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AnOminous said:
Lmao being so much of a faggot you even contemplate the concept of "Kiwi women."

Imagine my face busting open in hilarity.
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You know what, I'd usually give you an epic roast right now and neg-rate you like the true based Alpha Male I am .

But I'm just going to tell you that you're being rather rude and mean, upsetting my Christian priciples and let that weigh on your thoughts and conscience because I know that's the REAL way to own people.
So take ThAT!
 
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Coughed up some, what appears to be, bloody phlegm. Kind of freaking but we'll see what happens in the morning. You know, a good "you might actually have a problem" scare really makes you go "all those thoughts of not wanting to be around are bs".

C'mon no whammy!
 
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Doctor John B. Zyklon said:
Coughed up some, what appears to be, bloody phlegm. Kind of freaking but we'll see what happens in the morning. You know, a good "you might actually have a problem" scare really makes you go "all those thoughts of not wanting to be around are bs".

C'mon no whammy!
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Did you take some Buckley's or whatever your local industrial strength cold syrup is?
 
Betonhaus said:
Did you take some Buckley's or whatever your local industrial strength cold syrup is?
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No, I haven't. I've had an on and off cough for months, I think I may have a lung thing I need to get checked out. It's also very bad air quality right now where I'm at. When I left the area my cough lessened a couple of months ago.

I haven't really been hacking up a lung, which is why it was concerning. But I'm hoping it's just some irritation from a fire I had the other night, plus dry air.
I'll be making a doc appointment sooner rather than later for the lung shit but uh, that red phlegm really worked me up.
 
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I'm endorphin-drunk and I hit a fever of 100.8F. My head hurts. The world feels surreal and strange. I woke up in a cocoon of sweat.
 
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Ultrapenguin said:
Plus then they'd be able to see your post history, and that's a real landmine.

"Hey hon, can you come in here a second? I was reading your posts and I saw how you said that guys should pee in the sink once in a while to 'mark their territory and dunk on women'; be honest, do you pee in the sink when I'm not watching?".

And you know they'd be reading through the entire thing too, laying up at night wondering what you meant by some comment you made ages ago. Harrowing stuff.
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I'd be like '7863 posts? I'm not reading all of that shit'.

Doctor John B. Zyklon said:
I haven't really been hacking up a lung, which is why it was concerning. But I'm hoping it's just some irritation from a fire I had the other night, plus dry air.
I'll be making a doc appointment sooner rather than later for the lung shit but uh, that red phlegm really worked me up.
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Hope everything turns out OK.

Apparently I am down 11lbs from a month ago weighing myself this morning.
 
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Today is starting on a bad foot.

Last night I was trying to organize stuff on external hard drives (I keep backups of DVDs and stuff) and due to a wiggly cord, two glitched. In one case comps keep telling me they can't open the root of that drive because some files give them an "I/O error" but if I just type the name of subdirectories I can completely bypass that... why I'm not allowed to just DELETE the offending files (they aren't anything I need to keep) is anybody's guess.

Using Linux Mint BTW, I need to check this drive on Windows later to see if the problem persists but right now I'm getting data off of it in case I need to wipe.

The OTHER hard drive got hit worse.... in that case, an entire directory is suddenly seen as blank, when it had multiple seasons of a long-running TV show in it (DVD rips--fortunately I do have the original DVDs still). File recovery.... worked in an autistic way that convinced me I would be better off just re-ripping the show, but I also don't trust the drive itself so I'm waiting for a replacement to arrive.

It's honestly got me wondering if I should bother with external hard drives at all and not switch to MicroSD cards, since with those I would bypass the problem of wobbly wires altogether.
 
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>Wake up at 1AM, can't fall back asleep until 6AM
>Don't hear 7AM alarm, end up sleeping until 9AM
>Late for work
>Boss is mad, I try to get my shit done ASAP
>Too tired and annoyed at everything
>Decide to call in "sick" for the rest of the day
>Go to get late breakfast, find out I forgot to turn on the dishwasher last night
>No clean dishes!
>Wash some dishes for breakfast
>Decide to eat a couple of eggs for breakfast
>First egg is fine, crack the second egg, it's bloody and gross. MEAL RUINED
>There's no more eggs left
>Try to eat cereal, realize my dad ate all the cereal last night
>Eating a cup of yogurt, trying to enjoy it
>Cat proceeds to vomit in front of me
>Tired af, decide to get coffee
>Grab coffee mug wrong, now I have a broken mug and a mess to clean up

Am I cursed today or what? The day isn't even half way over, scared of what else can go wrong.
 
