How are you doing? - Kiwi Farms Wellness Check

Mesh Gear Fox said:
You going tranny on us?
Click to expand...
it's not quite like that i just know a lot of kiwis won't give me a chance to explain
7de4ac4171ff8fa7387b03b3e0863805.jpg
 
  • Feels
  • Agree
Reactions: Cheerlead-in-Chief, Marika, Judas Connor Moon and 3 others
I've knocked off two minutes from my daily mile sprint. Still frustrated about my ex even after nearly ~3 months but still pushing on. Been in some funky situations since then while dating which kinda make me feel shitty for the current dating pool but also can't help but laugh about it. One woman asked me to collaborate on her Onlyfans (lol no) and another asked if her husband could watch me fuck her (which was a surprise, also hell no)
 
  • Feels
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Norbert the Tiger, Cheerlead-in-Chief, Judas Connor Moon and 2 others
Plunkie said:
I've knocked off two minutes from my daily mile sprint. Still frustrated about my ex even after nearly ~3 months but still pushing on. Been in some funky situations since then while dating which kinda make me feel shitty for the current dating pool but also can't help but laugh about it. One woman asked me to collaborate on her Onlyfans (lol no) and another asked if her husband could watch me fuck her (which was a surprise, also hell no)
Click to expand...
keep on chadding king. i want to try doing sprinting eventually.
i did get new workout gear so that's a step in the right direction
 
  • Optimistic
  • Like
Reactions: Cheerlead-in-Chief and Marika
Plunkie said:
I've knocked off two minutes from my daily mile sprint. Still frustrated about my ex even after nearly ~3 months but still pushing on. Been in some funky situations since then while dating which kinda make me feel shitty for the current dating pool but also can't help but laugh about it. One woman asked me to collaborate on her Onlyfans (lol no) and another asked if her husband could watch me fuck her (which was a surprise, also hell no)
Click to expand...
That's one of the big problems with online dating (I assume that's what you're doing); it's not the worst idea in theory, except for the fact that for 97% of the people on there the only companionship they really need is that of a psychiatrist and, possibly, a priest.

I have no experience with any of it personally, but from what I've seen secondhand I'm ok with that.

Neurotypical Mantis said:
keep on chadding king. i want to try doing sprinting eventually.
i did get new workout gear so that's a step in the right direction
Click to expand...
I was just going to say, make sure you move around too if you're feeling antsy and ruminating. People's brains are way too active these days while their bodies are way too inactive.
If you take care of your health in general you'll still be high strung, nothing will change that, but it won't bother you nearly so much.
 
  • Agree
  • DRINK!
Reactions: Cheerlead-in-Chief and Neurotypical Mantis
Got a brand new pair of tortoise shell glasses (thanks dad) and finally got everything for that new job at the college in order. I start the 14th, and unlike all my other jobs before this one is gonna be a real job. No more payday every two weeks bullshit, no more getting laid off because of "low profits," no more minimum wage grunt work.


Sure it's still dishwashing, but dishwashing for a real company that offers benefits; denal, vision, healthcare, paid leave when the college is on break in the spring, summer, and holiday season. Not some dive bar or greasy spoon startup restaurant that's doomed to fail in less than a year anyway, or worst of all...fast food. Hell I'm not a hundred percent sure but since it's for a college I think employees have the option to enroll with tuition paid, and even without that I know for certain that after 90 days I'll be in a union which will set me up for fucking life mother fuckers! All that's missing is a 401k and/or some kinda pension for when im old and thinking of retiring to a penthouse off central park.


The only thing I'm NOT looking forward to is tax season next year...I'm gonna need w2's from like...3 different places or more! but aside that...All I ask is for this to be finally be my big break, the start of a new life where the only way to go is onward and upward and no more scrounging by on scraps and blind luck.
 
