How do you want your corpse prepared for your funeral?

[Cthulu]

I want to be plasticized and sold on E-bay and the money given to some homeless bum to spend on booze, blow and hookers.

 

[VJ 120]

I want to be cremated and my ashes mixed with glitter.

 

[The Dude]

I want my ashes shot out of a giant cannon shaped like a two-thumbed fist holding a peote button, just like Hunter S. Thompson.

 

[Ntwadumela]

If I were to be cremated, I would like my ashes to be mixed with tea leaves and gunpowder.

 

[SP 199]

What up

 

[polonium]

Scrape up as many of the bits that you can find and chuck 'em in a cardboard box, throw it in a dumpster, get drunk and have a party

 

[Cunty Boo Boo]

My husband to meticulously skin me and wear me as a woman-suit. The inside bits can be fed to the dog.

 

[Apocalypso]

Well done.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

I know a lot of dead people. Funerals, wakes, that whole deal: it's bullshit. It only makes everybody feel worse. I was here, now I am not, but you still are, friends and family. So go someplace nice, get a few cold ones, and have some on me with the 10 or so dollars I have left to leave you

 

[Randy Lahey]

when i die, just throw me in the trash

 

[drain]

I want to end up on an University's Anatomy Class.

 

[Pina Colada]

Should I pass (peacefully) before my future husband, I'll take being taxidermied into his own custom RealDoll.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I want to be cremated and have my ashes placed inside my GameCube.

 

[admiral]

I want my skull to be placed on the mantelpiece to frighten the grandkids.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Medium well with a side of fries.

 

[Curt Sibling]

A proper Viking funeral, with an aircraft carrier. Flames are provided by the nuclear engine going critical.

 

[Xarpho]

Assuming I live to a ripe old age with money, I would want the funeral to be nice except the open casket is actually a wax dummy in my likeness. My actual corpse would be kept in the morgue until burial, and that goes into a wood casket, which is then buried. I may not be the most environmentally-minded person, but I am fully biodegradable.

 

[QI 541]

I hope I die in a way where my corpse will never be recovered

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

Stuffed and mounted in the stereotypical 'growling bear' pose. Posed in the sitting room of the family home. Possibly to be used as a hat/coat rack. It's the best way to pay respects to my memory

 

[Omegamage]

I want my limbs cut off and sewn back in the wrong places, just to fuck with all the people who will attend it.