💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

[Get Fisted]

What a fuckin' ride this thread was. Is there something deeply embedded in the mind of your average tumblr screechbeast that prevents them from noticing huge, obvious scams?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

What a fuckin' ride this thread was. Is there something deeply embedded in the mind of your average tumblr screechbeast that prevents them from noticing huge, obvious scams?

I don't think even tumblr fell for this shit

 

[Cripple]

What a fuckin' ride this thread was. Is there something deeply embedded in the mind of your average tumblr screechbeast that prevents them from noticing huge, obvious scams?

See: dashcon.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't think even tumblr fell for this shit

If you go back earlier in the thread, tumblr was calling this out as bullshit from a white man from the start. They might have even called him the obvious chaser he is.

 

[Pikimon]

He suffocated himself with a shopping bag from Whole Foods. Was it paper, plastic or douche?

He brought his own tote bag duh

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I know that there was never a snowball's chance in Hell that this would ever get off the ground, but part of me is sad that we'll never see at least one episode of Gen Zed. Can you even imagine how terrible it would be?

 

[AnOminous]

I know that there was never a snowball's chance in Hell that this would ever get off the ground, but part of me is sad that we'll never see at least one episode of Gen Zed. Can you even imagine how terrible it would be?

It will live in our hearts. Like a deadly parasitic worm.

It would honestly probably just be so bad it was terrible, though, not even funny by accident. Hayden Black is as funny as the stroke he looks like he had.

 

[Flustercuck]

well since Gen Zed isn't happening, how long until Hayden dies from all of his consecutive strokes?

 

[Aquinas]

You dont normally die from masturbation

 

[lolwut]

You dont normally die from masturbation

rip David Carradine

 

[Meowthkip]

You dont normally die from masturbation

No, not normally.

 

[CWCissey]

No, not normally.

That's what happened to Hayden, he had a stroke after ripping his penis off while tugging it and he couldn't decide whether he thought that was hot or not.

 

[lolwut]

No, not normally.

This guy is my new personal hero. Holy shit, what a fucking champion.

 

[Erica]

The Gen Zed website (http://genzed.org) is no longer up. I suppose Hayden did not renew it recently. The Shona Summers twitter also only retweets posts from his main twitter.

Pew pew?

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Where are they originally going to air the show? Disney?

 

[Count groudon]

Holy shit I legitimately forgot that this was real and it wasn't just some weird fever dream I had. So has Hayden finally learned any new jokes at least? I'm pretty sure his usual four antihumor jokes he spams on twitter have been used so much they've been burned onto his monitor.

 

[DangerousGas]

RIPew, you stroke-faced motherfucker.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

The Gen Zed Facebook page seems to be active a bit. The last post was on early September about a 81 year old becoming trans.

 

[AnOminous]

The Gen Zed Facebook page seems to be active a bit. The last post was on early September about a 81 year old becoming trans.

He ought to post that joke about Whole Foods paper plastic douche thing again. That's always a knee slapper.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

No, Gen Zed didn’t come out, sadly. Calm down.

Apparently (but more likely supposedly) Black has a meeting today about making a movie about some screenplay he wrote.



No word yet if it will star the first ever transgender person in a lead role.