Happy Birthday Chris! - aka the big 3-5 is here

[Holdek]

Give it two minutes.

No it's all ruined now.

 

[The Fool]

I stood up straight like a soldier and gave a solute to the entire Christian Love Day video because I am a proud patriot.

 

[Elaine Benes]

 

[Null]

 

[Strelok]

I miss old Chris. This was his best birthday attire ever.

There are so many questions, and no answers.

 

[Zach_Kun]

Happy birthday, Chris!

 

[An Ghost]

His birthday video rings truer than ever. All of us Sonichu fans on the Kiwi forums join our hands and fight against the forces of tyranny and tranny-y. God bless Mean Lean Pristine Christine.

 

[JE 765]

A year older, but none the wiser.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

HAPPY CHRISTIAN LOVE DAY!!!!!!!!!

 

[shecameforcwc]

When does he start bitching about all the presents he didn't get?

 

[IwegalBadnik]

When does he start bitching about all the presents he didn't get?

I'm sure we'll be graced with a Facebook post or video to address that matter soon.

 

[Golly]

Chris now qualifies for an extremely tragic method version of the musical "Company" featuring the echoes of his troll sweethearts and longing for the intimacy of the relationships his hedgehog creations have.

Spoiler: Brief plot summary of Company

Bobby, the main character, is turning 35. His friends (all married) throw him a surprise party. Bobby, who is unmarried, examines their relationships over the course of the show, while reflecting on his own past relationships. In the end, he has a breakdown and longs to have an emotionally meaningful romantic attachment.

btw I recommend the 2006 Revival recording

I'll just leave this here. :autism:

 

[Yhwach]

We should send Chris a birthday cake with 'JULLLAAAY' or 'die chris' written on it, then have Bluespike in drag jump out of the cake with a blowtorch to burn down the house.

Okay, we should probably save that for 40.

 

[Kabobs]

35 years of autism and counting.

 

[Conrix]

Fuck Chris

He ruined everything for everyone just by not realizing that he ruins things for people just by fucking breathing.

I hope he dies of a McDonalds induced heart attack so America can fianlly ban all fast food and make all the fuckign autistic peopel besides me cry like babies so I can record their screams

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Meh I'll say what I say every year, I don't begrudge anybody a little happiness on their Birthday.

 

[Un Platano]

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I miss old Chris. This was his best birthday attire ever.

There are so many questions, and no answers.

It's still the same OPL, it's just now he's boring and trying to unsuccessfully to fight against his own limitations.
You could never fight autism and win, that face is proof.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Chris now qualifies for an extremely tragic method version of the musical "Company" featuring the echoes of his troll sweethearts and longing for the intimacy of the relationships his hedgehog creations have.

Spoiler: Brief plot summary of Company

Bobby, the main character, is turning 35. His friends (all married) throw him a surprise party. Bobby, who is unmarried, examines their relationships over the course of the show, while reflecting on his own past relationships. In the end, he has a breakdown and longs to have an emotionally meaningful romantic attachment.

btw I recommend the 2006 Revival recording

I'll just leave this here. :autism:

Spot on, save for the fact Chris will never want or have the epiphany Bobby had.

 

[Conrix]

Ok so some faggot hotpocket deleted my post for being an "a-log". fuck them i hope they drown in their heroin vomit