Hazbin Hotel / Helluva Boss Thread - Now a Griefing Thread

[Roger Dennis]

I still gotta cringe at Alastors death. Frankly, I'm surprised how Vox never dug out this info and basically used it to destroy Als reputation. Like, sure hes a guy whos powered by Demon/Voodoo magic, but like if your rep is sunk nobody will take ya seriously.

I wonder, would it have worked more if the gave Alastor a sort of Joker treatment for backstory. Like, it’s kept vague and everyone shares or has heard a different version of who he was before he ended up in Hell or where he got this powers from. Cause, dishing out the TRUE version is rarely gonna live up.

Exactly. Keep it like Billy from Black Christmas. It’s scarier that way.

 

[make_it_so]

Welp, HuskerDust is official.

Spoiler: You’ve been warned

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Because, of course, two men can't have a close relationship without having teh gayz for each other.

 

[Stumbling7]

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+ Light Yagami and Yoshikage Kira

Spoiler: Cope dump13

 

[Dr. Butt]

It doesn’t work for the Victorian Era, when he was alive. Men were supposed to be more well groomed back then.

Isn't this a magic-powers harry potter type show? I feel like fashion anachronism is pretty common in that genre. Maybe he's a napoleon-obsessed neckbeard, if you insist on expecting viv's intellect to maintain a historically accurate hard magic system universe.

Welp, HuskerDust is official.

Spoiler: You’ve been warned

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Keith David is 90% of what's keeping this show alive, they should be more careful with this shit.

 

[InJailOutSoon]

Welp, HuskerDust is official.

Spoiler: You’ve been warned

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Where did you get that one from?

 

[The Fair Lady]

Where did you get that one from?

I’m not the one who originally posted it, couldn’t tell you where it came from.

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

You’re in luck.

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Awesome to see him, even if inside her head. Also lol another woman ruler. And Heaven is incompetent WAOWZERS!!!! NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE! (They need Jesus to make this right, non ironically).

If this were a better written series, the ones that are calling for the termination of the extermination would get blindsided by the TV man organizing a rebellion, Lute would have her "told ya so, you naive fucking retards!" moment, and the rebels would get quashed. Then, maybe afterwards, the idea and process of redeeming sinners could be scrutinized and a pipeline figured out for the >1% of sinners who actually want to change their eternity in hell for something else.

Of course, what I think is going to happen is Adam is going to be the Le Bad guy, say something near the end of the season like "oh I was just using you Lute, I don't actually care about you", and so on and so forth. Maybe he's been in kahoots with Lillith or whatever all along. Something to make him irredeemable, because people aren't allowed to like him.

That's probably going to be something like it, but the people will end up still liking him because he's the best written character there is.

So, we suddenly get Abel make an apperance, so this raises the question where the fuck is Caine. Hell, we suddenly have the Speaker of God make an apperance, yet Viv jackhammered how God isnt gonna be in this show. If the speaker of God is here, wheres Michael and Gabriel in all this shit?

Wait, Abel is there? Probably a bastardized version, kind of like St. Peter.

Probably somewhere in Hell and may team up with his dad since that leaked revealed Adam never liked Abel.

WHAT. There are even some scholars who discuss the possibility of Lucifer being the father of Cain instead of Adam & Eve. Meaning Lucifer had sexual intercourse with Eve, then Eve with Adam, so Eve had Cain, then Abel. This makes no sense - if Adam had to despise someone, it would have been Cain. Even if you take the overview of both being the children of Adam, which I think is the most correct, you have someone who hates the son who died? What the fuck is this? And later got Seth to replace Abel? Retarded writing.

>only for Lucifer to bully him so hard that he quits working in the Hotel (see leaks)
>jobs to CHADam so hard that the Dickmaster still lives rent-free in Alastor's head during S2
>the leaks show him tied up to a chair, implying that he jobs AGAIN (presumably to Vox, since in one refsheet, Alastor has a digital mouthplate reminiscent of TV man's own face)

>Dead Alastor Storage.
Oh my, the tumblr sexyman will become what he always was meant to be next season. Pfft. Let's see Homelander's reaction:

The leaker better have a villain speech prepared for why he’s doing this. Like, it better be Viv killed his dog, family, and friends and enslaved him to work at the show as a way to gloat. That is the only level of backstory I would accept, because if it’s Normal industry angst that‘s driving this, that’s a level of evil pettiness that belongs on the show itself.

