Helping Chris Discussion - A discussion about wether or not Chris should receive/is deserving of help in his life

[Cripple]

He needs to get away from Barb. It's like he's living in the Psycho house, but his mother is still alive.

Hey, many have wondered what Ed Gein's life with his mother was like.

And we have front row seats.

 

[Mr. 0]

this topic sucks and is now about what will happen when barb dies

oh, and barb is dead

 

[The Fool]

"I only came across the topic of open-heart surgery relatively recently, and admittedly I'm not the most-educated on the entirety of the topic and recent developments in surgery techniques, but here's why you should let me perform the operation and take my opinion on it seriously."

Every single time that one of you people shows up, I literally sympathize with Chris a little bit further. Why is the comfort and safety of one harmless weirdo on the internet so infuriating to you fucking people? Of all the people we've ever covered on this forum, why is Chris the one that so many people become so Hell-bent on seeing thrown into a gutter? People like you are worse than Chris ever was, and I sincerely don't fucking understand how a new user with the exact, same opinions as you pops out of the woodwork every other day.

You don't understand Chris. No one who thinks about Chris like this understands the first fucking thing about Chris. Even if you've read the entire fucking CWCki, you still don't understand Chris. You're buying into a mythos that's practically a decade old by this point, and you don't have a single opinion that you can express that we haven't heard here a million times over. Either quit vomiting out the same fucking tired-ass opinion every other day and go back to lurking, or do us a favour and freak out about Chris so hard that we can make a thread about you.

But, you don't understand

Chris said the N-word and hates gays

 

[PuckishRogue]

Hey, many have wondered what Ed Gein's life with his mother was like.

And we have front row seats.

I mean, with Barb freaking out about him not sleeping in her bed with her, you're not wrong.

 

[crunchysalty]

Thyse, why is the op gay?​

 

[Someone in a Tree]

But, you don't understand

Chris said the N-word and hates gays

Chris confirmed for literally Hitler.

 

[Cripple]

I mean, with Barb freaking out about him not sleeping in her bed with her, you're not wrong.

Skinsuit saga when?

 

[Sammy]

Wow, someone reads the CWCki these days and still believes it to paint a genuine picture of Chris and how awful he is. Naive.

Also I'd rather Null "wastes his time" helping a human being rather than whatever else the hell he would fill that time with. Unless its competitive video games. I'd love to see Null break into Major League Gaming.

Nah I take it back. Help out Chris Null, that's a better use of your time.

 

[Mason Verger]

I'd like to apologize to @Norric Lancaster , we can be kind of obnoxious here.

I recommend that if you really want a more clinically in-depth discussion about Christine you start by posting a thread in this forum:
https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/

I'll think you'll find they have a much more balanced temperament than what you've encountered here. Just be you and you'll be fine.

 

[Mister Loser]

He needs help, but he has to get it himself.

That's really all there is to it, I think. If Null wants to help him, that's fine, him getting in legal trouble and having extortionists is pretty bad. But Null can't, and shouldn't, be his babysitter forever.

 

[Pony Horn]

Helping Chris is like putting a bandaid on a hemorrhoid.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I like to think of it less as helping Chris and more as foiling multiple trolls that are as autistic (if not more) than as him. Like these recent guys... fuck em. Plus, every time Michael Hirtes sees someone with any sympathy or offer of help for Chris he has another mini-stroke and that's reason enough.

 

[Mason Verger]

Helping Chris is like putting a bandaid on a hemorrhoid.

i.e. it's a shitty job and nothing sticks.

 

[Bad Times]

I kind of want to kill myself just because I started typing a seriously reply that was longer than a paragraph.

edit because this post has no content: just keep doxing the aloggers and let content flow naturally. i still think chris is a massive greedy faggot.

 

[Norric Lancaster]

I refuse to believe a single word of that because if you'd been around here for that long, you'd know that we have this conversation almost every single day. There is absolutely no value in having this discussion and you will change absolutely no one's opinion on the topic with an opinion that we've heard a million times over just this week. It's silly.

Well, yeah I've never lurked around here much. Only come here from time to time to see stuff like "the talk" or other updates on Chris. I wouldn't know that this happens every day because I don't spend every day here nor do I want to. Nor do intend to change anyone. So far it's been fun to see what's come from me making a small post and all the interaction it's spurred. Im sorry but for the past year and a half I've been reading the cwciki and watching YouTube videos. Not spending time talking about him in depth for days on end. You're totally right that I haven't been here.

I'd like to apologize to @Norric Lancaster , we can be kind of obnoxious here.

