- Joined
- Jan 1, 2025
That is so janky his right eye isn't even looking at the hand it's looking at the sky.
Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
He'd focus on making sure the entire leadership of the Cartel are perma-dead, then he'd become the Overlord of fried chicken with Max if he managed to survive the past couple decades.Do you think Gus would try to re-enter the fried chicken business with a new Hell-based chain?
I have nothing against Alastor being revealed as an insufferable narcissist who can't back up his claims as he realizes he's really just the biggest fish in the lake who found himself in the ocean after attaching himself to the Hotel, but it's a good idea executed mediocrely at best."Dear, if I wanted to hurt anyone here, I would have done so already."
The Alastor we all wanted, but didn't get.
You think Alastor would stop cannibalism if he got his first taste of fried chicken?Do you think Gus would try to re-enter the fried chicken business with a new Hell-based chain?
Problem now is that all his enemies that are in Hell who haven't gotten 86'd yet by Adam's girls would be well aware of his duplicity and would be taking no chances in making sure he's killed themselves. Not just Eladio and the rest of his cartel, but especially the Salamanca clan - all of them, including Don Hector's presumably already deceased brothers and son (again, assuming the Exorcists haven't already gotten to them).He'd focus on making sure the entire leadership of the Cartel are perma-dead, then he'd become the Overlord of fried chicken with Max if he managed to survive the past couple decades.
Pollos Hermonos standards would probably be too well done for his tastes.You think Alastor would stop cannibalism if he got his first taste of fried chicken?
"Good idea executed mediocrely" could sum up the entirety of the HH/HB universe.I have nothing against Alastor being revealed as an insufferable narcissist who can't back up his claims as he realizes he's really just the biggest fish in the lake who found himself in the ocean after attaching himself to the Hotel, but it's a good idea executed mediocrely at best.
The Alastor we got I badly want to see get his ass kicked."Dear, if I wanted to hurt anyone here, I would have done so already."
The Alastor we all wanted, but didn't get.
Redeem sinners to get into heaven? No. Not a chance. Her desire there is borne from having to watch them all get slaughtered, and then being the one to give the all call.So here's a question for you Kiwis: if the exterminations never happened because Sera actually used her brain and realized that there is no way for Hell to uprise against Heaven, would Charlie still try to redeem Sinners? Whether it be because she wants them to get to Heaven, or at least make Hell a more tolerable place to live?
"Jesse don't come down here it's too red and the owl demon is insufferable"
View attachment 7048232
A fanfic with them in HH Hell would be really short, mostly because Gus's enemies will be there too and likely already established themselves, and Walter will step on the wrong feet and either get killed or enslaved."Mr. Whyyyteeee - You owe me my sanity for having to listen to these denizens to talk. And their sexual orientation."
View attachment 7048426
Bonus points if his chain became more popular with the Hell population than his drugs. You can get drugs around every corner, but a good chicken is worth murdering for.Do you think Gus would try to re-enter the fried chicken business with a new Hell-based chain?
Now I'm picturing Alastor in a business partnership with demon Captain Spaulding if his fried chicken was actually the victims killed by the Firefly family. I don't think it was ever implied that was the case, but since House of 1000 Corpses was inspired by the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre it may have been true.You think Alastor would stop cannibalism if he got his first taste of fried chicken?
At this point Joffrey Baratheon would skank Pilot Alastor. "Make the bad man sing".The only demon Gus would enjoy being around is Alastor. Pilot Alastor specifically. A sophisticated monster who gets down to business to let people know who he is.
View attachment 7048762
View attachment 7048801
But has this positive well mannered gentleman front when interacting with others on an every day basis.
View attachment 7048812
View attachment 7048850
View attachment 7048818
View attachment 7048857
Series Alastor would probably remind Gus of Walt: A man with honest incredible feats.
View attachment 7048824
View attachment 7048828
But has an ego as fragile as glass that he'd be insufferable to deal with for more than five minutes.
View attachment 7048842
View attachment 7048837
And is ultimately all talk, no bite when he's not acting all high and mighty.
View attachment 7048845
View attachment 7048846
Since I mentioned the rightful heir to the throne, Joffrey I Baratheon, I'll let him say it as he did during Tyrion IX (Chapter 41), from A Clash of Kings:So here's a question for you Kiwis: if the exterminations never happened because Sera actually used her brain and realized that there is no way for Hell to uprise against Heaven, would Charlie still try to redeem Sinners? Whether it be because she wants them to get to Heaven, or at least make Hell a more tolerable place to live?
"Traitors," Joffrey was babbling excitedly, "I'll have all their heads, I'll—"
Interesting! Very interesting and artificial.Redo Time
Charlie
Same. It doesn't help that they all look the fucking same. They never explore or talk about it. Just yaoi shit.I always wondered how the angels could tell the difference between a Sinner and a Hellborn to prevent them from accidentally killing a hellborn.
Honestly the most charitable I can be with the whole Pentious redeem himself thing could maybe be his attempt to stop Adam could be seen as him atoning for not stepping in to help the Ripper because while it was in vain, he could've easily just left and probably been fine, that is at least the most I can interpret if that backstory had been plannedI just realized a missed opportunity with Pentious, despite the reason him being in Hell being letting a prostitute get murdered and not saying or doing anything to stop it or bring the Ripper to justice, he doesn't have any scene where he makes a real connection with Angel Dust. They have a single one on one conversation and that's when Angel catches Pent placing Vox's camera and they briefly fight.
What if Pentious was still around and not in a sex room when Angel confronted Valentino at the club, and he uncharacteristically stands up for Angel, even if he gets brushed aside fairly quickly, then you have the reveal in Season 2 which adds to that scene with the new knowledge it brings. Charlie and Heaven are literally debating about how Sinners can change or not at that very moment watching them and it's even in the same room where Pentious later reveals his backstory. It further convinces me Viv had no backstory in mind for Pentious when writing S1.