Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

I tried watching this guy for 10 minutes and all he was doing was reacting to youtube videos. What literal brainlets find this slop entertaining, much less paypigging for it.
The kind of guys that go into a stream just to say "hey dood you look kinda tired you should rest king, we'll wait for you" in 100 dollar donations. An omegafaggot if you will.
 
The kind of guys that go into a stream just to say "hey dood you look kinda tired you should rest king, we'll wait for you" in 100 dollar donations. An omegafaggot if you will.
Honestly, anyone dumb and douchey enough to do that deserves to be bilked by a slightly less dumb, but just as douchey, eceleb
 
wtf am I looking at here? Can I get the back story. Is that vaushes girl and why are they naked on stream?

I unironically watch all these lefty steamers. Hasan being the least cringe of all of them honestly. Yes he makes money, yes he wants Medicare for all. Yes, we live in a society. I get it, most of you are right wingers and need to hate this guy but Hasan isn't really a lolcow.

You know who really needs a thread here is MikefromPA Central Committee. They're someone who really is a lolcow. His most recent moment was BRINGING a project Veritas guy directly to AOC. Now that's funny.
 
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Hasan has a degree in political science, and barely made a passing gpa in his senior year.
Here he is failing a geography test
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Cares so much about the Black and Brown people of the world yet doesn't even know even the geographical locations of Islamic Nations, which is something that one would think would be directly pertinent to his life/upbringing.
 
wtf am I looking at here? Can I get the back story. Is that vaushes girl and why are they naked on stream?

I unironically watch all these lefty steamers. Hasan being the least cringe of all of them honestly. Yes he makes money, yes he wants Medicare for all. Yes, we live in a society. I get it, most of you are right wingers and need to hate this guy but Hasan isn't really a lolcow.

You know who really needs a thread here is MikefromPA Central Committee. They're someone who really is a lolcow.

Hasan viewer thinks Hasan isn't really a lolcow. Wow guys, who would have thought. This truly is a miracle.

Thanks for coming here to enlighten us all but if you knew how the search function works, you'd see that Mike from PA already has a thread. I know it's too much to ask if you're a Hasan viewer but one step at a time.

 
Hasan viewer thinks Hasan isn't really a lolcow. Wow guys, who would have thought. This truly is a miracle.

Thanks for coming here to enlighten us all but if you knew how the search function works, you'd see that Mike from PA already has a thread. I know it's too much to ask if you're a Hasan viewer but one step at a time.

Thanks buddy
 
With a physique like that? Lmfao if true. Connor smokes him.
100% juicing. He either has a dogshit routine, or garbage tier genetics. Either way, solidly unimpressive results for somebody running shit.

Anyway, can't stand this mouthy, metro looking faggot. The only people more mentally disabled are the people who watch his content.
 
wtf am I looking at here? Can I get the back story. Is that vaushes girl and why are they naked on stream?

I unironically watch all these lefty steamers. Hasan being the least cringe of all of them honestly. Yes he makes money, yes he wants Medicare for all. Yes, we live in a society. I get it, most of you are right wingers and need to hate this guy but Hasan isn't really a lolcow.

You know who really needs a thread here is MikefromPA Central Committee. They're someone who really is a lolcow. His most recent moment was BRINGING a project Veritas guy directly to AOC. Now that's funny.
I don't know the backstory, you might find it in the Vaush thread.

The "we live is a society" meme is reddit and twitter faggotry, I don't give a fuck if the Nephew flexes on buying expensive shit, nor I want him to live as a monk, it is just funny that he adovocates for a economic system that wouldn't allow for such expenditure, and yet he does so because he enjoys and and is popular for that, so it gives away the game.

