How does Chris feel about not being a virgin any more?

[The Dude]

So it's been a while since Chris popped his cherry. He's obviously still lonely and miserable. Do you think he still feels that losing his virginity was a big deal, or do you think that he realizes that without love being there that sex is just empty and meaningless? Do you think he feels more like a big boy now or does he realize that nothing has changed? Or do you think he loved it so much that he wants to get another whore so he can get his duck wet again, but is frustrated and bitter because Blerb won't let him escape the hoard long enough to seal the deal?

 

[The Mass Debater]

I think he was disapointed, assuming he actually had sex (and the fact that it was almost certainally a prostitute makes that believable). The thing is with Chris is it was less about the sex (although he is STRAIGHT, he has a low sex drive and it takes a back seat to vidya and other pursuits) and more that upon losing his virginity, all his problems would be solved. Chris thought that by having sex he would finally defeat those homo trolls, earn his sweetheart and be a grown up like TV tells him. He did seem to enjoy it and feel relief but within a few days that turned into his usual depression (hell, he got worse) when he realised it wouldnt solve all his problems. Oh, and he'd never fork out however much it costs to hire one again seeing as that would decrease the amount of unplayed PSN games he can hoard with his tugboat.

 

[Some JERK]

Chris treated losing his virginity almost as an unlockable achievement in a game. I don't think he really cares about it much any more. He's now focused on finally getting a girlfriend because that's something he's yet to accomplish. After that, it's having his godbear-promised daughter. I'm sure that if he were ever to "unlock" those, he'd turn his focus to something else entirely and completely neglect both of them.

it's just a series of chekmarks on some list that Chris' autist mind came up with at some point.

 

[Furina]

I think even Chris realizes there's nothing to be proud of in fucking a whore. He's still alone and all his problems are still there, giving him stress and making him crash into slumber. Not being a virgin anymore has changed his life about as much as not being 29 anymore. In the end, nothing has changed in his life and he himself is exactly the same.

 

[The Dude]

Chris treated losing his virginity almost as an unlockable achievement in a game. I don't think he really cares about it much any more. He's now focused on finally getting a girlfriend because that's something he's yet to accomplish. After that, it's having his godbear-promised daughter. I'm sure that if he were ever to "unlock" those, he'd turn his focus to something else entirely and completely neglect both of them.

it's just a series of chekmarks on some list that Chris' autist mind came up with at some point.

I wonder, as he continues on his...well, not "life". He doesn't really have a "life" as most people consider it. Let's say "existence". As he continues on with his existence and is inevitably unable to "check off" those "achievements" how will his mental stability hold up? He honestly believes that he has been promised a wife and daughter by GodBearJesus Himself and that nothing can change that. Hell, he's already resentful towards God for not having handed him a skinny, white, 21-29 year old, filthy rich supermodel to love him, mother him, clean his house, play with his crooked duck and birth his autistic spawn.

 

[Marvin]

He did enjoy it. And he might not've only done it once.

But like most people say, it didn't fix anything. He still feels like shit, especially after the initial excitement wore off. The biggest problem with it was that it didn't get him a girlfriend. Although he did have good enough of a time that he'd do it regularly if it didn't cost money. That's video game money, you know.

 

[CatParty]

i was gonna say he probably doesn't think much about it because he just moves onto other things to whine about.

 

[Furina]

He did enjoy it. And he might not've only done it once.

But like most people say, it didn't fix anything. He still feels like shit, especially after the initial excitement wore off. The biggest problem with it was that it didn't get him a girlfriend. Although he did have good enough of a time that he'd do it regularly if it didn't cost money. That's video game money, you know.

I can really see a future Facebook post from Chrissy-pie that reads something along these lines: "Why won't you guys be GOOD friends for once and GIVE ME MONEY so I can go back to the back pages and find a damn HOOKER! I CANNOT AFFORD the $200! I'm so LONELY and HORNY!"

 

[Anon]

Now he's just a manchild with rage.

 

[DJAndyMD]

After observing how this impacted him today, I can say that this probably was an instance of something he thought would be a big event in his life, only for it to be disappointing because nothing good came out of it for him. He did not get a sweetheart, he is still miserable, and because it did not change the opinions about him from the trolls (in fact, I would say it made things worse).

 

[Ronichu]

He did enjoy it. And he might not've only done it once.

Same hooker, or different one?

Just trying to figure out if he's making her into his sweetheart or whatever.

 

[CatParty]

He did enjoy it. And he might not've only done it once.

Same hooker, or different one?

Just trying to figure out if he's making her into his sweetheart or whatever.

rent to buy just like fingerhut and rent a center...

 

[Saney]

He did enjoy it. And he might not've only done it once.

WHAT?!

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

He did enjoy it. And he might not've only done it once.

WHAT?!

I don't find the concept to be that remarkable. Chris thrives on habit and routine. He's spent a decade whining about wanting sex. He probably continues to seek it out of habit, despite his libido being significantly below that of a normal adult male's. Even with a reduced libido, he still has some urges, and even as little as he knows about sex, he probably managed to enjoy himself enough to want to do it again.

Meh. Sounds reasonable to me, given what we know about Chris.

 

[Great Unclean Chris]

This should explain how he feels

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[Henry Bemis]

Well, he lost his virginity under the threat of jail time, and yet, even though the trial and his "punishment" have largely subsided and he can go back to being the mostly harmless village idiot, he still lives in fear of Virginia's boys in blue.

So, not much has changed.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Chris is full of conflicting emotions, but I doubt he has the capability to offer himself unbiased self reflection about why his emotions conflict.

Chris probably feels proud and satisfied that he lost his virginity one moment, and then briefly ashamed the next because he resorted to a hooker, and then depressed and lonely because he still doesn't have a heartsweet, but doesn't know how these emotions are linked and why.

To him, it's just because life played Kick the Autistic, Michael Snyder and the Greene County school board are out to get him, and trolls are keeping him from his sweetheart and his God-given daughter Crystal.

 

[BurtyDrappedCreifs]

From what I've read, Chris got his tom-tom, but that seems to have been a one-time thing to avoid dying in jail a Virgin With Rage. To this day he still whines about not having a girlfriend to bang out his promised daughter Crystal from.

The bigger question is why isn't Chris still seeking the comfort of hookers any longer. Is it because

a) He was only able to do it that one time because he had that extra cash from Bob's estate as well as the Tugboat "death benefit", but he can't afford it anymore

b) Barb found out about it and put a stop to that sort of seed-sowing right away

c) Chris had a lousy experience with the hooker because she was likely not up to his lofty demanding standards, and he refuses to do it again until it's for the rich supermodel of his dreams

 

[Kosher Dill]

I wonder if Chris is aware that male virginities grow back, and if he hasn't been keeping it blown out he's probably a virgin again by now.