Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

AssignedEva said:
It might be a cope to avoid confronting that he torpedoed his career.

At one point he could (dubiously) claim to be a political commentator due to working on The Young Turks, but he left that to become a full time streamer and sit next to Ethan Klein waggling his eyebrows. He had a short appearance on the BBC World News channel recently:
but he was so Twitch-rotted that he struggled to answer very basic questions and appeared hopelessly out of his depth (I doubt he'll get invited back).

Hasan now doesn't have the trajectory Hasan in 2017 had. He's not an up and coming young "one to watch" with potential to make it as a serious political commentator, he's a bloke in his thirties who gets constantly embroiled in stupid drama and failed to achieve his potential. (I mean it's :optimistic: to think he could have ever truly become a serious political journalist, but 5-6 years ago it wouldn't have been impossible to believe it could have happened).

He still earns a shittonne of money from Twitch so I'm sure his $200,000 porsche offers him some comfort, but I'm sure he compares himself to his MSNBC presenting uncle and realises that the serious political establishment at best see him as a Literally Who and the majority of his audience are terminally online children. Money can't buy you prestige or validation. Thus he clings to meaningless baubles like this "just chatting" award (even the name of the award is a bit of a slap in the face for someone who thinks I Am Very Smart And Important).
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Imagine taking someone seriously with that fucking set up behind them. It's bad enough with a lot of skype/zoom/teams meetings being done from areas that would give Jordan Peterson a heart attack but the fucking lazy turkroach couldnt set up somewhere else for a minute away from his 1337 streamer area not to mention dress remotely his age. No one gives a fuck about your mic, it doesn't sound good there anyway so it doesn't matter. Goddamn triforce led shit fuck it's embarrassing but maybe his 12 year old fans think it's hilarious.
 
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Brain Problems said:
Imagine taking someone seriously with that fucking set up behind them. It's bad enough with a lot of skype/zoom/teams meetings being done from areas that would give Jordan Peterson a heart attack but the fucking lazy turkroach couldnt set up somewhere else for a minute away from his 1337 streamer area not to mention dress remotely his age
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He was live on stream during that BBC World News interview - that's why he seems extra distracted, he's still glancing at his chat. About sums Hasan up.
 
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Clock me if it's late, but hadn't seen this posted: Hasan crying about being featured on the LSF subreddit because literal nazis want (Sam Hyde) want to kill him.



Sam's response:
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How does anyone defend Hasan from this absolutely bitch made behaviour related to ducking the Candyman? At every opportunity he's sounded genuinely unnerved at the prospect of Sam beating the fuck out of him. There's no room for irony even here, he just acts like a scared bitch the entire time. No jokes, no ducking or weaving, just straight up embarrassment.

It's like watching a buddy in your friend group that someone struck a nerve with and rather than play it off he suddenly clams up and things get awkward so that guarantees shit is going to escalate and never end. The Candyman is never leaving Hasan, it's only going to get worse and worse.
 
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Brain Problems said:
How does anyone defend Hasan from this absolutely bitch made behaviour related to ducking the Candyman? At every opportunity he's sounded genuinely unnerved at the prospect of Sam beating the fuck out of him. There's no room for irony even here, he just acts like a scared bitch the entire time. No jokes, no ducking or weaving, just straight up embarrassment.

It's like watching a buddy in your friend group that someone struck a nerve with and rather than play it off he suddenly clams up and things get awkward so that guarantees shit is going to escalate and never end. The Candyman is never leaving Hasan, it's only going to get worse and worse.
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How does anyone watch Hasan unironically..no fuck that how does anyone watch him even Ironically?

You already have to be a brain dead sycophant to be a part of Hasan's audience and its unlikely they have the brain power to even consider him a cowardly little bitch let alone not immediately push that errant thought down to suck on his nob in his twitch chat.
 
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I kinda want to see what Nick Mullens thoughts are on how much of giant pussy Hasan is being. He's friends with Sam, but also Hasan is friends with the Chapo guys and has had Hasan on TAFS, so it should be a fun dynamic seeing this brocialist hero deal with someone who's very willing to make fun of soy retards
 
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soy_king said:
I kinda want to see what Nick Mullens thoughts are on how much of giant pussy Hasan is being. He's friends with Sam, but also Hasan is friends with the Chapo guys and has had Hasan on TAFS, so it should be a fun dynamic seeing this brocialist hero deal with someone who's very willing to make fun of soy retards
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nick is too strung out on booze and coke and a rapidly failing "talk show" to give a shit about any of that
 
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buttsguy said:
nick is too strung out on booze and coke and a rapidly failing "talk show" to give a shit about any of that
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I think he doesn't care more bc outside of this little bubble, nobody really cares about making fun of Hasan, especially among the cloutchasing comedy world and the Marxist podcasting world seeing his twitch numbers and believing that would translate to views.

As for TAFS failing, idk, I haven't looked at their patreon numbers. Wouldn't be surprising, but it also seems like something they're more invested in than having to do Cumtown for the rest of their lives
 
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Brain Problems said:
Serious question here: who's bigger? Hasan('s ego) or the Young Turks? Hasan has that unearned astroturfed streamer clout with disproportionate reach to the youfsm but TYT has the thin veneer of Proper News™ and whatever sad pedigree that comes with it.
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The better question is who will go broke first? TYT makes DSP e-begging look like a lemonade stand by comparison. While Hasan is limited by all of his teen audience and Twitch viability as a streaming platform.
 
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Chilson said:
How does anyone watch Hasan unironically..no fuck that how does anyone watch him even Ironically?

You already have to be a brain dead sycophant to be a part of Hasan's audience and its unlikely they have the brain power to even consider him a cowardly little bitch let alone not immediately push that errant thought down to suck on his nob in his twitch chat.
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I have definitely tried ironically watching him, it's impossible to not click off the video. He's such a unappealing retard. I would rather watch Destiny even if he's a weird cuck freak himself too.
 
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I wish he'd apply his 88 IQ brainpower to political debating. I think the closest we came was the time he explained Communism to Jesse Lee Peterson by using an anology that saw the workers make loaves bread and get paid in loaves of bread.
 
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As for TAFS failing, idk, I haven't looked at their patreon numbers. Wouldn't be surprising, but it also seems like something they're more invested in than having to do Cumtown for the rest of their lives
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it's not failing, they're making $123,000 a month, this time last year they were making $90k and they just had ernie hudson as a guest lol. they peaked at around $132k around december i think, the patreon went way up in the few months after stav quit, which is pretty funny. hasan hasn't been on the show yet, but they announced that he was going to be a guest a couple weeks ago.
 
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