Helping Chris Discussion - A discussion about wether or not Chris should receive/is deserving of help in his life

[The_MmmBop_Gang]

Chris is literally worse than Hitler and deserves to watch Barb die a slow a painful death, her decaying body being a reminder to him that he too will join her, unloved and forgotten, their pathetic existence having meant nothing in this world.

Not really that far off from what'll happen for real, tbh....

 

[Quijibo69]

Chris will need to go to a home, after that who knows?

 

[Luigi]

Maybe on a meta level (as in, to balance out people who actively troll him)? Like what Null did recently to drive off the scammers.

If you mean directly, then no and you may be a lolcow. I didn't read too far into your post, format it a little better next time so it looks like you put some effort into it and maybe people will consider the effort of reading it.

 

[Lurker]

not only does chris not deserve help, he should go to jail

he makes all autistic transwomen with lesbian souls look bad

 

[Dick Pooman]

He needs to get away from Barb. It's like he's living in the Psycho house, but his mother is still alive.

 

[Norric Lancaster]

"I only came across the topic of open-heart surgery relatively recently, and admittedly I'm not the most-educated on the entirety of the topic and recent developments in surgery techniques, but here's why you should let me perform the operation and take my opinion on it seriously."

Every single time that one of you people shows up, I literally sympathize with Chris a little bit further. Why is the comfort and safety of one harmless weirdo on the internet so infuriating to you fucking people? Of all the people we've ever covered on this forum, why is Chris the one that so many people become so Hell-bent on seeing thrown into a gutter? People like you are worse than Chris ever was, and I sincerely don't fucking understand how a new user with the exact, same opinions as you pops out of the woodwork every other day.

You don't understand Chris. No one who thinks about Chris like this understands the first fucking thing about Chris. Even if you've read the entire fucking CWCki, you still don't understand Chris. You're buying into a mythos that's practically a decade old by this point, and you don't have a single opinion that you can express that we haven't heard here a million times over. Either quit vomiting out the same fucking tired-ass opinion every other day and go back to lurking, or do us a favour and freak out about Chris so hard that we can make a thread about you.

I wanted to say "recently" as in the past year and a half or so, focusing more on Chris's older exploits and not on their more recent activity. So I'm a complete and utter newfag when it comes to Chris compared to the many people who have been following for numerous years and spend a lot of time keeping up on Chris. I just wanted to make a place for discussion on whether or not Chris should get help from the internet. My opinion is probably one of the most biases and uninformed. But that's why we have discussions right? To raise points and talk about stuff (that doesn't really matter). Also I hope you literally sympathize with someone more than you figuratively sympathize with them.
Best wishes

 

[Billy_Sama]

Chris needs a We Are the World style charity album composed for him.

 

[Canned Bread]

He needs to get away from Barb. It's like he's living in the Psycho house, but his mother is still alive.

This, and while he is at it he should stop seeing Rocky and start seeing a real psychiatrist.

 

[The Captain]

Things are already in the works as far as helping Chris. He has weekly court appointed mental health appointments, etc. It's only a matter only a matter of time before this catches up with him, tbh.

 

[deathray44]

If you want to donate to him and his mother it should be in the form of grocery gift cards so that he can't spend it on legos and MLP crap when he seays he is going to use cash to pay his bills, as we know he can't be trusted to pay his bills.

 

[repentance]

I just wanted to make a place for discussion on whether or not Chris should get help from the internet. My opinion is probably one of the most biases and uninformed. But that's why we have discussions right? To raise points and talk about stuff (that doesn't really matter).

If you'd spent more than 5 minutes reading the forum, you'd realise that it's a topic which has been already discussed to death and nothing new ever gets said when a new discussion about it starts.

 

[Sidon's fleshlight]

Here's a bit of my take on the current situation with Chris

He is honestly a horrible person. In the past, in the present, and more than likely in the future. However, I think that Null and co. do have the right to help Chris if they think it's the right thing to do, as Null once said,

Stop taking my favorite tard who just wants to sit at home and play with legos and turning him into a fucking marionette for your bullshit power fantasies.

I can see why he wants to help Chris, because, without Null's help, Chris will very quickly decline and end up without any way to interact with the online community that has sprung up because of his antics.

TL;DR- Just let Null and his goons take care of Chris so that we can continue laughing at his antics online.

 

[WeeGee]

And that's my two cents on this.

 

[AnOminous]

53 fucking replies to this in an hour?

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

Chris needs a We Are the World style charity album composed for him.

We can all record ourselves yelling over cassette tapes like Christian and the Hedgehog Boys.

 

[AnOminous]

Well, 55. Oops. 56. I mean 57.

 

[MrTroll]

If Chris was unconscious in a burning car, I'd pull him out, steal his wallet, then put him back in the car.

 

[Terrorist]

>they
@Norric Lancaster nigga please

 

[Someone in a Tree]

53 fucking replies to this in an hour?

Obligatory Mighty Wings mention.

 

[It's HK-47]

I wanted to say "recently" as in the past year and a half or so, focusing more on Chris's older exploits and not on their more recent activity. So I'm a complete and utter newfag when it comes to Chris compared to the many people who have been following for numerous years and spend a lot of time keeping up on Chris. I just wanted to make a place for discussion on whether or not Chris should get help from the internet. My opinion is probably one of the most biases and uninformed. But that's why we have discussions right? To raise points and talk about stuff (that doesn't really matter). Also I hope you literally sympathize with someone more than you figuratively sympathize with them.
Best wishes

I refuse to believe a single word of that because if you'd been around here for that long, you'd know that we have this conversation almost every single day. There is absolutely no value in having this discussion and you will change absolutely no one's opinion on the topic with an opinion that we've heard a million times over just this week. It's silly.