Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

[Picnic_Boy]

also he is brown

He is a secular Muslim, one of the sparkliest of all progressive unicorns.

He does carry on the Muslim tradition of suicide bombing, but his bombs are the verbal kind that just leave everyone embarrassed and confused.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Would. Rate me deviant IDGAF

 

[michael_bruh]

How the hell did Hasan become popular in the twitch community out of no where? I always thought he would be stuck doing shitty TYT videos.

 

[Evil Enchilada]

How the hell did Hasan become popular in the twitch community out of no where? I always thought he would be stuck doing shitty TYT videos.

Unironically because he's conventionally attractive. He's the Derek Zoolander of Breadtube.

 

[Megatardingo]

He is socialist but he approaches dating as a capitalist to succeed... Is he admitting that socialism doesn't work? Really makes you think.

Also lol hasan deserved 9/11

 

[Bungus Scrungus]

This guy really opened my eyes to the fact that most people who watch him and people like him are just aimless teenagers/young adults who desperately want to be a part of something, so they'll choose the most bottom of the barrel shit to be "a part of". Unsurprisingly, they're still miserable.

 

[Akashic Retard]

He is socialist but he approaches dating as a capitalist to succeed... Is he admitting that socialism doesn't work? Really makes you think.

Also lol hasan deserved 9/11

Socialists admit socialism doesn't work when they disallow free market competition. You can set up a worker co-op under a capitalist system, the reverse is not true.

 

[Clout $ Monei]

There is a video this guy made for one of his college classes that is the most physically cringy thing I have ever seen on the Internet.
I randomly saw it a year or two ago when Destiny fans were shitting on Hasan and digging up stuff about him, dunno how to find it again.

It was him basically doing some kind of slam poetry to the camera about how everyone else but him is an anti-intellectual, in an extremely dramatized and serious tone.

Found the video in question.

Schön! presents | hasan piker

When we’re consumed by a sea of fake news and shareable soundbites, it can be hard to decipher what's really taking place around us. However, Hasan Piker eme...

www.youtube.com

Favorite quote :
"ThE KaRdAsHiAnS R LyInG tO UUU!!!1!"
Also just noticed the the video description : "When we’re consumed by a sea of fake news and shareable soundbites, it can be hard to decipher what's really taking place around us.".
*Proceeds to hastily edit a bunch of shareable soundbites together*

 

[HiramTheGrift]

Found the video in question.

Schön! presents | hasan piker

When we’re consumed by a sea of fake news and shareable soundbites, it can be hard to decipher what's really taking place around us. However, Hasan Piker eme...

www.youtube.com

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Favorite quote :
"ThE KaRdAsHiAnS R LyInG tO UUU!!!1!"
Also just noticed the the video description : "When we’re consumed by a sea of fake news and shareable soundbites, it can be hard to decipher what's really taking place around us.".
*Proceeds to hastily edit a bunch of shareable soundbites together*

lmao this is incredibly cringe, I love it

 

[whore loving dragon]

Found the video in question.

Favorite quote :
"ThE KaRdAsHiAnS R LyInG tO UUU!!!1!"
Also just noticed the the video description : "When we’re consumed by a sea of fake news and shareable soundbites, it can be hard to decipher what's really taking place around us.".
*Proceeds to hastily edit a bunch of shareable soundbites together*

You're a legend

It's as awful as I remember and more...

When we’re consumed by a sea of fake news and shareable soundbites, it can be hard to decipher what's really taking place around us. However, Hasan Piker emerges as an antidote to clickbait culture, with a real platform to educate and inform. A social media sensation with a bullet-proof political ideology, he interrogates the meaning of culture in a Postinternet age; “With the Renaissance leading to Reformation, arts and culture have historically been the backbone of the resistance, responsible for uplifting society — but in the age of Donald Trump and the Kardashians, culture only seeks to keep the masses sedated.”

The Revolution will not be televised, so take to the streets.
schonmagazine.com/hasan-piker/

 

[Neil]

How did this guy even get a fanbase? He's so unfunny and his political takes are so shit that other breadtuber want him fucking gone.

19 year old muffintop commie femcels and trannies find him attractive.

He is a secular Muslim, one of the sparkliest of all progressive unicorns.

>secular muslim
oh, now the lesbians in hijabs (in western countries) makes sense. Except they don't. Forgive my ignorance, but how the fuck can someone be secular religious?
Shit sounds more to me like he's an Instagram Muslim, only participating in religious activities when you can take a pic of it and show everyone online how unique you are. Kinda like how a lot of millennial Judaists are "secular" (think Ethan and Hila from H3H3, Rebecca Sugar) and only practice in front of the camera, despite Leviticus being part of the Torah.

Though, I guarantee you Hasan holds the same disdain for Christians that his uncle Cenk does, because all of them must be extremist fundamentalists. Absolutely no leeway for them.

 

[Jack Awful]

I'm shocked he didn't have a thread already.

