Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

[Well Intentioned]

IDK when this was uploaded but to me this looks like Hasan Piker is deliberately underperforming so Sam will underestimate him

Nah. You can pull your punches (or kicks) while still maintaining top form. There are many things wrong with that clip that are all classic “this is what people think doing martial arts is” that you see with a lot of inexperienced or beginner level folks. I don’t know Hasan from a hole in the ground, but I do know a bit about martial arts and I’m super sceptical he’s rope a doping anyone.

Especially with that other clip of him on the bag. No bueno.

 

[AnonymousKot]

Crossover thread!

Can't believe he banned a sub for posting the ghost of Kyiv to his stream!

Remember guys, think before you link!

Spoiler: saved4later

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lmao, he's scared shitless about the candyman, hope more of his fanbase talk about it so that they can see what a spineless grifter he is

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

This is probably a stupid thing to say, but is this really what Hasan looks like? I haven't kept up with him much because all these lefty twitch streamers are the same. But I genuinely thought this was some tranny commentary streamer putting in its 2 cents. "Why does everyone post this same tranny response?" This is really what Hasan looks like? It's not a joke?

He didn't always like 70's gay porn star, but he knew he'd have to switch to some other profession at some point.

 

[MichaelHolly]

You guys need to see this video.
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https://twitter.com/loftiyt/status/1564371643820134405

Downloaded this one off reddit?

 

[heatguye]

Nigger, what the fuck are you talking about

Venganza

 

[Cup Noodle]

Pathetic. I'd fight Sam just for the fun of it. I'd have to gain weight, but I think I could take him. The Candyman may be undefeated, but he hasn't gone up against the Noodleman yet.

 

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

Crossover thread!

Can't believe he banned a sub for posting the ghost of Kyiv to his stream!

Remember guys, think before you link!

Spoiler: saved4later

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Hasan's only pissed because this is the first time his name has ever been associated with anything even remotely funny.

 

[mr.moon1488]

For anyone who hasn't seen the clip yet, Sam uploaded it to his clip channel as a short.

Archive:
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I wish he'd actually do it because it would be hilarious to see the journo swine who've been Hyded having to figure out whether or not the story was true, or they were being trolled again.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Downloaded this one off reddit?

Nope, someone I follow liked it on Twitter and it popped up on my feed.

 

[anustart76]

I just don't get what Piker thinks he'll accomplish by putting notorious mass murderer Sam Hyde into a self-defense situation against the police. Doesn't he know the Ghost of Kiev always gets away with it?

 

[W00K #17]

That was a genuinely funny example of a comedian doing an obvious bit, and Piker is such a little pussy ass fake marxist bitch for immediately contacting the police. Apparently #ACAB stands for "All Communists Are Bitches".

 

[Sammich]

I wish he'd actually do it because it would be hilarious to see the journo swine who've been Hyded having to figure out whether or not the story was true, or they were being trolled again.

Let me preface this, i'm a fucking moron, and i'm fucking stupid. Keep that in mind.
I'd love sam to go through with this and Frank hassle him, and really push it hard. Force the turkroach to run and get a restraining order.

 

[IrrelevantJackDoe]

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Ask and ye shall receive.

This video still has me fucking rolling because he thinks he looks like such a bad ass but you compare it to Sam's kick exercise where he almost knocks the guy holding the pads over multiple times and think "Wow he would actually fucking murder this commie faggot in the ring"

 

[dirt lamb]

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Hassan is a softboy socialist who probably took a small dose of PEDs to get some muscles. His punches lack power and if you watch his hands he opens his thumb. He also doesn't look like he trains legs and back when I used to box my coach would say squats were the best form of weight lifting since it helps with power and can prevent you from falling when you start having shaky legs

He should open up a Curves. I think he'd really thrive there.

 

[SassyDispatch]

Does this fucking piker know that touching the bag is not the same thing as hitting the bag? Someone needs to find that clip of Hasan trying to kickbox. It's the most pathetic shit I've ever seen.

Poor bag never had a chance against this punishing onslaught

 

[Devout Muslim]

I can't even imagine taking Sam's threats seriously, he is always performative with this kind of thing. Hasan making himself look both like a pussy and a retard.

You mean the stuff he said while doing a Conor McGregor impression was part of a performance?

 

[Evil Enchilada]

This video still has me fucking rolling because he thinks he looks like such a bad ass but you compare it to Sam's kick exercise where he almost knocks the guy holding the pads over multiple times and think "Wow he would actually fucking murder this commie faggot in the ring"

Sam is like a greasy ogre: he looks very goofy, but also like someone who could kill you in a couple of punches. Hasan on the other hand, looks like someone drew sharpies and sprayed glitter all over a paper tiger.

 

[Stasi]

Lmao what a fucking pussy, the fucking balls on this guy to start crying about Sam given what he's said in the past

 

[Mister Rogers]

Comedian Sam Hyde will quit YouTube boxing if Hasan Piker turns down callout

Hyde has been making waves throughout KSI's boxing return fight week with his outlandish 'Candyman' persona, but insists that he is very serious about wanting to fight political commentator Piker

www.mirror.co.uk

Legal... murder?

He can't keep getting away with this!

 

[Open Window Maniac]

All
Commies
Are
Bitchmade

The Candyman has been, is still, and will always keep getting away with it.