How are you doing? - Kiwi Farms Wellness Check

[Betonhaus]

I dink I god de cold now. my nose is a snot factory working overtime

...I should do the covid test, we got like three boxes of them still

I tested negative. i took some buckleys which gave my nose diarrhea so I'm breathing better now

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

How do I make COVID go away???? Wtf, it's 8 days since I came down with this. I haven't been able to be in the same room as my kids in a week - and I'm running out of time before it's Christmas and they're gone and I'm kind of freaking out and sad. I'm trapped in my bedroom, haven't been able to do any holiday stuff I'd planned for months, can't cook for anyone, can't go shopping, barely got a tree up when I was alone in the house.

I still have a constant low-grade fever and have tested positive 4 times. I don't know what should be doing.

 

[Second Sun]

First day off work hasn't lifted my foul mood. Having free time is pointless when there's nothing I want to do.

I'd pinned all my hopes on finding a girl. Without that I have zero will.

 

[Dean Pentel]

How do I make COVID go away???? Wtf, it's 8 days since I came down with this. I haven't been able to be in the same room as my kids in a week - and I'm running out of time before it's Christmas and they're gone and I'm kind of freaking out and sad. I'm trapped in my bedroom, haven't been able to do any holiday stuff I'd planned for months, can't cook for anyone, can't go shopping, barely got a tree up when I was alone in the house.

I still have a constant low-grade fever and have tested positive 4 times. I don't know what should be doing.

Sorry you're not feeling well. I've had COVID 3 times (according to the tests). What I saw helpful for me I can recommend to you:

Get some sunlight, at least 30 minutes a day. Use whatever meds you need to address your symptoms so you can get restful sleep. Stay hydrated. Make sure you're eating whole foods, as much as your appetite allows for. Supplement with vitamins but no need to mega-dose anything. Most importantly, keep your mind occupied and don't forget to interact with people you love in any way you can.

 

[Nick Obre]

Had sort of a breakthrough with him where I think he finally gets it

You "think" he finally got it. So you're still faffing about trying to send vibes.
Just tell him. Case in point:

I have a horror story of a literal big tiddie goth gf making very forward motions, asking for my number and giving me every chance to make a move and I blew it.

I have a similar story: back in college, this classmate was this gorgeous big tiddy goth. I'm talking an unbelievably hot woman, the only reason she wouldn't be a 10/10 was because her nose was very wide (and I've come to realize every woman I've been involved with or attracted to had an unusual nose; none in the same way as any of the others, but not one of them had a typical, generic pretty nose). By far the most physically beautiful woman I've ever been with. Like, huge tits, huge ass, tiny waist, incredible eyes, long straight raven black hair that was actually long wavy natural blonde hair which she dyed and straightened, because goth.

She asked me a question once during class, and after that she started getting close, gradually. This one time she sat in the spot behind me during class and started giving me a massage out of nowhere. Even the professor noticed and was like "MR OBRE, MISS TIDDYGOTH, WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING OVER THERE" in front of the whole class. Embarrassing yes but it was a good massage.
Since I never seemed to catch the VERY OBVIOUS AND PHYSICAL HINTS, she one day straight up told me: Ok so you and I, after class, we'll go behind the stairs and make out.
I was flabbergasted. Her intentions towards me blindsided me, despite the in hindsight clear signals*.

So anyway, we did. It didn't work out in the end, or for very long at that, but it was very fun while it lasted.

*In my defense, I was sort of emotionally disoriented at the time from coming out of a different situation with a different girl, which, come to think of it, was a complete disaster because both I and the girl in question were both retards who were head over heels for each other, but both decided to play the hinting game for entirely too long.

So what I'm saying is, @Blobby's Murder Knife, stop trying to say it without saying it, stop giving him massages during class. Just go and tell him:
HEY, BRO, I WANT YOUR HOT BODY
I NEED YOU TO REARRANGE MY GUTS
I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME TO SLEEP

Or, you know, something more demure but equally unambiguous.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

The site is fucking up, but what I will say is yeah, he's totally got it now and on board.

What I did was pray about it, believe it or not. Every fucking time I pour out my heart to God, He answers me.

 

[Nick Obre]

The site is fucking up, but what I will say is yeah, he's totally got it now and on board.

What I did was pray about it, believe it or not. Every fucking time I pour out my heart to God, He answers me.

Congratulations I GUESS
But funny to see people will depend on divine intervention sooner than be honest and direct about their feelings.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Congratulations I GUESS
But funny to see people will depend on divine intervention sooner than be honest and direct about their feelings.

You can only throw so much shit at someone before you are just like wat? Regardless, it is great and I am looking forward to the future with maybe him in it.

