Has Chris mellowed too much?

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Mason Verger said:
I was just talking about this with another kiwi, I feel like some of the trolling really gave Chris some purpose in life. He had torrid love affairs with multiple women including Hollywood starlets, arch-enemies with vast resources, a beloved comic and fans the world over. Though it was all a ruse, for a short time it must have felt like an autistic Hemingway novel to him. You haven't tasted the sweet nectar of life until you've had a woman hang herself because she wasn't allowed to see you and hid from an assassin under the stuffed animals on your couch..
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At the height of the trolling, it was probably his only human contact outside of Bob and Barb. He was banned from the Game Place, and Megan quit being friends with him. But he had "fans" and "sweethearts".

It took him a really long time to learn, but he obviously knows better. There was a period of time a few years ago where he pretty much had no internet presence at all. Whether he missed the attention, or truly has a compulsion, for one reason or another he's gone back to making a spectacle of himself online.
 
Chris was in his 20s then, he's in his mid 30s now. He's mellowed in the way that anyone who moves from those age brackets has. He just doesn't have the retarded amounts of energy that evolution grants you at 20 anymore. Combine with god knows what mental issues he's developed since then, least of which I wouldn't be surprised if run of the mill depression has set in, and of course he's more subdued.
 
Moscardino said:
Remember during Classic Chris antics where he'd get all hyped up, scream, his body flailing insanely and boot out some incredible catchphrases?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=aOde2tFfLkU
Nowadays, despite being more wary of trolling than ever (and still being decieved), Chris barely seems to wrack up anything more than pathetic whining. He doesn't get angry, he just gets moany. His postings still have a lot of capitals and exclamation marks but in footage he seems to be too exhausted and depressed to muster more than a few sighs and seems more happy trying to gain sympathy. I miss when he would scream so loud and fast that he'd lose his train of thought and forget himself.

Look at the last big trolling attempt with Johan and the lesbian couple. Chris barely raised his voice when attacking Johan's character. He sat, picking away at his fingers and quietly mumbled away to himself. Sure, he had the video where he acted out what happened with lego figures, but he was really subdued and barely intelligable with the baby talk voices. I expected him to blow up when the polls came back with Johan the winner, bashing his character for STD's and such, but it was just forgotten about and never brought up again.

Do you think we'll ever see a fired up Chris again? and what do you think caused him to be more mellow? Age:c, tiredness*sigh*, trying to be more ladylike:tomgirl:, maturing (:_(?
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IMO, Chris just has less on his plate is all.
He has the ability, but the biggest troll we've gotten recently is Catherine, and that wasn't an "Angry" troll (Clyde Cash, etc.) but more of a "Sulking" troll. (Any of the troll girlfriends, Ivy comes to mind the biggest personally)
 
Straight Outta Cwcville said:
It wasn't that long ago he pepper sprayed someone over Sonic's arms, I don't think he's mellowed too much.
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I agree with this. Chris isn't a teenager anymore and has been unhealthy toward himself the entire time. At 30+ he simply wouldn't have the energy to tard out, but he is just as vile on the inside and will lash out if given the means to do it with low energy.
 
Chris is living his autumn. His mental and physical health has been rotting since Bob's death, and now he got worse carving an unclit 2.0 in his infected taint. He isn't young anymore, his prime passed years ago. Just like a sick cow, he can't give us milk like before because he's broken inside. He's the man on his house and he has to look after of a dying Barb and his ''beloved'' pets, he has real responsabilities right now.
He's running into the hell he had made with his multiple errors since he was born. Barb's days are counted, when her death comes, something inside him will wake up, it could be the realization that he's on his own. That time will be more spectacular than the pre-Bob's death era because he's the master of his life. He can chimpout because something on his house is broken and he will blame it to the trolls, rant about the cotton ceiling because no lesbian wants to touch his neovagina, or maybe he goes to jail because of some stupid shit he makes on public. Never substimate the power of being a huge cow that he has.
 
Cuntster said:
Don't worry, when Blorblax eventually kicks the bucket I'm sure we'll see a shitload of Cole-directed tard-rage again.

Also he got pretty fired up in the video about the GameStop ban.
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I wonder if Chris will go on a tirade and blame trolls for Barb's death and their shut-in lifestyle.
"It's not because me and my mudder were terrible people"
 
He certainly has mellowed out in the sense he doesn't tard rage anymore. And it's definitely a combination of suffering the consequences of his actions(see: macing), his shitty lifestyle catching up with him, and the years of trolling wearing on him. He's still stupid and gullible and when he finds out he has been trolled it's nothing new to him. That's not to say he still doesn't do really fucking stupid things still(see: taint rot) but he doesn't react the same way he used to.

I do miss spry Chris. Spry Chris was malleable. Good times.
 
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