How are you doing? - Kiwi Farms Wellness Check

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

Having a hard time getting invested in anything lately. Have hand pain issues that makes using my hands for computer shit/drawing shit/games harder to do if that thing I'm doing is anything I can be distracted from. (I.e. learning new shit)

It's got me pretty frustrated normally, which leads to a sorta "this shit won't stop" style depression after.

Another appointment with ortho to hopefully finally just prescribe pain management, since I've avoided it for literal years at this point.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Just got my electricity bill with the new monthly payment prices, to say i feel assraped would be an understatement. This country is deep in the shitter.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

Im doing surprisingly well all things considered. Ive found the past couole months to be a slog but ive got a check on the way for some decent money thats long overdue and the weather is like April in the muddle of June thanks to some kind of a weird polar vortex going on. Im actually looking forward to skipping summer for a bit.

 

[glow]

Today I discovered that I'll be a dad. How do I prevent my future child from becoming a lolcow?

 

[Aztec Death Squad]

I'm trying to determine if my coworker will interpret me giving him a mango as a sexual gesture.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

I'm planning to move on to the capital of my country. All of the climate around here makes it pretty challenging to do so, but if everything goes okay. I'm gonna move in with my girlfriend to start a new life, alone in the big city and together. This is the motivation that makes me get up in the mornings.

 

[WolfeTone]

Pretty ok, still sad about Uncle Ted but I figure he's free now instead of wrapped in chains. Gonna have a fire tonight and roast some marshmallows.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I could've posted this in a thread where I need to be mad or shit. But this right here for the New Fable just absolutely mortifies and infuriates me. I'm not doing fine, this pisses me off.

I know your pain. Saw trailer for new Monkey Island, got excited and then realized it's a trailer for a Monkey Island-themed expansion for some shitty live service game.

 

[Betonhaus]

Today I discovered that I'll be a dad. How do I prevent my future child from becoming a lolcow?

I guess try to be a positive force in your child's life? I'd say homeschool, but i'm expecting the trans agenda to be imploding before your kid is born and things shifting rightwards by the time your kid is in school. give your kid a strong name liek chad or stacy or whatever becomes the modern versions at that time, and spend lots of time playing sports and activities with your kid so it becomes a jock or cheerleader at school and so more resistant to the call of slob.

I'm trying to determine if my coworker will interpret me giving him a mango as a sexual gesture.

just don't write "rearrange my guts daddy" on it.

 

[anustart76]

I'm all set to start my new job in a couple weeks but I'm still wrapping up my current one now that I've given my resignation. I still dread doing it because I don't trust the current team I work with. But I can't just tell them all to fuck off because I still like the other people outside this current team, and don't want to burn those bridges. I should be taking it easy and enjoying this period, but I can't.

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

IT fucking sucks, theres always that one asshole in the team or management who always abuses power, berates people and expects too much shit. Dont take IT kiwibros, dont take it unless you really like it. FML

 

[Gog & Magog]

I am hungry.

 

[Mayor Cody Travers]

I'm back, and boy, did life fall apart bad in a couple weeks. I'm just gonna take a bit from life, settle some stuff, then go off to regather myself.

Missed you faggots though. I finally caved and got Tor.

 

[WolfeTone]

My dad tested excellent at the doctor's today, only thing he fucked off on is glucose, which was twice as high as it should be, and I found 2 M&Ms wrappers in the trash, but he said he'll behave from now on after wifey chewed him out for like 3 hours. He really needs to since he has cataracts surgery tomorrow. He's extremely happy and excited to get it done since up til about 3 years ago his vision was 20/20 and recently the sun's calloused his eyes.

Me-me? I'm happy as fucc boiiiii, been putting a lot of effort in to boost his health recently and it seems like it's really payed off based on the report.

 

[Just A Butt]

glaucoma surgery

i thought it was cataracts?

 

[WolfeTone]

Oh yeah, I mix those 2 up all the time, lemme correct that

 

[Just A Butt]

I mix those 2 up all the time

probably cause you're a fucking retard who huffed his braincells to death with keyboard duster, lol

 

[WelperHelper99]

Been walking home for the last little bit, car still in the shop. It's a long walk but it's mostly down hill, and I pass plenty of gas stations if I want a snack. So life is doing alright I feel. It has me seriously thinking about buying another car, probably a truck of some sort, which people are selling like crazy rn. I'll need one in the future anyway, might be nice to start looking around now.

 

[WolfeTone]

GMCs are, legitimately, the best truck brand and probably always have been.

Pops's cataracts surgery went amazing, better than either of us were expecting, the doctor really knows his shit. He's gonna have wonky depth perception for the next 3 weeks till he gets the other one done but I'll be there to help. He's absolutely over the moon about it, very happy to get it done.

 

[Just A Butt]

but I'll be there to help.

to help what, exactly?