Got this game last night. Now, keep in mind I'm not using the most top-of-the-line gaming PC, but it's still a damn powerful beast of a computer. Fired it up and I swear to you it was like I was back in 1992, trying to play King's Quest 6 on a Windows 3.1 computer: chuggy and honestly at times I was wondering if it had crashed or these are the longest load times ever. However, the game did load and immediately took a hard nosedrive into maybe 10 FPS. I mean it was AC:Unity Day One stuttering bad. So I checked the graphics options and for whatever fucking reason, the game starts you up on ultra settings for everything.
Spending about 5 minutes adjusting this as well as the screen resolution (don't play it in window mode I found out because it likes to creep down and hide behind the taskbar), I played through the tutorial and... yeah... I'm going to agree with
@DawnMachine in that playing with a gamepad is a bad time. Aiming feels really janky and your character, which I'm just going to call Nathan Explosion, likes to pirouette if you move the aiming reticule even a bit closer to his body.
But that was just the tutorial. Continuing on after that, I went through the initial cutscene - again stuttering like Porky Pig on crystal meth- got to the part where the game was supposed to begin and... it crashed.
Huh.
I've played the game for less than 20 minutes so far... will be attempting this again tonight or tomorrow with the kb+m with the graphics options cranked down as low as I can (I set them at medium) and hope for the best.
Also of special note: the game has three difficulties: Easy, Hard, and Insane. No "Normal." Not sure is that was intentional on the developers part as a joke or not. As it is, I might just play it at easy considering how janky the controls are.