaos and stupidity in 2023.

 

[Shrekking Crew]

I foresee beginning of the end for Troonpaca Killing Fields and their closing within the year.
EDP will probably die before the middle of the year.
Gibes will manage to avoid getting knockers for another year and continue to rue the sealing of the amhole while couch-hopping after the Tranch closes.
Byuu and Shmorky will come back in some notable capacity somehow. Perhaps merged into some sort of super-pedo chimera. Neither alive nor dead. But definitely craving children.
I will continue to post shittily.

Happy 2023!!!!!

 

[Kier]

For the first time I'm legally drunk posting on new years. Fuck trannys. Fuck fsggots, long luce the sneed

 

[thashell]

Happy New Years, Kiwis

 

[fake farts]

Happy New Years. I predict 2023 will bring more obnoxious DDoSing from men who, despite how hard they desperately try, will never be women.
Fuck you, trannies!