HAVING A BLAST!!!! - 7/12/2018

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becky looks like quasimodo

I've been to ColdStone plenty of times *former CS addict, if that is even a thing*, and that was a massive amount of ice cream they were mixing for her. She definitely got the biggest size, and possibly asked for a bit extra in it. I mean, gorl, they have three sizes for a reason. You don't "gotta have it" every time you go, especially if you just got done at the Cheesecake Factory.

Look how big this is:

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But she's got a plan, guise. She's gonna lose those elbees.

ive never had coldstone but the medium looks like it could fit a pint
 
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Can't pay cash online.

still no ID, no bank account, no credit or debit cards in her name ???

She buys stuff off of Amazon all the time tho??? Like someone else said she could be using a prepaid visa from Walmart or using Becky’s card or (very unlikely) she has gotten an ID and just never vloged it or told us about it
 
She buys stuff off of Amazon all the time tho??? Like someone else said she could be using a prepaid visa from Walmart or using Becky’s card or (very unlikely) she has gotten an ID and just never vloged it or told us about it
She dont want Welfare knowing she's a You Tubey star, y'all
 
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The fact that there are stores that cater to super extra morbidly obese people is actually quite depressing. 500lbs? Dying and on the brink of a heart attack? No problem! We've got you covered, gorl.
It takes awhile to stop being absolutely massive, WTF are they supposed to do in the mean time? Be naked? I'm glad there are huge clothes so that when morbidly obese people go to the doctor or start walking or whatever they can do it with some level of dignity.
 
If physical activity like waddling is too hard on her - then why is she waddling around a mini golf course like that? Exercise aside - pushing a 500lb body to do something beyond its limits is dangerous. Ham needs to build up to waddling excess amounts.
 
Not sure if she has it or not but there is a video from a while ago when she was with Destiny i think its called 'Its time for vacation' or 'vacation time' and Destiny is recording her opening up gifts she received for her bday and the huge blanket she is covering up with slips off of her when she bends down to pick something up and you can see her legs are in pretty bad shape
:late: old news, but for those curious
VACATION TIME!!! VLOGMAS 25 2015 (at 12:36)
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Her thigh doesn't look that bad for 400+ elbees. She even drew a little heart.

Here's a comparison of her legs from 2015 and 2018, but she's dressed in black from the neck down in bolth captures.
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Can't tell if she's hiding Tess Holiday dainty lumpy legs or My 600lb Life eye burning lymphedema leaking legs
 
:late: old news, but for those curious
VACATION TIME!!! VLOGMAS 25 2015 (at 12:36)
Her thigh doesn't look that bad for 400+ elbees. She even drew a little heart.

Here's a comparison of her legs from 2015 and 2018, but she's dressed in black from the neck down in bolth captures.
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Can't tell if she's hiding Tess Holiday dainty lumpy legs or My 600lb Life eye burning lymphedema leaking legs

First pic, same filthy bra strap.
Second pic, her feet are actually pointed forward.
Third pic, my jaw dropped.
 
Every video, she "hasn't ate yet." Yes this is what happens when people wake up in the morning Amber, they haven't eaten yet. :story: They make it through multiple consecutive hours without shoving food in their mouth.
 
Rate me autistic all you want but my biggest issue with this video is Becky playing the victim about not being able to have cheesecake. I normally have no particular issue with Becky, besides her inability to free herself from Amberlynn. But she goes on about how she didn’t want to make them wait, or have nothing to eat while they eat Coldstone. Is it really that hard to ask for a slice to-go and wait 15-20 minutes to eat it? Becky could have eaten her cheesecake while they ate Coldstone, but instead Becky was forced into ordering a bland caramel apple that she didn’t even want. What’s up with that?
 
Rate me autistic all you want but my biggest issue with this video is Becky playing the victim about not being able to have cheesecake. I normally have no particular issue with Becky, besides her inability to free herself from Amberlynn. But she goes on about how she didn’t want to make them wait, or have nothing to eat while they eat Coldstone. Is it really that hard to ask for a slice to-go and wait 15-20 minutes to eat it? Becky could have eaten her cheesecake while they ate Coldstone, but instead Becky was forced into ordering a bland caramel apple that she didn’t even want. What’s up with that?
I believe this is a simple case of Becky not being an intellectual heavyweight. She lacks foresight and isn't keen on delaying gratification- same reasons she's gaining weight like it's going out of style.


Also, regarding her "bland" caramel apple......... Someone, somewhere on this subforum, described Amber's cooking around the grockbot era as "so overwhelming, it's almost back to bland". I imagine that's how Becky's caramel apple tasted. Christ, it was just sugar on sugar with some salt thrown in on a sweet apple. Not bland. Opposite of bland.
 
"I made it over but not to the hole"

Becky's mating cry when she finally conquers the fupa?

I'm going to sit in the corner and rock.
 
Hey Necky, I know that caramel apple is probably the most fruit your body has seen in years, but it is horrible for teeth - especially YOUR teeth. Your teeth already look like banana-flavored-Chiclets. I'd advise you to stop buying Rugrats hats so you can start saving up for your first set of dentures.
 
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