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

I don’t really know. I’m okay I guess. This entire month has been weird and I’ve felt like I’m in a state of limbo because work is slow and I have things to do but no motivation.

Life feels weird and I’ve been spending too much time feeling down about the state of clown world. Ive just been feeling…unsettled. Like you’re standing around knowing something bad is going to happen, but you don’t know what or when.

Like, I was laying in bed and had a thought about what would happen if a nuclear bomb detonated near where I live. I imagined what it would look and sound like and what would happen. It was fucking weird. I’m sure a shrink would have a field day with me.

I don’t know. I’m not going to talk to anyone about this shit, but I can write it out here.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Not happy but not sad.

 

[Spitz]

I've been lifting weights and doing various exercises for cardio after I gained a few pounds off of Thanksgiving leftovers last month. I got on creatine monohydrate a few weeks ago along with 175g protein a day from various sources and all the important branched-chain amino acids. I put on 8 pounds in the last three weeks and my joints are screaming at me. I started getting back into yoga and MMA to try to help me loosen up. It's gonna be a slow journey from here. I don't want to fuck up my body anymore than it already is.

Footwork and shadowboxing/kicking while listening to Gillespie and Parker is a trip, literally.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

The site is fucking up, but what I will say is yeah, he's totally got it now and on board.

What I did was pray about it, believe it or not. Every fucking time I pour out my heart to God, He answers me.

So, does that mean that your crush dicked you or did God dick you? Because God sent you that dick.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

So, does that mean that your crush dicked you or did God dick you? Because God sent you that dick.

We'll see next week.

My mother asked me if I quit being Catholic because of this. I called her a retard and lmao. I was like no, just means I'm going to to have to go to confession...a lot...and pray the prayer rope a lot more. God intervened here for a reason. He is such a great guy. I am guarded but hopeful.

Spoiler: Yeah...

Oh God, have mercy on me, a sinner.
Oh Lord, cleanse me of my sins and have mercy on me.
Oh Master, forgive me as I have sinned without number

 

[dick brain]

Don't create an autistic girlfriend depression story. Because trust me, even if you move on, us guys hold onto that shit forever.

Don't make your own fragility someone else's responsibility.

>Earlier today: Feel like shit and kinda unmotivated and depressed
>Drink a little bit of beer. Feel FUCKING GREAT.

Goddamn. This shit is magical. I don't know why I didn't start drinking sooner. Like I'm legit feeling like I could move the world right now and I plan on it too.

B careful friend. Many have pissed away good lives for this reason.

I'd pinned all my hopes on finding a girl. Without that I have zero will.

Bad move.

You can only throw so much shit at someone before you are just like wat? Regardless, it is great and I am looking forward to the future with maybe him in it.

Congrats! Probably time to stop asking people to DM you photos of hard cocks though.

 

[Nick Obre]

We'll see next week.

My mother asked me if I quit being Catholic because of this. I called her a retard and lmao. I was like no, just means I'm going to to have to go to confession...a lot...and pray the prayer rope a lot more. God intervened here for a reason. He is such a great guy. I am guarded but hopeful.

Spoiler: Yeah...

Oh God, have mercy on me, a sinner.
Oh Lord, cleanse me of my sins and have mercy on me.
Oh Master, forgive me as I have sinned without number

Make sure not to fuck him out of wedlock then

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Make sure not to fuck him out of wedlock then

I'll try not too, but if so, well, know I am in mortal sin blahblahblah looking up confession times in his area.

To be completely honest though, the goal isn't to get the box smashed in (if it happens, it happens), rather I just want cuddles as dumb as that sounds. He said same. We're both pretty old so different priorities, I suppose.

 

[LonesomeDud]

I have worked out a fair bit of tension, and I have some thoughts. Despite all of this, young me would be pleasantly surprised how much now me has trusted in the Lord and the fruits of those labors in trust, and that gives me tremendous hope for the future.

 

[Anonitolia]

Pretty tired. I've put my nose to the grindstone these past few weeks and probably won't be stopping any time soon. It's a first for me- I'm not used to this much work- so it's been a rough adjustment period. Thankfully, however, I feel pretty fulfilled from all this. Giving up more free time to actually work towards something? Yes please. Best decision i've made in a long while.
I wish I could've grasped how good this would feel earlier on in life so that I was more productive throughout it, but better I start now rather than never.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I got a grand jury summons. How do I get out of it, preferably without ever going? They actually bust people for ignoring them around here, and my sense of civic responsibility died a few years ago.

 

[bile demon]

How do I make COVID go away????

Are you vaccinated against it?