  • Like
  • Feels
  • DRINK!
Reactions: Robert w'E'd Leef, Cheerlead-in-Chief, Daily Happenings and 7 others
I hope this isn't too powerlevel-y but my childhood dog is probably going to die tomorrow. She is old and has organ failure and possibly cancer, and her abdomen is rapidly swelling from fluid buildup because of the failing organs. Treatments are hideously expensive and are not likely to increase her lifespan very much, so we are putting her to sleep before she is in too much pain.

I grew up with that dog, and I'm going to miss her so much.
 
  • Feels
  • DRINK!
Reactions: Fek, Literal Shitbag, Rewire Tea and 16 others
I had a dream about a fat round cat wearing halloween vampire teeth and waddling around looking goofy with human like fake teeth while I kept yelling "give me back my halloween vampire teeth you darn cat".


Didn't know where to share this so I thought I'd just post it here.
 
  • Like
  • Winner
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: obsdj, What the shit, Marika and 3 others
Neurotypical Mantis said:
i feel like my rep as a kiwi will be completely nuked if i give something away but it's been on my mind and i want to get it out of my wormbrain :(
Click to expand...
Let's start with the problem that you think "kiwi reputation" is a thing, or that it matters at all.

Just unburden yourself my lad.
 
  • Feels
Reactions: Judas Connor Moon, Mesh Gear Fox and Neurotypical Mantis
well no matter anyway minor identity crisis resolved.
gave myself kind of a pep talk before falling asleep and no matter what i know i'm gonna keep going. whatever shitty life decisions i make i'm gonna take the hit and keep going to work through them
 
  • Feels
  • Like
Reactions: Clown Baby, Marika and Mesh Gear Fox
Was walking my dog in the park the other day, drinking a beer and having a smoke while doing so. At one point, I had the dog's lead and joint in one hand and the can of lager in the other. At this point, some cunt wasp decided this was the best time to get right up in my face and do a recon of my entire body at 3 inch distance. Fucker was all up in my shit and just wouldn't fuck off. Tried moving away but eventually reflexes kicked in and had to swat with one of my hands to get it away from me. It was the hand with the beer in, and it went fucking everywhere and soaked me. Had to walk through the park drinking the remains of the can covered in lager, and there was loads of people there.

The fact I laughed about this and didn't rage makes me think I'm doing better.
 
Last edited:
  • Feels
  • Winner
  • Like
Reactions: Tijuana Bible, murph, Wraith and 6 others
The Curmudgeon said:
I've been busy lately, but I'm doing good. I have jury duty coming up. I hope that goes well.

Also, though I've been an adamant atheist my whole life, I have been more interested in religion in recent years. Maybe it's because I'm getting older or because the world is becoming a more awful place or all of the above. Who knows where my religious studies will take me?
Click to expand...
Was atheistic up until around 23, then more on the agnostic side until around 28. Felt the same inclinations you did, so I started reading a lot of Christian essays, literary works, and eventually the Bible itself (NT mainly.)

Identified as a Christian ever since. You might say my approach was intellectual/literary at first, but eventually 'it just made sense.'

This was, it's worth mentioning, after a typical quasi-religious but-not-really upbringing.
 
  • Feels
  • Like
  • Semper Fidelis
Reactions: Wraith, The Curmudgeon, Nikes_JustDoIt and 2 others
I was told last Wednesday by the shop manager in a massive vent disguised as a company-wide meeting that the entire workforce can be replaced and that can walk out the door at any time if I don't like my job. I kinda feel like that's one of those things that should kill morale of the people who work for you and I'm not looking forward to showing up tomorrow for another 10 hour day of getting grilled by a clueless CEO and a temperamental autistic coworker who mumbles everything and talks way too fast for me to understand him half the time. I honestly think I was happier sorting packages at UPS during the covid months because at the very least my supervisor and coworkers acknowledged my existence. It's very ironic that I finally get a full-time job in my field and every day I have to convince myself that I don't hate it, otherwise I'd feel compelled to quit before I can land something better.
 
  • Feels
  • Like
Reactions: Tijuana Bible, murph, Reluctant MC and 5 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back