Has Chris mellowed too much?

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I am reading from the start ( introduced to Chris chan via the faux vagina and then from pure curiously and nosiness went to page 1 of these forums ) so please correct me if I am totally misunderstanding this person but aside from the whole " God told me to " nonsense could he want a child because it's the " normal " thing to do ? In any case I hope it never happens.
 
The truth is chris has continued to do nothing wrong, people who hate on him are often just as autistic if not more so than him. Take a look at all the bad jokes and hatred on wrong think here. Chris is honestly a good guy.
 
therealghostbuster said:
The truth is chris has continued to do nothing wrong, people who hate on him are often just as autistic if not more so than him. Take a look at all the bad jokes and hatred on wrong think here. Chris is honestly a good guy.
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Macing a Gamestop employee and trying to run over Michael Snyder for no legimate reasons makes Chris a honestly good guy? It appears you're as autistic as Chris himself, if not more than him.
 
The truth is, your jealous of the fact that people want to pay attention to chris. I mean look at this, you sit around on the internet talking about him. Yeah what a great life you have there. Chris hasn't done anything that is against gods law and therefore, he's a righteous man. Go ahead and accept it now, cumskin ( I'm no cumskin, my avatar is me, and I'm 50 percent cherrokee). Go ahead and get back to your pringles and sobbing.
 
therealghostbuster said:
The truth is, your jealous of the fact that people want to pay attention to chris. I mean look at this, you sit around on the internet talking about him. Yeah what a great life you have there. Chris hasn't done anything that is against gods law and therefore, he's a righteous man. Go ahead and accept it now, cumskin ( I'm no cumskin, my avatar is me, and I'm 50 percent cherrokee). Go ahead and get back to your pringles and sobbing.
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Oh lawd...

You do realize that God has nothing to do with any of this, right?
 
therealghostbuster said:
The truth is, your jealous of the fact that people want to pay attention to chris. I mean look at this, you sit around on the internet talking about him. Yeah what a great life you have there. Chris hasn't done anything that is against gods law and therefore, he's a righteous man. Go ahead and accept it now, cumskin ( I'm no cumskin, my avatar is me, and I'm 50 percent cherrokee). Go ahead and get back to your pringles and sobbing.
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What's " cumskin" mean ? Anyhoo I think running someone over and making multiple threats are likely against " Gods law".
 
Not to backtrack anything I said, but from some of the posts I've glossed over, it seems that you all put way too much credence in stuff Chris said ages ago. There's always been an attitude that "Chris never changes" and while fundamentally he's the same person as when we first discovered him, he has changed in the sense that the things he valued when he was wearing the striped rugby shirt and finding a boyfriend-free girl isn't the same things he values now as the confused, lonely middle aged man (he's in his 30s but he's not aging well and I'm being fair on that) that we know of him today.

Maybe he's become somewhat happy. Maybe he's just too old to jump up and down and scream on YouTube. Maybe he realizes that life is too short to rage about people on the Internet saying mean things about him. Or maybe he's entered a depression stage of acceptance.

I like to think he's not flipping out because he's able to be less angry about himself as he sees himself as a pretty woman (no one else would think that, but he thinks it at least) and has some sense of self esteem. But he's still a very lonely person in the sense that he realizes that sex does not solve all of your problems. People put too much credence in the whole Crystal thing but I doubt Chris has that much thought into that now (feel free to prove me wrong otherwise) and at this point, he is sincerely scared of being alone in life. He manages to fuck up every attempt at establishing human companionship and is completely unwilling to do things that could help him make friends with various excuses. At this point, he might just be so depressed that he doesn't really care except how much emotional pain he's in.
 
therealghostbuster said:
The truth is, your jealous of the fact that people want to pay attention to chris. I mean look at this, you sit around on the internet talking about him. Yeah what a great life you have there. Chris hasn't done anything that is against gods law and therefore, he's a righteous man. Go ahead and accept it now, cumskin ( I'm no cumskin, my avatar is me, and I'm 50 percent cherrokee). Go ahead and get back to your pringles and sobbing.
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The truth is, you're jealous of the fact people don't pay attention to you. I mean look at you. You sit around on the internet talking how much you care about him. Yeah what a great life you have there. Chris hasn't done anything that is according to god's law and therefore he's a blasphemous man. Go ahead and accept it now. Go ahead and get back to your Wasabi Clan.
 
As unhealthy/older as he is, i think most of this stems from his anti depressants and hormone treatments. I think he's the same old spaz underneath judging by his stupid posts and videos.

I'm not sold on the idea that he's any wiser to the trolls as their have always been a random factor in which ones he will respond to, just as their is now. I think the reason he is a bit harder to bait is he is only around for money. Making money off his image is his new obsession, not trying to push the mythos of sonichu or do his weird variety shows. I don't think his heart is into the online thing anymore and i'm pretty sure he's only online to sell swag due to other family pressures so if u aint buyin he doesn't care. In short, he's not talking to people because he knows they are trolls, he's not talking to them because he thinks he's a businessman.
 
