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Oh this is so going on my to watch list. Please tell me your not embellishing the plot and it's as batshit crazy as you describe?
After you finish, check out Bats from 1999. Lou Diamond Phillips as a small town sheriff fighting genetically modified superbats created by the warden from Shawshank Redemption going full chewing scenery mode.

 
I hate that they turned one of my favorite books into propaganda. The blacks and the natives opposing the evil white people who want to unleash the evil child eating clown on the earth. Also, that Indian lady is the worst fucking actress. Her line delivery was just terrible.
The old Injun woman in Ginger Snaps 3 was pretty wooden, too. Overall, great movie, where the twist is, the legend of the Wendigo began with Canadian Werewolves, to narrow it down, and cut to the chase, and not witter on about it too much.
 
back in the day my mom was a big fan of King, so it was neat when we got her one of those Castle Rock traffic citations from Needful Things
it was pretty cheap, like twenty bucks, but still it was really cool
 
Modern audiences are fucking retarded

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I was able to see The Shining in Imax last weekend, as I wanted to experience it the way Kubrick intended, not like how I saw it during Halloween.

I'm just gonna come right out and say it. It's now my favorite horror film along with Se7en and Silence Of The Lambs, and like those two, is one of the few films I've ever given a perfect score to.
 
Modern audiences are fucking retarded

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I was able to see The Shining in Imax last weekend, as I wanted to experience it the way Kubrick intended, not like how I saw it during Halloween.

I'm just gonna come right out and say it. It's now my favorite horror film along with Se7en and Silence Of The Lambs, and like those two, is one of the few films I've ever given a perfect score to.
The Shining has a mere 8.4 on imdb btw
 
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I can only remember the episode with the pickle monster I like when he takes other forms, but pennywise and all creepy clowns have become such a big part of pop culture that it’s just not scary anymore anyway it’s modern stephen king so the rest of what I remember is his overly preachy mary-sue race stuff x2
He did it before sure, but now he’s obligated to double down by the bogeyman called racism
 
To be fair, that is very high for IMDB. It places it at number 66 on the top 250 films for that site.
I should acknowledge that TV series skew towards higher IMDB than movies do, for whatever reason. So you can find a lot of funny things like that, if you compare fotm TV shows to major film classics. Se7en and Silence of the Lambs have even higher ratings than The Shining I think, so the people are on your side. The weird cult stuff I mostly like does pretty good to break a 7.0.
 
I can only remember the episode with the pickle monster I like when he takes other forms, but pennywise and all creepy clowns have become such a big part of pop culture that it’s just not scary anymore anyway it’s modern stephen king so the rest of what I remember is his overly preachy mary-sue race stuff x2
He did it before sure, but now he’s obligated to double down by the bogeyman called racism
Did this show even go for an easy layup by having It take the form of a man wearing a white robe and pointed hood to scare the black kid?
 
Looks more like a turd monster. How does anyone, including Stephen King himself, find this scary?
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To us It isn’t, but to normies who consume minecraft horror mods or have nightmares about wallpaper (backrooms) all you need is an ugly face and they’ll shit bricks, the bar to scare people is pretty low nowadays.
 
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This also would belong on the Grinds My Gears thread, but this is a screenshot of my annoyed comment towards a dullard's dumb, pretentious comment, on a YouTube video of the Doctor Sleep opening.
 
So Ritchie and Mike's parents dont ever warn their kids about whats happening in the town? This plot is complete nonsense.
It's been quite a while since I watched the films but isn't it very clearly stated that ITs influence causes people to forget all the awful shit that happens in the town, the people that go missing, etc etc.?
 
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