I recommend that if you really want a more clinically in-depth discussion about Christine you start by posting a thread in this forum:
https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/

I'll think you'll find they have a much more balanced temperament than what you've encountered here. Just be you and you'll be fine.

It's alright. So far the ride has been pretty fun. Honestly, I wasn't even sure what being featured even meant. Kek. Thanks a ton for the good intentions.

 

[The Telomerase Truth]

I wanted to say "recently" as in the past year and a half or so, focusing more on Chris's older exploits and not on their more recent activity. So I'm a complete and utter newfag when it comes to Chris compared to the many people who have been following for numerous years and spend a lot of time keeping up on Chris. I just wanted to make a place for discussion on whether or not Chris should get help from the internet. My opinion is probably one of the most biases and uninformed. But that's why we have discussions right? To raise points and talk about stuff (that doesn't really matter). Also I hope you literally sympathize with someone more than you figuratively sympathize with them.
Best wishes

Lurk moar. We do not need a place to discuss whether Chris should get help. People are always talking about this. It's an old discussion and people rarely offer any new, notable points to it.

 

[PuckishRogue]

God he unironically said kek.

 

[RG 448]

I don't hate Christian Weston Chandler, the gross fat and balding pseudo-tranny, at all... but I kind of need him to fail and die an unhappy, early and uncomfortable death anyway, seeing as how it would be too painful for me to find out now - as I struggle to coordinate a career, kids, spouse, friends - that a man my age could really be happy just eating and playing video games all day.

This is stuff I used to enjoy but don't really have time for anymore, and have down prioritized hard since "growing up" and every now and then I miss it and think, you know, how great would it be if I could just play with legos all day and eat without dying at age 38, and nobody bothered me and I didn't have to work? But I don't really believe that I WANT any of that, I tell myself, because as most people I think I sort of hope that all this hard work I put into my life will somehow pay off, or make me "more" "happy" than just pure hedonism could, or at least I want to sort of believe that my own happiness is somehow connected to effort or my job or something stupid, when in reality the bottom line is that when I die nothing I do or can do or will have done will mean more, in the grand scheme of things, than anything that happened in the life of Christian Chandler. Which is horrifying, really. So I am glad he is miserable, because I too am miserable and I think we all are fundamentally miserable because of this sort of, uh, gap between all the things we do and our fundamental knowledge that none of them matter all that much... you know, between all the effort we put into things (into being good people living good lives that are filled with productivity and love and human compassion), and the lengths we go to to forget that we know that some day it will all die with us anyway.

So it would be really good, for my own mental health and outlook, if he died miserably and very vocally while broadcasting his decline on the internet for all the world to see. You know, in that sense he is sort of like an artist with all the polarities reversed. I don't want people to do something TOO well, and survive for too long and live a happy life, because that would be unbearable and mean that my own long life of mediocre, cookie cutter contentment and happiness was not justified....Like. If you are super good at something, I kinda need to see you die at age 28, for me to not feel horrible that I am not good at anything except staying alive... and in the same spirit, I don't want people to do TOO badly and survive in utter, happy hedonism, because that too would mean that my own life was wrong, or misguided. If you are in your 30s and hand-draw a comic about a fictional world with sonic characters you believe are real, you must die. It is anthropological fact.

So in that sense, the life of Chris - and the watching of Chris - makes me aware that I am a petty and scared man, which makes me even more hostile to him, which in turn makes me feel more petty. It is a vicious circle and the only way out of it, is his death. They used to drag the beautiful Mayan virgins with the longest, darkest hair, to the top of the pyramids to sacrifice them to their gods, because they thought it was necessary. On kiwifarms, we need the fat, striped-shirt wearing autist with long greasy hair and bald spot to drag himself up his virtual pyramid and die up there, miserably, so that we may continue to believe that we live the right lives. We are the high priests, and the drought is coming. Everything is going to dry up and die out, and we are desperate. I don't hate Christian Chandler, who regularly shits himself because his diet is just that poor, but none the less I feel a strong, primal craving for him to die so that I may live.

Also it is funny that he thought he was growing a vagina.

Dude's nuts

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Im here to LAUGH at Chris, not help him.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Helping Chris by giving him money or whatever is just fueling his irresponsible financial habits and is one of the worst things you can do for him in the long run. He blows money on toys and shit, then realizes he needs money for some "emergency", and idiots bail him out. Instead of doing what a responsible person would do and create an emergency fund instead of blowing all of his tugboat on toys, he just waits for autists looking for that e-fame to bail him out.

Helping Chris by getting him a social worker, a job (lol), or help him stick to a budget (lol) would do far more good.