And about hating him because of polidicking, fucken please, the term is lolcow, as in, we are laughing at the idiot, not hating him. Am I jealous that the guy is making more money in a month than I will ever get in a year and fucking e-thots, fucking duh! I'm also jealous of Saudi Oil Princes, but I don't hate them. You can armchair me and say that I'm only posting here out of petty jealousy, might be so, but I still find the guy a idiot, and I'm still having fun calling him a idiot, as if one need to claim high moral fucking ground to post the the Kiwifarms out of all places.

And if brow Fabio's antics weren't funny, I wouldn't be here as well. When he stops acting like a spaz, or stop doing this internet larpy organ grinder monkey dance, then I'll be gone as well.

Till that day comes, I'll be here, sperging out and having fun.
 
I don't know the backstory, you might find it in the Vaush thread.

The "we live is a society" meme is reddit and twitter faggotry, I don't give a fuck if the Nephew flexes on buying expensive shit, nor I want him to live as a monk, it is just funny that he adovocates for a economic system that wouldn't allow for such expenditure, and yet he does so because he enjoys and and is popular for that, so it gives away the game.

And about hating him because of polidicking, fucken please, the term is lolcow, as in, we are laughing at the idiot, not hating him. Am I jealous that the guy is making more money in a month than I will ever get in a year and fucking e-thots, fucking duh! I'm also jealous of Saudi Oil Princes, but I don't hate them.

And if brow Fabio's antics weren't funny, I wouldn't be here as well. When he stops acting like a spaz, or stop doing this internet larpy organ grinder monkey dance, then I'll be gone as well.

Till that day comes, I'll be here, sperging out and having fun.
I've never seen him flex on buying expensive things though? He lives in a modest apartment with his mother and drives a mid 2000s toyota Celia.

He got popular and twitch sends him money. What's he supposed to do, return it? Anyways, I'm not here to defend the dude but I guess I am so, whatever. I get it. it is funny.
 
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If Hasan counts as brown that means Anya Taylor-Joy is a WOC.
By turkish standards, his mother got fucked by a blonde hair white no gypsy man and that makes him white.
 
I've never seen him flex on buying expensive things though? He lives in a modest apartment with his mother and drives a mid 2000s toyota Celia.

He got popular and twitch sends him money. What's he supposed to do, return it? Anyways, I'm not here to defend the dude but I guess I am so, whatever. I get it. it is funny.
I said earlier in the thread that having a debatebro's audience turn up and start to defend them is pretty standard fare. But not sure if even Destinystans or Vaushstans are this retarded, Jesus... Hasan really is stealing from children.
 
I hate to defend the roach, but I really doubt anything nefarious is going on. The guy is famous and good-looking in LA. He has an infinite supply of roasties at his disposal and from the sounds of it, he disposes of them quite often. I think I've seen the pathetic freaks who vicariously live through him state that he's slept with hundreds of chicks since the lockdowns started which goes to show how serious these faggots take covid behind closed doors.
I do think there is something incredibly nefarious going on. This is a nearly 30 year old man that dresses like a 15 year old. Even his own fans wince and cringe when the masks slips and he makes shitty, trying way to hard to be current jokes like "Conservatives fear BLM taking over the country and making Playboi Carti's Magnolia the national anthem" a statement that anyone under the age of 20 would recgonize as being:
-completely retarded, its primarily White kids that listen to Carti and its a very tiny subset at that
-Magnolia was an over 3 year old song by the time he said this, and so far out of the conscience of even Carti fans that him bringing it up makes him look dated

Hasan is a pedophile thats too retarded to actually study up on youth culture to try and appear cool, instead relying on a superficial understanding that hes gotten from eavesdropping on his cousins at family gatherings. Kids are attracted to his political content, which he exploits to lure people in, creating an echo chamber where not only dissent is highly discouraged, but reporting on Hasan's genuine misdeeds and sexual impropriety is shunned, because it would be "giving the right wing trolls ammunition". Oh and lets not forget that Hasan is close friends with Virgil Texas (former Chapo traphouse host), whose been publicly outed as a pedophile groomer. These guys think they're slick taking advantage of terminally online White girls that are deep into leftist politics and then pressuring them into silence with "if you tell anyone about this you're jeopardizing the cause of the left".
 
