Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

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He's a self admitted coomer, basically the equivalent to a dumb blonde bimbo you just want to have for one night and never think about again but for women.
That's why he still has insecurities, because no woman would stick with a guy like him, despite his chadlike appearance.

A worth mention is that he had his humble beginnings as a cast member on buzzfeed
Seeing him in these videos make me question if he was ever a Huffington Post outcast. He seems to fit the criteria of what Huffington Post readers want, minus the über champagne socialist politics.
 
I tried watching this guy for 10 minutes and all he was doing was reacting to youtube videos. What literal brainlets find this slop entertaining, much less paypigging for it.
If there are people that unironically enjoy DSP streams for any other reason except laughing at Phil's failures in Gaming and IRL, then any fag can make a name in streaming.
 
What's missing from the OP is when he was shaking and chimped out after a streamer from IP2 sniped him and then the next day IP2 callers got him kicked out of a restaurant, he lives in constant fear that he will be shot by some mad conservative for his 9/11 comments.







Hasan is the type of person who only attracts morons. The guy has never had a original thought in his head, and embodies hypocrisy.
It's to no surprise then that he's popular with the kinds of people who take twitch streaming seriously.
I tried watching this guy for 10 minutes and all he was doing was reacting to youtube videos. What literal brainlets find this slop entertaining, much less paypigging for it.
That's basically the bulk of twitch's entire viewing platform.
In the IP2 thread there were some screenshots from his fans on discord during the IP2 snipe/caller thing, they see him as a friend simulator. They all talk shit online about right wingers and pretend that Hasan is some big Chad yet when some methhead from IP2 was simply around him he was shaking and almost started crying, the twitch viewers could not believe what was happening.

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https://clips.twitch.tv/CoyPeacefulChipmunkGingerPower-podPWyl9PKFR1T2Y
Twitch streamers scared so much they're going to start hiring security to go outside.
 
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19 year old muffintop commie femcels and trannies find him attractive.

>secular muslim
oh, now the lesbians in hijabs (in western countries) makes sense. Except they don't. Forgive my ignorance, but how the fuck can someone be secular religious?
Shit sounds more to me like he's an Instagram Muslim, only participating in religious activities when you can take a pic of it and show everyone online how unique you are. Kinda like how a lot of millennial Judaists are "secular" (think Ethan and Hila from H3H3, Rebecca Sugar) and only practice in front of the camera, despite Leviticus being part of the Torah.

Though, I guarantee you Hasan holds the same disdain for Christians that his uncle Cenk does, because all of them must be extremist fundamentalists. Absolutely no leeway for them.
Secular Muslim is a pretty good way of describing the Seljuk Turks that would become the Ottoman Empire and later settle into Turkey. From what I gather, there's a large amount of Turks who are online and voraciously at that. Consuming content and shitting it out as well. Hasan is likely biting at that pie, as it's the easiest thing in reach. Bad looks on Turkey having one of their bois use a Saudi extremist attack to shame America, pretty cringe if you ask me.
 
How long before he makes a stream reading his own thread in sort of a ''haha these guys are pathetic talking all about me :)'' and then later in the stream orders the audience to try and dox everyone whose roasts struck too tender a nerve?
He'll probably say "kIwI fArMs Is A dOxXiNg WeBsItE" and then bring up that trannie's suicide as a epic owned
 
Currently digging, but there seems to have been some drama between nephew and a few of his old mods, very mentally stable people.

That's pretty much standard fare for any debate streamer. Try and start a thread criticizing Destiny and Vaush somewhere and the same thing will happen. Hassan fans do seem younger than all the other debatebro audiences though, which speaks to Hassan's lower level of intelligence.

Nephew really doesn't debate people anymore, either through a skilled tard-wrangler, or at a rare moment of self-awareness, he seems to have removed himself entirely from any person with a hint of opposition and an above room temperature IQ
 
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Currently digging, but there seems to have been some drama between nephew and a few of his old mods, very mentally stable people.



Nephew really doesn't debate people anymore, either through a skilled tard-wrangler, or at a rare moment of self-awareness, he seems to have removed himself entirely from any person with a hint of opposition and an above room temperature IQ
Well, he doesn't need to, I don't recall he ever being a debate bro.

He came up back when Bernie Sanders got to be fashonable in 2016, and being the Nephew helped to get some eyeballs on him.

Being good looking for the instagram crowd, and doing some lefty edgelord larp helped him to cross the line and get to the spot light.

He did some talks in politicon and other fag conventions with guys like Charlie Kirk, but he never came across as the "OMG, Hasan is such a SAVAGE, he destroyed Kirk" for the twitter lefties, he was never their "debate champion" like Destiny once was.

Brow Fabio over here seems like he was designed as a cynical take on the lefty/socialism uptake in popularity, as if a corporation created a streamer in a lab to exploit this new market, even his edge lord shit looks like it was focus tested.

I mean, shit, even the weird cognitive dissonance of advocating for socialism, and yet engaging in displays of extravagant spending seems like it was in a design document to exploit the popularity of lefty politics among kids and the vicariously living thought extravagant lifestyles that was popularized by the Logan brothers.

And as for debates bros, they are a dying breed, either they are resorting to looking at other people's video and talk about how dumb they are, or debating nut jobs, or talking shit about each other.

Seriously, I got curious one day while taking a dump, and went around to look at the channels of guys like Destiny, Vaush, Serfs, etc, and it either some debate against some loon or nobody, or they are talking about each other streams in one fucked up circle jerk, and the views ain't that great, for guys who could get half a million views on a video, now few can break 100K (I know it is all about them pigs, still)

Now, take the Nephew, he isn't doing something all that different from the other guys, it is the same leech shit content, but he is getting abouit double or more views, and reason is easy, people wanna live trough the nephew, being young ,good looking and fucking Pokimane than being Manbunpig and having to stick their dicks in that...

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