Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

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AssignedEva said:
I didn't see this posted at the time and have no idea about this event, but this Twitch advert jumped out at me as being particularly terrible:

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Hasan is has muscles, even if they're only glamour muscles and plumped with creatine. However I think some of his posts might be getting photoshopped to make his arms/shoulders bigger - take for example when he played basketball for Creator League:
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I appreciate that a photoshoot might not have happened on the same day (and so he could have had a "pump"), and that camera lenses and flexing will change the apparent size of arm muscles. But there's something that seems a bit off with how big his biceps are compared with on the day, especially his left bicep.
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I can't tell for certain (because if it is a Photoshop job, it's a good one) but it looks like there's some slight artifacts from the liquify tool on his arms. Maybe a retoucher in the House of Highlights production team is responsible and Hasan didn't ask for it, or maybe I'm just being dumb, but it seems a bit off.
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When were these photos taken? Because if this is when he was younger, he actually had muscles then; but he's very much let himself go after becoming rich and famous on Twitch
 
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Chilson said:
Kamala was a nervous wreck and Donny had to go 1v3 against her and moderators. I really don't see how anyone can spin this as anything but a Kamala L, I can see how people might spin it as a Trump...neutral I guess because he didn't really gain or lose anything.

Regardless, its the expected braindead take from the resident turkroach commie.
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Trump has lost the juice compared to 2016 when even people that didn’t like him had to grudgingly accept he was hilarious on the debate stage. As for Kamala, the gayops are out in full force for her. All she had to do was go out there and speak in complete sentences. These are the same (((people))) that spent the past 4 years pretending Biden wasn’t senile
 
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AssignedEva said:
I didn't see this posted at the time and have no idea about this event, but this Twitch advert jumped out at me as being particularly terrible:

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Hasan is has muscles, even if they're only glamour muscles and plumped with creatine. However I think some of his posts might be getting photoshopped to make his arms/shoulders bigger - take for example when he played basketball for Creator League:
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I appreciate that a photoshoot might not have happened on the same day (and so he could have had a "pump"), and that camera lenses and flexing will change the apparent size of arm muscles. But there's something that seems a bit off with how big his biceps are compared with on the day, especially his left bicep.
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I can't tell for certain (because if it is a Photoshop job, it's a good one) but it looks like there's some slight artifacts from the liquify tool on his arms. Maybe a retoucher in the House of Highlights production team is responsible and Hasan didn't ask for it, or maybe I'm just being dumb, but it seems a bit off.
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I might try to check the noise levels to see
 
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110% a photoshop job by someone who doesn't know bodybuilding, fitness, or how fat distribution works.
There is no reason for his right arm to be that lean and pumped while his left arm has lots of body fat covering his skeletal tissue.
And that's not even mentioning his right shoulders being more developed than his left. It's like they belong to a different body altogether.
None of the other shots have this irregularity.
And to call the other shots muscular... that's the average high school I-play-sports physique. It's nothing impressive or nothing that would make one say "Woah that dude's looking buff/jacked".

BTW why's he signalling "white power"? I thought he was against Whitey...
 
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AssignedEva said:
I didn't see this posted at the time and have no idea about this event, but this Twitch advert jumped out at me as being particularly terrible:

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Hasan is has muscles, even if they're only glamour muscles and plumped with creatine. However I think some of his posts might be getting photoshopped to make his arms/shoulders bigger - take for example when he played basketball for Creator League:
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I appreciate that a photoshoot might not have happened on the same day (and so he could have had a "pump"), and that camera lenses and flexing will change the apparent size of arm muscles. But there's something that seems a bit off with how big his biceps are compared with on the day, especially his left bicep.
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I can't tell for certain (because if it is a Photoshop job, it's a good one) but it looks like there's some slight artifacts from the liquify tool on his arms. Maybe a retoucher in the House of Highlights production team is responsible and Hasan didn't ask for it, or maybe I'm just being dumb, but it seems a bit off.
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Everything about Hasan looks fake. Even his arm while shaking hands looks off.
He just looks like a guy that eats and trains (if he even does) for fluff. It's pure appearance and when you factor that with his lack of strength is in the same league as that Mexican politician that got breast implants for a boxing match.
I also want to say I'm biased against creatine. I know people that swear by that shit that look like Hasan. Big but no definition or strength at all.
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July this year - it was his Creator League debut.
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That's even sadder because we have to assume that the GQ cover was made roughly after and he already looked like he had no mass. Last couple of streams he has none. He HAD bluff and if he was roiding he didn't do it consistently. Even at being a fraud he is shit.
 