"YOU MADE ME ANIMATE FUJO YAOI MISS MEDRANNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AND NOWWWWW MY VENGEAAAANCEEEEEEEE IS ALLL BUT COMPLEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" All in soprano mode.

As what he said in the leaked episode, just being by the gate. And being a noseless twink, apparently. Still can't believe this is how they interpret this dude.

Huh! So you're telling me this bad boy isn't the sexyman from Tumblr? A cute twink who had a short temper, managed to lop off the ear of one of the temple's guards that wanted to arrest Jesus Christ, and faced persecution during one of the worst moments during early Christianianity? And deemed unworthy to be crurcified like his lord, and that's why he was crucified upside down. (Must be why he has plenty of fans in Hell?)

Sarcasm aside, I dread to think what the other apostles will have to go through.

 

[The tired cat]

Sarcasm aside, I dread to think what the other apostles will have to go through.

With how wonky the world building is, I doubt we're gonna get 'em. Again, Viv jackhammers how God aint gonna be here, but then suddenly introduces the Mouth of God aka fucking Mettatron into this show.

 

[Tablet County]

With how wonky the world building is, I doubt we're gonna get 'em. Again, Viv jackhammers how God aint gonna be here, but then suddenly introduces the Mouth of God aka fucking Mettatron into this show.

To be fair, that's probably the best way to involve God without involving God. Unless you're SMT and you just don't care.

 

[The tired cat]

To be fair, that's probably the best way to involve God without involving God. Unless you're SMT and you just don't care.

I spose, but it does make me start asking "Wait, so Mettatron is here? Sooo..wheres Gabriel? Wheres Michael? Wheres Azriel? Shouldnt one of these guys be present at this trial as well? Specially Michael? Ya know..the dude who curbstomped Lucifer?"

 

[Tablet County]

I spose, but it does make me start asking "Wait, so Mettatron is here? Sooo..wheres Gabriel? Wheres Michael? Wheres Azriel? Shouldnt one of these guys be present at this trial as well? Specially Michael? Ya know..the dude who curbstomped Lucifer?"

As the kids say:
She forgor

 

[Stumbling7]

Spoiler: Cope dump14

 

[The Nothingness]

I spose, but it does make me start asking "Wait, so Mettatron is here? Sooo..wheres Gabriel? Wheres Michael? Wheres Azriel? Shouldnt one of these guys be present at this trial as well? Specially Michael? Ya know..the dude who curbstomped Lucifer?"

And how could you have St. Peter, but not the guy who called Peter to follow him?

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

As the kids say:
She forgor

"While Dany (Viv) kinda forgot about the Iron Fleet and Euron's forces (the overall Archangels in heaven), but they certainly haven't forgotten about her!!!"

And how could you have St. Peter, but not the guy who called Peter to follow him?
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That's exactly my main question! but I guess she doesn't want to offend sensibilities too much. You know, safe edgy.
Someone did a a render of how would Jesus look like on a fanon wiki, and I don't think it's too bad. I could even see him being a cheerful person, perhaps. The only thing I would change would be a "don't irritate him". Make him a "the sane person in the room".

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

In light of today's events:

 

[The tired cat]

"While Dany (Viv) kinda forgot about the Iron Fleet and Euron's forces (the overall Archangels in heaven), but they certainly haven't forgotten about her!!!"

That's exactly my main question! but I guess she doesn't want to offend sensibilities too much. You know, safe edgy.
Someone did a a render of how would Jesus look like on a fanon wiki, and I don't think it's too bad. I could even see him being a cheerful person, perhaps. The only thing I would change would be a "don't irritate him". Make him a "the sane person in the room".
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Ye, I can def seeing Jesus being as a straightman, maybe with a sort of dry sense of humor in a way. Also, nice fan render indeed, I also liked the fan version of God with him wearing that big top hat and having multiple floating eyes.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

In light of today's events:
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Viv is fucking SEETHING:

Ya love to see it

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

Viv is fucking SEETHING:
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Ya love to see it

Poor Adam and Lute will suffer for that, even if they have nothing to do with it.

 

[Activelo]

Viv is fucking SEETHING:
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Ya love to see it

Any archive? Because she deleted the tweets.

 

[Stumbling7]

Spoiler: Meme dump15