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I just ask myself if I'm entertained by a movie. If I am it's a good movie, if I'm not it's a bad movie. I'll take cheesy dialog and silly rubber masks over something that dull. Like, I enjoyed the short Heck a lot more then Skinamarink. Damn movie was too long for what it was doing.
Even Zaffy finds Skinamarink scary. How? It's one of them annoyingly overtalked-about, horror movie of the year flicks, that everyone seems to like to claim how much it made them shit their pants. I have the same attitude towards The Ring, Lake Mungo, and the Blair Witch films; they're creepy, but they're not terrifying.
 
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Get ready for a movie neither I, nor literally anyone else, will watch. Femoid nigger protagonist? I'm out, and so is everyone else, including femoids, niggers, and femoid niggers. Yay, you get soyboys, but joke's on you, they were always going to watch everything anyway.
 
Deciding if sitting in the theaters twice this month is worth doing, gonna pull the trigger for iron lung due to morbid curiosity but idk about 28 years later 2. The first one of those was a good film but it wasn't exactly cinema candy. The best part of the first 28 years film really was all the people shocked with the sympathy for the infected angle. As if George Romero wasn't doing that decades ago...
 
Get ready for more "white people are the real monsters" 🥱

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XYqQPiXpi4w
I really want to hope this is an over-the-top comedy horror grindhouse of a movie that happens to have a mutt lead like that, and is like Ready or Not and You're Next, but I can't trust movies to not bring some racial politics nowadays.
I just want a fun movie, that shouldn't be so hard.
 
1. This dumb bitch AKA Make Media Matter thinks sinners being about racism is a shocking plot twist. American Blacks can’t make movies about anything but race. Something African cinema makes fun of.
Old ass comment I know, but I'm curious. What are some examples of African black cinema mocking American black cinema for being obsessed with race?
 
Just finished watching welcome to Derry. I enjoyed it even though there were a lot of issues with the writing and no subtlety. I think that we're gonna get some very wacky shit pulled straight from the novels for season 2 and 3 before ultimately getting a real ritual of chud in either a grand finale or movie.
 
the wife saw Bone Temple, she's not entirely sure what she saw but she liked it
I just got back from it.

It's far more of a character piece than the first film, but it's equally as strange. Extremely violent and disturbing. I think people will dislike the lack of extra world building, but they will enjoy it overall. I would recommend going to great pains to avoid having the plot spoiled for you.

Better than 28 Years? No, but it's not disappointing in any way. I can't imagine what the third film will be about our how it will tie into the first two.
 
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I just got back from it.

It's far more of a character piece than the first film, but it's equally as strange. Extremely violent and disturbing. I think people will dislike the lack of extra world building, but they will enjoy it overall. I would recommend going to great plains to avoid having the plot spoiled for you.

Better than 28 Years? No, but it's not disappointing in any way. I can't imagine what the third film will be about our how it will tie into the first two.
she also mentioned to her sister that it's hard to explain much of anything without spoiling a lot
also more flopping dongs
 
I'm convinced this is another "it's great!" for the die hards going day 1. Then everyone else will point out it's an art film with a MASSIVE BROWN COCK swinging around and say it sucks. Give it 2 weeks until you see it to get the fanboys clear.
 
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