Hazbin Hotel / Helluva Boss Thread - Now a Griefing Thread

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AnOminous said:
So why did even Dante make Hell look more fun than his own version of Heaven? And he was trying to make it look like the worst place imaginable. But almost nobody reads Paradiso, because it is the most boring-ass fucking thing I've ever read. Great. I'd rather be in his Hell than his Heaven.
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Pardon the Ohio train Ima bout to pull on this thread but...Dante was also on some level the classic era Chris of his time. He wrote the inferno to basically mock people he didn't like and put them in hell suffereing even though a good chunk of them died before he was even born. Pardiso is so boring because it was basically describing all the things he planned to do up there one day. Which to a pious man of his time equated to writing, soaking up the eternal sunshine all day, while saying "gee how bout that god he's one fine fellow ami right fellow faithful?"


Really Viv's version from what we've seen isn't too far off from what most Abrahamic religions imagine the place to be. Basically one big never ended session of curch with he occasional training to one day fight the big battle of Armageddon.
 
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Some archived posts from 4chan that talk about Hazbin Hotel, there might be more of these screenshotted posts coming soon.
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The sixth screenshot bitching about the plot convenience of Crimson not checking if Chaz was legit about his millions and huge cock is where the line into autismoville is drawn. Incompetence fuels a majority of conflict. Step back and enjoy the fucking demon murder clowns.

I agree the song sucked. The "shrek" song was good when I could hear it though. Was that Millie's voice actress singing it?
 
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A Grey Cat said:
Pardon the Ohio train Ima bout to pull on this thread but...Dante was also on some level the classic era Chris of his time. He wrote the inferno to basically mock people he didn't like and put them in hell suffereing even though a good chunk of them died before he was even born. Pardiso is so boring because it was basically describing all the things he planned to do up there one day. Which to a pious man of his time equated to writing, soaking up the eternal sunshine all day, while saying "gee how bout that god he's one fine fellow ami right fellow faithful?"


Really Viv's version from what we've seen isn't too far off from what most Abrahamic religions imagine the place to be. Basically one big never ended session of curch with he occasional training to one day fight the big battle of Armageddon.
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I mean not to mention he is very inconsistent on where he should put certain people like basically blaming all of Julius Caesar's war crimes on someone else, and putting Cleopatra in Lust and not the suicide part of hell. Then having all his favorite poets suck his dick for how cool he is.

As for Viv's version of Hell, it's meh. But as for the episodes. While they aren't so bad, I wish there was more to them comedically. It feels like a pretty meh drama show with dark comedy thrown in. The drama wouldn't be so bad if it didn't overshadow every episode where the character who is super sad just checks their phone for happy moments. It's like Viv wanted her show to be taken super seriously right away instead of having comedic bits out before.
 
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The dicks everywhere to convey Moxie dad perception's of faggotry hyperbole was kinda funny at first, but reusing the same joke on the wedding seats was highschooler shitty humour, also retarded because when Millie and Blitzo arrived to the scene, the seats were already filled with mobsters (and the reason mox papa activated the seat dildos was to make them look occupied).
In the end, this backstory exposure turned into another excuse to vivzie enact her capeshit tier powertrips with Millie humiliating and obliterating everything again. It turned out so one-sided gayness and dumb shit. "Imp girl killing a gay mafia goons with dildos" sounds like a weirdass smut prompt.
 
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Tinnitus said:
No there´s a male writer that pretty much inserted his divorce problems into Stolas.

Stella solely exists to be a cunt to him and nothing else.
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No fucking wonder. "Writing what you know" can be OK when it's done right. When it's done wrong, you get...well, people being gay Gary Stus.
 
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Millies lack of progress and depth is made way more egregious because of there only being like 7 episodes per season.

If this was 1 episode out of, like, 20 per season, then it actually would've been pretty good, adding just a little depth every episode, and it would be more satisfying...

But this episode is like 1/8th of the season, we're already 1.5 seasons in, and Millie still has basically nothing going on.
Hell, the I.M.P. haven't been on an actual assassination mission in ages, it's gone straight into a full-on drama with months in between episodes, yet Millie progresses at the pace of an episodic comedy character, when there's really no time for that.

Side characters have more depth and progress than one of the main characters from the pilot.

Pilot focuses on the main gang.
Epsiode 1 focuses on Moxxie.
Episode 2 focuses on Stolaz, the guy the main character sleeps with for money basically, and his daughter. Already a weird turn for a show that was advertised as a funny show about imp assassins in the second episode.
Episode 3 focuses on Blitzø and Loona.
Episode 4 focuses on the main gang for once.
Episode 5 focuses on Moxxie. Again.
Episode 6 focuses on Blitzø and Moxxie.
Episode 7 focuses on Blitzø and Stolaz.

Season 2 Episode 1 focuses on Stolaz and Blitzø. Again.
Episode 2 focuses on Blitzø and Loona and Octavia.
Epsiode 3 focuses on Moxxie. Again.

Seriously, can someone tell me why the daughter of the main characters fuckbuddy pimp gets more serious attention than one of the initial 4 main characters? Don't even get me started on Stolaz himself.

Also, they keep setting up all these recurring antagonists, but so far we've only seen Verosika again for a few seconds, and the real Fizzarolli after seeing the robot version, and quick flashes of Stella.
We still have the Cherubs, Striker, the Agents, and now Moxxie's dad set up to come back later.
No way they're actually gonna be able to properly develop these 10 characters at the current pace of 8 episodes per season, especially if they still want villians that aren't recurring in between...
If you want to give all of these groups the focus in an episode at least another two times, that's gonna take at least 14 episodes, almost 2 full seasons.


Also unrelated but I hate it when the imps are naked on screen, they look so weird.
 
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Vyse Inglebard said:
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What a fucking loser! LMAO
I read that Twitter thread and I know who she is referring to. Literally, just one day after the video is made, she just has to make a "totally not a response" post. And she just so conveniently had to mention NOT to harass the people she "isn't" ranting about after 6 hours has passed since her initial post.

What an unprofessional bitch. No wonder A24 barely mentions her or her show. What a painful experience it must be to work with her. (But a totally fun one to watch on the outside.)
 
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InJailOutSoon said:
What a fucking loser! LMAO
I read that Twitter thread and I know who she is referring to. Literally, just one day after the video is made, she just has to make a "totally not a response" post. And she just so conveniently had to mention NOT to harass the people she "isn't" ranting about after 6 hours has passed since her initial post.

What an unprofessional bitch. No wonder A24 barely mentions her or her show. What a painful experience it must be to work with her. (But a totally fun one to watch on the outside.)
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Which video in particular?
 
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