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Blue Gem Muslim Queen said:
That's even sadder because we have to assume that the GQ cover was made roughly after and he already looked like he had no mass. Last couple of streams he has none. He HAD bluff and if he was roiding he didn't do it consistently. Even at being a fraud he is shit.
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I don't want to repeat myself but I said earlier that Hasan most likely uses steroids. Being big with no definition is what happens if you use steroids without proper training.
 
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SteelPlatedHeart said:
I saw Tiny Head made a remix song to mock Trump, only everyone who heard it thought it was praising Trump and Tiny Head is furious about it, especially because his side is accusing him of being “right wowing” now because of it.
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I am trying to find the music video, but I can’t find it. Is it on his Twitter account or Twitch channel?
 
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I am trying to find the music video, but I can’t find it. Is it on his Twitter account or Twitch channel?
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Ah, my mistake. It wasn’t Hasan, it was one of his major simps. Still, very funny to see the meltdown.
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Another brilliant moment from Hasan Piker. Between 5:46:20 and 5:47:53 in his stream, he argued that Israel has killed more gay Palestinians than Hamas by blackmailing them into helping the Israeli government, which results in their immediate execution for treason.

Still, the fact that the Israeli military specifically targets faggots suggests that their sexuality is not tolerated by Hamas. His claim that Israel has blackmailed and inadvertently killed more Palestinians than Hamas feels ludicrous. Kiwis, do we know the official number of gays killed by Israel and Hamas?

Link to stream here: Hasan’s stream.
 
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The only reason I support Israel is because of Hasan. Nothing else. Is that pathetic? Not really, because he's just that much of a faggot.
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I support Israel because "Palestine" is a den of brown retarded terrorist sisterfuckers who contribute nothing to society. It just happens that Hasan supports the wrong side for the wrong reasons every single time.
 
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So everybody knows: Alyssa Mercante, EIC for Kotaku, is obsessed with Hasan and has been tweeting at him for years and never been acknowledged. She's on her way to TwitchCon right now hoping to run into him.

Read her creepy and pathetic xeets in these two posts:

Charnel Ground said:
I remain convinced that Hasan would have no interest in Alyssa, and some evidence of that is how Alyssa has been tweeting at Hasan and responding to his tweets OFTEN since 2020 to try and get him to notice her and yet no success even though he's read one of her articles on stream before.
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In preparation for her going a-stalking at Twitchcon, here's a roundup of some turkroach thirst. Alyssa has tweeted at or about Hasan 30+ times since 2020 in various degrees of creepiness and social climbing. Please note that she started dating her fiancee Patrick in 2018, got serious in 2020, and got engaged in 2023.
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Another brilliant moment from Hasan Piker. Between 5:46:20 and 5:47:53 in his stream, he argued that Israel has killed more gay Palestinians than Hamas by blackmailing them into helping the Israeli government, which results in their immediate execution for treason.

Still, the fact that the Israeli military specifically targets faggots suggests that their sexuality is not tolerated by Hamas. His claim that Israel has blackmailed and inadvertently killed more Palestinians than Hamas feels ludicrous. Kiwis, do we know the official number of gays killed by Israel and Hamas?

Link to stream here: Hasan’s stream.
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The whole argument falls apart with two words: Shariah Law. The real argument is that Israel promises to allow people of gender to exist on the condition of abandoning people that treat them like shit just to be treated like shit when they cross the line. Both sides treat the gays like shit but if your best argument is Israel has killed MORE Palestinian gays than Palestine you don't have an argument.

Nephew is the meme of overly sensible, sheltered westerner sharing his opinion of foreign affairs he has no personal experience on and gets a pass because he comes from the most westernized country in the Muslim sphere. I swear I still get flashbacks about the hot Houthi interview.
Charnel Ground said:
So everybody knows: Alyssa Mercante, EIC for Kotaku, is obsessed with Hasan and has been tweeting at him for years and never been acknowledged. She's on her way to TwitchCon right now hoping to run into him.

Read her creepy and pathetic xeets in these two posts:
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I say the Nephew will start squealing the moment this crazy bitch is in the same room as him, maybe throwing bitch slaps and air kicks.
 
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