HAVING A BLAST!!!! - 7/12/2018

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I wonder how the people at Malibu Jack's felt when they saw a manic landwhale screeching and erratically posing for selfies.
 
How does she rip her pants every fucking place but the seams? That's the part that's supposed to rip when you're fat, right across the ass/crotch, it's hilarious.

Instead she gets all these little holes like something was nibbling at her. Fucking weird.
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
How does she rip her pants every fucking place but the seams? That's the part that's supposed to rip when you're fat, right across the ass/crotch, it's hilarious.

Instead she gets all these little holes like something was nibbling at her. Fucking weird.
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This is the real question. I've never seen anything like it. It's not even like it's at the knees. How does that work...oh, never mind, it's Twinkie's fault because she loves her furmomma so much.

Calling said:
Honestly Malibu Jack's looks fun. For the first time, AL has made me want to go to a place she has vlogged.
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Same. I don't know how to feel about this. Did she inadvertently do her job (or hobby, we don't know which) well? Nah, Eric already vlogged about this. I'll give him credit.

Goddamnit I suck at internetting. Sorry for the double post. I'm going to figure this out someday. :'(:'(:autism::autism:
 
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Seeing the size of Amber's usual orange chicken in front of a normal sized person was upsetting to say the least.
 
xenomorph said:
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What's funny is she said that Walmart no longer carries those pants. Once they become so holey she can't wear them anymore, she's screwed. There are no other pants big enough to fit her. She'll have to wear a muumuu and figure out a way to hide her cankle rolls. I can't wait. I'm so sick of those stinky black pants. I also hate when she does "outfit of the day." Bitch, it's "shirt of the day" in your case. The black pants and Walmart slippers don't count as part of an outfit when they never change.
 
pickleniggo said:
We already witnessed you eat 1800 calories in orange chicken and rice, Amberlynn, it’s not like we’re going to judge you MORE for consuming another 600 in cold stone.
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Did you see the size of that plate of orange chicken that Eric got? I guess I never noticed how enormous it was when she would order it! I think that might be why she gets that dish every single time she goes there... it probably the biggest order you can get!
 
She could make pants out of that plastic bag outfit that Missy Elliot used to wear:
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Wouldn't be a problem custom ordering them since you know...she makes 10k per month
 
Bet the first choice of the other three was minigolf. They'd absolutely not have done laserquest or similar if they weren't towing Becky's pet bloater with them. No way. Minigolf, first choice all round. None of these twenty-something blokey types wanted to do the shooter thing, absolutely not.

And she still needed to flatten sit on something on every hole because it was so strenuous. No 31 of Amber's Struggles - "iyurts real unfai hah I had to do six....ten *frantic counting on sausage fingers* eleventy-three holes withaht mah scoodypurf. They said it wurz smol, that wurz a LAH!" as our gorl struggles round something designed for six-year-olds and Ricky contemplates another use for this handy club he's holding.

I would smack her every time she rolls out that cod-southern accent. I suppose she thinks its cyooot talkin lahk they rednecks but its so condescending. Can you imagine the toe-curling embarassment being out with a two ton behemoth in sprayed-on-clothes and orange hair, squealing "wah?" and "lah" as it duckfaces at its camera? Shudder....
 
I don't think Amber knows what lymphedema is or she wouldn't admit to us that she had it. Maybe she thinks it's normal for her legs to seep fluid like she thinks her 'beetus knuckles are just her super exotic Portuguese skin pigment.
 
Toxoplasmosis said:
What's funny is she said that Walmart no longer carries those pants. Once they become so holey she can't wear them anymore, she's screwed. There are no other pants big enough to fit her. She'll have to wear a muumuu and figure out a way to hide her cankle rolls. I can't wait. I'm so sick of those stinky black pants. I also hate when she does "outfit of the day." Bitch, it's "shirt of the day" in your case. The black pants and Walmart slippers don't count as part of an outfit when they never change.
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She just going to wear her black pants underneath her muumuus so just in case no one will be able to see her ankles still and at this point I’m kinda convinced that they have become one with her legs anyways so there’s no way she could take them off even if she wanted too
 
Toxoplasmosis said:
I also hate when she does "outfit of the day." Bitch, it's "shirt of the day" in your case. The black pants and Walmart slippers don't count as part of an outfit when they never change.
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It's more "nightshirt of the week" than "shirt of the day." I think Necky can only get hold of the excavator on Wednesdays so she's dug out once a week.

Judging by the state of her bulging maxidress, our poor eyes aren't going to get any relief when she's down to the dreaded muumuu. "They always make these big so I'll just buy a medium" (and a metric fuckton of Vaseline, cos greased up is the only way she's getting into anything.)

Tox, you and the others who have braved this mammoth for longer will know - I've not watched much of her older stuff because snoooore, but she didn't seem to wear everything so tight when she wasn't quite so huge. Has she ever given a reason, or is she trying to fool herself she's not gone up 42 dress sizes? Granted, nothing is going to look good, but the sprayed-on bodycon nightshirts-pretending-to-be-T's are :cryblood: Has she ever addressed it?
 
FitBitch said:
I don't think Amber knows what lymphedema is or she wouldn't admit to us that she had it. Maybe she thinks it's normal for her legs to seep fluid like she thinks her 'beetus knuckles are just her super exotic Portuguese skin pigment.
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She doesnt know what edema is in general, she wouldnt admit to something like that otherwise.

She only admits to shit like that when she thinks it might make her look sympathetic.
 
The belittling of Necky was extra prominent in today's video. She talks to her like a toddler.
"Did you have fun Becky? Did you like the Food Becky? Are you glad you ordered it Becky?"

Ffs, shut up and stop forcing her to say that she's having a good time.
 
Becky that fucking apple is dipped into sweet caramel and rolled in roasted pecans, drizzled in milk chocolate and then in white confection...but its too bland...compared to what? Ambers twat? The copious amount of sweet garbage you shovel into your cakehole?

Maybe Amber's unwashed ass-stink is overwhelming her other senses.
 
Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince said:
Becky that fucking apple is dipped into sweet caramel and rolled in roasted pecans, drizzled in tard cum chocolate and then in white confection...but its too bland...compared to what? Ambers twat? The copious amount of sweet garbage you shovel into your cakehole?

Maybe Amber's unwashed ass-stink is overwhelming her other senses.
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This is Becky who can only tolerate onions if they are microscopic and freeze dried. You'll find that she has refined taste.
 
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