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I've never seen him flex on buying expensive things though? He lives in a modest apartment with his mother and drives a mid 2000s toyota Celia.

He got popular and twitch sends him money. What's he supposed to do, return it? Anyways, I'm not here to defend the dude but I guess I am so, whatever. I get it. it is funny.
>I’ve never seen him flex on buying expensive things
>He got popular and Twitch sends him money
>lives in a modest apartment with his mother


One of these things is making me Press X To Doubt so hard
 
I was (and still am) a little skeptical of his cow status, but goddamn this is just sad. In this video, he makes it clear that he doesn't know where

Pakistan
Philippines
Yemen
Poland

are. I'm not saying you need to know the name of every island in Micronesia in order to have a political opinion, but he really lost any credibility he had in this video. Just wow.
The thing is i wouldn't except anyone to know the exact locations of a country. But he wasn't even close. He didnt know where the ENTIRE middle east was on a map.

Seeing as hes a turkroach, hes got to have some spicy takes on the holocaust and israel?
I tried watching this guy for 10 minutes and all he was doing was reacting to youtube videos. What literal brainlets find this slop entertaining, much less paypigging for it.
Thats pretty much what all big streamers devolve into cause they are all creativly bankrupt and are just doing it for money. Infact a lot of times they will earn more money reacting to stuff cause they get autists that send them 100´s of dollars to watch a clip and then they can steal it wholesale and put it up on their youtube channels and get 2x the views of the O.G creators. Bascily stealing from smaller youtuber channels in order to get more donations and adrev. Its really fucking disgusting.
Example Asmongold:
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What's missing from the OP is when he was shaking and chimped out after a streamer from IP2 sniped him and then the next day IP2 callers got him kicked out of a restaurant, he lives in constant fear that he will be shot by some mad conservative for his 9/11 comments.


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In the IP2 thread there were some screenshots from his fans on discord during the IP2 snipe/caller thing, they see him as a friend simulator. They all talk shit online about right wingers and pretend that Hasan is some big Chad yet when some methhead from IP2 was simply around him he was shaking and almost started crying, the twitch viewers could not believe what was happening.

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https://clips.twitch.tv/CoyPeacefulChipmunkGingerPower-podPWyl9PKFR1T2Y
Twitch streamers scared so much they're going to start hiring security to go outside.
Hasan has about as much presence as Nick Fuentes. :story:
That hes some chad slaying poon is :optimistic::optimistic:. Unless he pays for it.
But whats wild is that hes so insecure. He looks better then the average guy, hes quite tall and hes rich. Is he just a fag thats scared of physical confrontation? Like sodapopin is a basmentdwelling fag i would except him to be akward and retreat in to his shell but Hasan could atleast attempt to be a man with normal t-values.
 
wtf am I looking at here? Can I get the back story. Is that vaushes girl and why are they naked on stream?

I unironically watch all these lefty steamers. Hasan being the least cringe of all of them honestly. Yes he makes money, yes he wants Medicare for all. Yes, we live in a society. I get it, most of you are right wingers and need to hate this guy but Hasan isn't really a lolcow.

You know who really needs a thread here is MikefromPA Central Committee. They're someone who really is a lolcow. His most recent moment was BRINGING a project Veritas guy directly to AOC. Now that's funny.
You should calm down and lurk more.
 
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I couldn't be more calm than I was in that post.

soulgains on the other hand is literally a-logging and sperging out saying he's a pedophile because he buys his clothes at the thrift store and you wackos are eating it up.
But could you explain to me why Hassan is not a lolcow?
In my case, i am pretty sure that Hassan is a lolcow, bc he is well know for using the buzzword called "nazi" at people (aka pewdiepie and e;r) who does not agree with his takes .
 
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