8chan /cow/ Moderator said:
The truth is, your jealous of the fact that people want to pay attention to chris. I mean look at this, you sit around on the internet talking about him. Yeah what a great life you have there. Chris hasn't done anything that is against gods law and therefore, he's a righteous man. Go ahead and accept it now, cumskin ( I'm no cumskin, my avatar is me, and I'm 50 percent cherrokee). Go ahead and get back to your pringles and sobbing.
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Stop it please, your making me laugh so much I can't breathe
 
8chan /cow/ Moderator said:
The truth is, your jealous of the fact that people want to pay attention to chris. I mean look at this, you sit around on the internet talking about him. Yeah what a great life you have there. Chris hasn't done anything that is against gods law and therefore, he's a righteous man. Go ahead and accept it now, cumskin ( I'm no cumskin, my avatar is me, and I'm 50 percent cherrokee). Go ahead and get back to your pringles and sobbing.
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So, seriously means every word typed, autistic explosion over poorly understood events, or troll shitpost extravaganza? I'm taking all bets here folks!
 
8chan /cow/ Moderator said:
The truth is, your jealous of the fact that people want to pay attention to chris. I mean look at this, you sit around on the internet talking about him. Yeah what a great life you have there. Chris hasn't done anything that is against gods SATAN's law and therefore, he's a righteous disgusting man. Go ahead and accept it now, cumskin ( I'm no cumskin, my avatar is me, and I'm 50 percent cherrokee). Go ahead and get back to your pringles and sobbing.
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FTFY
  • Here are just a few things Chris has done against "god's law"
  • Digging up his dead dog and dancing around with it for the ladies
  • Lusting After His Mother
  • Dressing in Cheap Drag
  • Hating His fellow Man
  • Stealing
  • Theft from a place of business
  • Drawing Disgusting Nude Photographs of Women
  • Hating People that have the same mental illnesses as you do
  • Making the baby Jesus cry by beating his meat to a huge collection of porn
  • Violating his own body with sex toys
  • Exposing his genitals for everyone to see
  • Sex Tape

Graffiti canvas said:
Oh lawd...

You do realize that God has nothing to do with any of this, right?
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They probably meant Satan and got confused because their cerebral cortex is several layers too thin.
 
I'm probably late for the party and everything pretty much said I want to say about that, but I want to add my two cents in. We all agree that Chris-chan is a piece of shit and should have been aborted or Barb swallow him while he was still in liquid form, but like somebody in this thread said, he's optimistic and in a child-like way, hopeful. Even though he has been fooled more than twice and all his sweethearts been revealed to be trolls, he never gives up hope. Hell, even Bluespike couldn't get him to crack. As long as he was alive, tomorrow is another day to get a sweetheart from the ground up. And also like somebody said, he also wants a career, riches and a family. Not to mention love, even though it's selfish and warped version of it. He didn't do the work, but the desire was there. He had hope and a dream.

Than reality bitch slapped him hard.

Hearing this reminds me of the character Gary King from "World's End." He was optimistic and feel like he can take over the world until booze, drugs, and a nervous breakdown broke him.

With combination of trolls, his own stupidity, and his father's death, Chris pretty much lost whatever hope and optimism he had left.

Has Chris mellowed? I think so but not in a entirely healthy way. I also think he's broken. Really broken.

After all the shit the trolls and weens pulled on Chris, what the fuck is left is there to take from him?
 
SuperSushiFighter said:
This

Because of Chris having more experience and being weak in health, he still does crap like this but we have to wait longer than we used to.
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That and I think vlogging as a method of self expression has been on a sharp decline since 2007. Before vlogging was big he was setting up attraction signs and yelling curse ye ha me ha at his dean
 
jessycaca said:
I am reading from the start ( introduced to Chris chan via the faux vagina and then from pure curiously and nosiness went to page 1 of these forums ) so please correct me if I am totally misunderstanding this person but aside from the whole " God told me to " nonsense could he want a child because it's the " normal " thing to do ? In any case I hope it never happens.
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Chris has his own definition of what constitutes normal. In his own little world, it is perfectly normal for GodJesus to tell him through dreams and visions that he should beget a daughter.
 
Considering he just carved a hole into his taint. No. God no. Hell no. He just doesn't video log everything like people did in the late 00s anymore. Now he posts horror pictures and explanations. Remember HE PUT THE HOLE IN HIS OWN TAINT
 
8chan /cow/ Moderator said:
Chris hasn't done anything that is against gods law
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I am not a theologian but I'm willing to bet that guzzling his own cum, drawing creepy porn, making death threats, assaulting random shopworkers, poking holes in his taint and desiring sexual congress with his own mother are all contrary to God's law.
 
Imo he has not mellowed, he just learned to give up more quickly, he keeps trying to do stupid things but when thing doesnt got his way he just shut up and does nothing because is more easy for him to just gave up immediately instead of wasting energy that he doesn't have raging and failing anyway
 
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