 

[HeyYou]

>secular muslim
oh, now the lesbians in hijabs (in western countries) makes sense. Except they don't. Forgive my ignorance, but how the fuck can someone be secular religious?
Shit sounds more to me like he's an Instagram Muslim, only participating in religious activities when you can take a pic of it and show everyone online how unique you are. Kinda like how a lot of millennial Judaists are "secular" (think Ethan and Hila from H3H3, Rebecca Sugar) and only practice in front of the camera, despite Leviticus being part of the Torah.

Though, I guarantee you Hasan holds the same disdain for Christians that his uncle Cenk does, because all of them must be extremist fundamentalists. Absolutely no leeway for them.

Secular Muslim means that despite being nonreligious you still have to defend Islam and its most retarded offshoot terrorist groups at every possible opportunity. It's the reverse side of the coin of atheists who grew up Christian and still post Deus Vult memes.

 

[Milkis]

How did this guy even get a fanbase? He's so unfunny and his political takes are so shit that other breadtuber want him fucking gone.

I will say the one person I know IRL who's a fan of Hasan does not so much suffer from irrational anger-management issues as revel in them, but when not MATI (MATIRL?) is otherwise a timid pervert. So obviously he sees something of himself in Hasan.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

You know, for a guy who claims to be a socialist, he sure spends a lot of time at Equinox, a luxury gym. Their memberships are not cheap.

All the socialists are always the biggest supporters of luxury capitalism, hence the term champagne socialist. They must think that the grass is greener on the other side. They often work jobs that have no real world value, what makes them detached from reality.

The fight against capitalism should start at the grassroots level of boycotting big corporations, and trying to minimize ones own consumer footprint. Why reward your oppressors, but then again compliance gets rewarded, and the grift must go on. Why make the life difficult, when licking the corporate boot keeps the money rolling in. Getting deplatformed from everything like all those evil nazis would be a bummer.

 

[Mr. Duck]

I'm still dubious if Hasan should have his own thread or not, he comes off as an attention whore who wants a thread so that he can complain about it, at least add Nephew to the title as a nickname.

How did this guy even get a fanbase? He's so unfunny and his political takes are so shit that other breadtuber want him fucking gone.

Nepotism and astroturfing.

 

[glib]

Dude looked in the mirror and said "I'm young Stalin" and then started shitposting reddit tier memes with a vaguely turkic, authoritarian strain of "Bourgeois Boutique Socialism". This is designed pretty obviously, and sloppily for the leftist debate-stream crowd that is out to prove how socialism has never been tried properly. The kind of folk who think they're the enlightened vanguard. The correct generation who can lead us all to post-industrial utopia. "like dude lol you're so dumb for not thinking the same as me and the other people I agree with. Get with the pogrom, stupid."

I don't think he's known for anything else other than being Cenk's attractive nephew.
Looks like Stephen Crowder to me if Crowder advocated for a new Ottoman Empire.

Narcissism arc.

 

[Chris Chad]

I'm still dubious if Hasan should have his own thread or not, he comes off as an attention whore who wants a thread so that he can complain about it, at least add Nephew to the title as a nickname.

Nepotism and astroturfing.

People like him wouldn't want a thread because it presents a counterargument and no "well, uhm ACTUALLY" to the dumb shit he says constantly. I see his fans spreading his reframing of his "America deserved 9/11 comments" by saying "He actually meant that the US government 'had it coming'" when no, he just meant that Americans deserved it. Having any place that catalogues the dumb shit he says isn't a bad thing, especially when he blocks any dissenting voices on all of his social media profiles.

 

[Clout $ Monei]

It's worth taking a look at the "community" built around Hasan and his stream too.
His Discord server is completely open, seems to be ground for typical Discord shenanigans :

13% gender special, not bad. Though it's not mandatory so it's probably skewed.

In this Discord you too can educate yourself™ and learn to be better™ thanks to our wonderful Guides™. A lot of people asking how they can bring their family/friends/coworkers into the fold. Leftism Q&A is full of theory frogs.

I see his fans spreading his reframing of his "America deserved 9/11 comments" by saying "He actually meant that the US government 'had it coming'"

That's the other part I wanted to mention. His fans are always lurking ready to come to his rescue. You'll see this in any r/livestreamfail thread mentioning him. Classics include the aforementioned 9/11 comment retcon (to be honest I do believe that's what he meant at the time, but he definitely wanted to phrase it in the edgiest, most inflammatory way possible) and "you can totally be a socialist while indulging in and vastly profiting from the very parts of capitalism you criticize".

 

[Mr Moonface]

That's the other part I wanted to mention. His fans are always lurking ready to come to his rescue. You'll see this in any r/livestreamfail thread mentioning him. Classics include the aforementioned 9/11 comment retcon (to be honest I do believe that's what he meant at the time, but he definitely wanted to phrase it in the edgiest, most inflammatory way possible) and "you can totally be a socialist while indulging in and vastly profiting from the very parts of capitalism you criticize".

That's pretty much standard fare for any debate streamer. Try and start a thread criticizing Destiny and Vaush somewhere and the same thing will happen. Hassan fans do seem younger than all the other debatebro audiences though, which speaks to Hassan's lower level of intelligence.

I'll admit I have no evidence at all for this, but I bet Hassan is creeping on his teenage fans in those discord chatrooms. Even through his layers of muscle Hassan gives off that same awkward-creep vibe that Vaush has.