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Doctor John B. Zyklon said:
Coughed up some, what appears to be, bloody phlegm. Kind of freaking but we'll see what happens in the morning. You know, a good "you might actually have a problem" scare really makes you go "all those thoughts of not wanting to be around are bs".

C'mon no whammy!
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It's SUPER cancer. It's MEGA cancer!
 
I'm struggling. Staying with my parents for a while and it's giving me massive anxiety and sadness. My dad is a legit autist and his obsessions after retirement are 1. tv and 2. the weather. If he has nothing else to do he sits in front of the tv all day AND we're all supposed to sit there and watch his shows with him and comment on them constantly. My heart breaks for my mom for having to deal with that when she has so many more interests, and my heart breaks for my dad that he doesn't have any friends and needs the tv to keep structure in his day. At the same time, the thought of them breaking up sends me into a panic attack because I love them both and I feel the need to take care of them, and I am only one person who also needs to work to support myself. I just can't deal and I want to fix the situation somehow and I can't.

Just needed to write that down. I know the problem is me being a control freak and thinking for others but I can't help it.

CoolFool said:
Am I cursed today or what? The day isn't even half way over, scared of what else can go wrong.
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That's the type of day where you need to stay in bed or you end up losing your keys, your wallet, or in hospital. Hope tomorrow is better!
 
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CoolFool said:
>Wake up at 1AM, can't fall back asleep until 6AM
>Don't hear 7AM alarm, end up sleeping until 9AM
>Late for work
>Boss is mad, I try to get my shit done ASAP
>Too tired and annoyed at everything
>Decide to call in "sick" for the rest of the day
>Go to get late breakfast, find out I forgot to turn on the dishwasher last night
>No clean dishes!
>Wash some dishes for breakfast
>Decide to eat a couple of eggs for breakfast
>First egg is fine, crack the second egg, it's bloody and gross. MEAL RUINED
>There's no more eggs left
>Try to eat cereal, realize my dad ate all the cereal last night
>Eating a cup of yogurt, trying to enjoy it
>Cat proceeds to vomit in front of me
>Tired af, decide to get coffee
>Grab coffee mug wrong, now I have a broken mug and a mess to clean up

Am I cursed today or what? The day isn't even half way over, scared of what else can go wrong.
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you rolled some kind of curse modifier today, just take it on the cheek and wave for the cameras. hopefully you survived to read this.

anyways while we're greentexting I need ya'll opinion on something
>go to visit parents, tell friends that are still in hometown that I'm there
>keep in near-daily contact with these guys online, have hung out with them countless times
>they act excited, we hang out for 1 night
>for the rest of the time I'm there I'm mostly sitting around the house doing nothing while my family is at work, so I try and ask my friends if they want to hang out some more
>nobody suggests getting dinner, nobody wants to do anything, nobody even offers to let me hang out and play vidya with them
>finally manage to herd cats well enough to convince them to try and meetup, but the one hosting is seemingly only doing it out of obligation and not because he or anyone else wants to
>figure, fuck it, these guys have moved on and aren't really enthused by being able to see me anymore, so I stop trying
>one of them hits me up yesterday and asks if I want to play some vidya
>we set a time
>hop on the discord at the appointed time, him and his friends are playing overwatch, which they continue to play for an hour and a half before they're ready
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am I being histrionic here or are these niggas worthless friends. I'm sick of my time not being valued and I keep feeling like I'm always a 2nd or 3rd option, or that I'm a chore or obligation rather than someone who's company they enjoy
 
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birdwater said:
am I being histrionic here or are these niggas worthless friends
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Nah that's really shitty behaviour. I think you're right that you're not a priority for them anymore, and it's okay if friendships fade away because that's just life. But if so they shouldn't be asking you to hang out and then make you wait or ditch you. No need to be rude.
 
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